Jesse Eisenberg movie quotes
- Name
- Jesse Adam
- Last name
- Eisenberg
- Pseudonym
- Jesse Eisenberg
- Born
- October 5, 1983
- Gender
- male
- Nationality
- North American
- Profession
- actor
- Zodiac sign
- Libra
Jesse Eisenberg movie quotes, phrases and lines
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- From the movie: Adventureland
“My theory is you can't just avoid everybody you screw up with. You can trust me on that because I'm a New Yorker.”
- From the movie: Rio
“- Blu: Safe? We are in the jungle! You know when people say 'it's a jungle out there', well I'm pretty sure they don't mean it as a good thing.
- Jewel: Look, I hate to break it to you, but this is where our kind naturally lives.
- Blu: Hey, hey! Don't talk to me about nature. I watch Animal Planet. I know all about the food chain.” - From the movie: Rio
“- Blu: This is the coolest place I've ever seen! You know, despite the obvious health code violations!
- Rafael: Ha-ha! I like you, nothing you say makes any sense!” - From the movie: The Social Network
“- Ad Executive: Mr. Zuckerburg, I'm in charge of security for all computers on the Harvard Network and I can assure you of its sophistication. In fact it was that very level of sophistication that led us to you in less than four hours.
- Mark Zuckerberg: Four hours?
- Ad Executive: Yes sir.
- Mark Zuckerberg: That would be impressive, except if...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Zombieland
“It's amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm.”
- From the movie: Zombieland
“Take away a man's son, you've truly given him nothing left to lose.”
- From the movie: Rio
“- Blu: I would love to go five minutes without almost getting killed! Is that too much to ask?
- Jewel: For a bird who can't fly? Oh, yeah!” - From the movie: The Social Network
“- Erica Albright: I think we should just be friends.
- Mark Zuckerberg: I don't want friends.
- Erica Albright: I was just being polite, I have no intention of being friends with you.” - From the movie: The Social Network
“- Mark Zuckerberg: Do you ever think about the girl?
- Sean Parker: What girl?
- Mark Zuckerberg: The one. The girl in high school who was with the lacrosse thing.
- Sean Parker: No.” - From the movie: The Social Network
“- Mark Zuckerberg: I'm just saying I need to do something substantial in order to get the attention of the clubs.
- Erica Albright: Why?
- Mark Zuckerberg: Because they're exclusive, and fun, and they lead to a better life.” - From the movie: The Social Network
- From the movie: Roger Dodger
“- Roger Swanson: Why give into a slump? Let's go down swinging.
- Nick: Like Michael Jordan.
- Roger Swanson: That's the wrong sport, but I like your enthusiasm.” - From the movie: Cursed
“- Jimmy: No, I'm not gay, I'm cursed!
- Bo: I know it must feel like that sometimes...
- Jimmy: No, I'm cursed by the Mark of the Beast!” - From the movie: Adventureland
- From the movie: Zombieland
“- Columbus: Are you one of these guys that tries to one-up everybody else's story?
- Tallahassee: No. I knew a guy way worse at that than me.” - From the movie: Cursed
“Good for you. Yay... go gay! But, um, unfortunately I got my own shit to deal with so... I'll see you later.”
- From the movie: Cursed
“You're really becoming transparent. How about a little identity intervention, okay? 'Cause all this internalized homophobia's giving you away.”
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