Jim Belushi movie quotes

“Why is it every time you have a mouthful of freeze-dried, your boss walks in on you?”
Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows

“I know you hate Americans, but just remember if it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking German right now.”
Jim Belushi - Neil Schwary

“- Larry Burrows: 35 years old, and my life is shit.
- Mike: Can't be all that bad.
- Larry Burrows: It's not that it's bad, you know, it's just that it's ordinary.”
Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows
Sir Michael Caine - Mike

“- Ivan Danko: Tea, please.
- Art Ridzik: In a glass, with lemon, right?
- Ivan Danko: Yes.
- Art Ridzik: Yeah. I saw Dr. Zhivago.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Ivan Danko
Jim Belushi - Art Ridzik

“The woman is mine! Now we're both members of the animal kingdom. You know that and I know that. And we both know that this thing is really primal. So if you think you're such a badass you just try that one more time and you're gonna end up in a pet cemetary!”

Jim Belushi - Dooley

“You're either the greatest romantic hero of all time... or you're the stupidest penguin who's ever lived!”
Jim Belushi - Rocko

“- Jake Phillips: You're ever vigilant, I see.
- Rick Latimer: Where I come from, we knock.
- Jake Phillips: Where I come from, we pick locks. With your permission, I'll replace your old rusty one with a new deadbolt.”

Louis Gossett Jr. - Jake Phillips
Jim Belushi - Rick Latimer

“- Ellen Burrows: Larry, if we had such a great life together, why'd you want it changed?
- Larry Burrows: I guess... I just didn't know what I had.”
Linda Hamilton - Ellen Burrows
Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows

“What kind of woman would beat her plastic doll?”
Jim Belushi - Stevie "The Rose" Rosellini

“They'll never find me, because I'm following my heart. And they don't know where that is.”
Jim Belushi - Det. Frank Divinci

“- Walter Bentley: Spencer! You look awful!
- Jimmy Dworski: Like he looks great.”

Stephen Elliott - Walter
Jim Belushi - Jimmy

“You're the dad every kid dreams of, you know that?”

Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows

“- Hubie: I wonder how far it is to Antarctica.
- Rocko: 3000 miles in that direction. But you'll never get there. I'll give it three days tops and you'll be in the belly of anything, from a killer whale to a sardine!”
Martin Hayter Short - Hubie
Jim Belushi - Rocko

“- Cat Manzetti: Fuck you.
- Art Ridzik: No, I think I have a headache and good taste.”
Gina Gershon - Cat Manzetti
Jim Belushi - Art Ridzik

“One to the head, one to the heart. One to the head, one to the heart. What did I teach you?”

Jim Belushi - Stevie "The Rose" Rosellini

“- Larry Burrows: Have you ever had any regrets, Clip? You know, about how your life is turned out, about the choices you made.
- Clip Metzler: Oh... no. I figured I didn't make out many choices. You know what my policy is? You do nothing, you see what happens. And you know what, things always are turning up fine.”
Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows
Jon Lovitz - Clip Metzler

“Why is it every time your best friend's kissing you on the head, a beautiful woman comes along and catches you?”
Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows

“We're not just doing this for us. We're doing it for the kids. For every kid who ever sat on Santa's lap. For every little girl who left cookies and milk for Santa on Christmas night. For every little boy who opens a package Christmas morning and finds clothes instead of toys. It breaks my heart.”
Jim Belushi - Mall Santa

“- Cindy Jo: Larry, darling, your guests are wondering if you're all right? What's the matter, dear?
- Larry Burrows: My parents are divorced.
- Cindy Jo: Of course they are. Everybody's parents are divorced.”
Rene Russo - Cindy Jo
Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows

- Doctor Rock: So what's your sign?
- Pauline Axelrod: Stop.
- Doctor Rock: That's really cute. I thought it was "slippery when wet".
Jim Belushi - Dr. Rock
Valerie Wildman - Pauline Axelrod

“You can never lose your sense of humor. Without that, you've got nothing.”
Jim Belushi - Det. Frank Divinci

“Linda, I want you wearing a bra to class. It's not going to change your grade.”

Jim Belushi - Rick Latimer

“- Mike: Have you ever been faced with a decision, and you weren't sure what to do?
- Larry Burrows: Yeah, sure, plenty of times.
- Mike: And then something inside made you choose one direction over another?”
Sir Michael Caine - Mike
Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows

“- Ivan Danko: I have car under control.
- Art Ridzik: Yeah, I'm sure they taught you all about cars and the price of insurance at your famous Russian school in Kiev!
- Ivan Danko: In socialist countries, insurance not necessary. State pays for everything.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Ivan Danko
Jim Belushi - Art Ridzik

“- Clip Metzler: You know what your problem is? Nothing's ever good enough for you. The way I see it, you've got the perfect life. You've got a wonderful home, a terrific wife, a good job, and the best friend money can buy. What else could a guy want?
- Larry Burrows: A little excitement would be nice.”
Jon Lovitz - Clip Metzler
Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows