Jim Belushi movie quotes

“- Hubie: What do you call a flower before it opens?
- Rocko: A bud.
- Hubie: I love it when you call me bud!”
Martin Hayter Short - Hubie
Jim Belushi - Rocko

“- Kimberly: A minute is all it takes for you to do insurmountable amounts of damage, Rick. I've put up with all the frat-brat, Peter-Pan bullshit I can take.
- Rick Latimer: That's your therapist talking, not you.
- Kimberly: At least somebody was talking; You weren't.”
Sharon Thomas Cain - Kimberly
Jim Belushi - Rick Latimer

“You can cry and not feel sad, just like you can feel sad and not cry.”
Jim Belushi - Bill Dancer

“- Bernie: I stole it
- Danny: You did not.
- Bernie: Oh, that's great, Dan. I tell you I'm a thief and you call me a liar.”
Jim Belushi - Bernie
Rob Lowe - Danny

- Angelica Chaste: Seems mine is bigger than yours.
- Stevie "The Rose" Rosellini: Size doesn't matter.
- Angelica Chaste: Oh, yes it does.
- Stevie "The Rose" Rosellini: You mean those girls have been lying to me all those years?

Sheryl Lee - Angelica Chaste
Jim Belushi - Stevie "The Rose" Rosellini

“I'm gonna let you guys do what you guys gotta do. Don't worry about me, I'm just gonna go home, make a little macaroni and cheese, seal the windows, and turn on the gas.”
Jim Belushi - Bernie

“- Jimmy Dworski: I think you should keep your head down, arms straight, drop your shoulder, concentrate, focus, think of the hole, get the ball in the hole!
- Warden Toolman: Smell the hot dogs now, Jimmy. The crack of the bat; the roar of the crowd; you can order your tickets now, Jim.”

Jim Belushi - Jimmy
Héctor Elizondo - Warden

“I came across the letters you wrote to your wife before you were married. You're beautiful, Bob. Some of the sentiments blew me away. One question, though: what was that thing that she did in Santa Barbara... that you keep pleading with her to do again? Bet it felt pretty good, huh, Bob?”
Jim Belushi - Nick Pirandello

“- Rick Latimer: Okay, what's your name?
- White Zac: Just call me White Zac. My real last name's O'Something-Or-Other, too long to say.
- Rick Latimer: Sweet. Well, Mr. O'Something-Or-Other, can you tell me what class this is for?”

Jim Belushi - Rick Latimer
J.J. Cohen - White Zac

“- Nick Pirandello: I'm gonna check the back... you want the good news first, or the bad news?
- Bob Wilson: Gimme the bad news.
- Nick Pirandello: There's no way out of here alive.
- Bob Wilson: What's the good news?
- Nick Pirandello: It doesn't look like we're going to be here for long.”
Jim Belushi - Nick Pirandello
John Ritter - Bob Wilson

“- Larry Burrows: So, Mike, do you do this a lot, I mean, you know, change peoples' lives and stuff?
- Mike: I've been known to make a few adjustments now and again.”
Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows
Sir Michael Caine - Mike

“- Santa at Warehouse Door: Password.
- Mall Santa: Jingle Bells, Batman smells.”
Bruce Bohne - Santa at Warehouse Door
Jim Belushi - Mall Santa

“You're crazy, you're insane; you're amazing.”
Jim Belushi - Rocko

“- Cindy Jo: I wish I'd known it was your birthday, I would have gotten you something.
- Larry Burrows: Well, Cindy Jo, you've already given me more than you could possibly know. Really.”
Rene Russo - Cindy Jo
Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows