Jesse Eisenberg movie quotes
- Name
- Jesse Adam
- Last name
- Eisenberg
- Pseudonym
- Jesse Eisenberg
- Born
- October 5, 1983
- Gender
- male
- Nationality
- North American
- Profession
- actor
- Zodiac sign
- Libra
Jesse Eisenberg movie quotes, phrases and lines
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- From the movie: The End of the Tour
“- David Lipsky: Nice view.
- David Foster Wallace: Thank you. I can't take credit for it.” - From the movie: American Ultra
“- Mike Howell: So you erased my memories and you fucked with my head. And you left me here with a fake girlfriend.
- Victoria Lasseter: This isn't who you always were. The slow thinking, the inability to leave town. The phobias. We did that to protect you.
- Mike Howell: To protect me? Well, tell that to the guys who are trying to kill me.” - From the movie: American Ultra
“- Mike Howell: Get out. Get out of my car.
- Phoebe: No. No, Mike. I can't!
- Mike Howell: Get out of my car, okay!
- Phoebe: It's my fucking car!
- Mike Howell: Then get out of the car! Okay!” - From the movie: Zombieland
“- Tallahassee: My mama always told me someday I'd be good at something. Who'd a guessed that something'd be zombie-killing?
- Columbus: Probably nobody.” - From the movie: Rio 2
“- Blu: It looks like you're stuck with me all night.
- Jewel: You're my one and only, Blu.
- Blu: That's a good thing since I'm the only other one.” - From the movie: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
“The greatest gladiator match in the history of the world: God versus man, day versus night, Son of Krypton versus Bat of Gotham!”
- From the movie: Rio 2
“You know the jungle... I know humans!”
- From the movie: American Ultra
“Something very weird is happening to me: I keep killing people! There's a chance I may be... a robot!”
- From the movie: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
“- Lex Luthor: Can I call you June?
- Senator Finch: You can call me whatever you like. Take a bucket of piss and call it Granny's Peach Tea; take a weapon of assassination and call it deterrence. You won't fool a fly or me. I'm not gonna drink it.” - From the movie: Rio 2
“Happy wife... happy life!”
- From the movie: Zombieland
- From the movie: Rio 2
“- Luiz: So you're going to the Amazon? That place is wild!
- Blu: I'm sure it's nothing I can't handle. Wait, how wild?
- Nico: There's snakes that swallow you whole.
- Pedro: Mosquitoes that suck out your blood like a Slurpee.
- Luiz: Flesh-eating piranhas that eat... flesh.” - From the movie: The Social Network
“- Mark Zuckerberg: I went to my friend for the money because that's who I wanted to be partners with. Eduardo was the president of the Harvard Investors Association, and he was also my best friend.
- Gage: Your best friend is suing you for six hundred million dollars.” - From the movie: American Ultra
“I just killed two people. I just took a spoon and pushed it through him. I swear to god I'm going to piss my pants Phoebe, I swear to god I'm going to piss my pants.”
- From the movie: Zombieland
“You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.”
- From the movie: American Ultra
“- Mike Howell: Okay, she said Mandelbrot set is in motion. Echo Choir has been breached. We are fielding the ball.
- Phoebe: Mike, what the fuck does that mean?
- Mike Howell: I don't know. Phoebe, I don't know but I remember it like it just happened. I remember every single thing that happened to me in the last 94 minutes. 94 minutes? How did I...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Now You See Me
- From the movie: American Ultra
“- Phoebe: Okay, so just lead me through this one more time. Just so I'm clear.
- Mike Howell: Um, I hit him with a spoon and his lungs exploded.
- Phoebe: It wasn't his lungs.
- Mike Howell: No, that's what happened. Because he couldn't breathe because I got him in the neck.
- Phoebe: Yeah, your lungs aren't in your neck, they're in your...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Social Network
“- Mark Zuckerberg: So how is Christy?
- Eduardo Saverin: Christy's crazy.
- Mark Zuckerberg: Is that fun?
- Eduardo Saverin: No. I mean, she's actually psychotic. She's insanely jealous, she's irrational, and I'm frightened of her.
- Mark Zuckerberg: Still, it's nice you have a girlfriend.” - From the movie: Rio
“- Blu: Actually all the survival guides say to sit and wait. And... and help will come.
- Jewel: No one is coming!” - From the movie: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
“What we call God depends upon our tribe, Clark Jo. Because God is tribal. God take sides.”
- From the movie: Now You See Me
“- J. Daniel Atlas: Ladies and gentlemen...
- Henley Reeves: For our next trick...
- J. Daniel Atlas: We are going to rob a bank.” - From the movie: Rio
“- Jewel: I'm trying to escape!
- Blu: Escape! Why? This cage is awesome.
- Jewel: The cage! Oh, what was I thinking? I wouldn't expect a pet to understand.
- Blu: Pet? Did you just call me a pet? For the record, I am not a pet! I am a companion. And you know what? Do whatever you want! Cause tomorrow morning, Linda will come for me and this...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
“If man won't kill God, the Devil will do it!”
- From the movie: American Ultra
“- Laugher: I'm sorry. I can't control it. The things that they did to my head. They made you like they made me. But you're better than me. Who told you what to do?
- Mike Howell: Nobody.
- Laugher: That must be nice.”
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