John Leguizamo movie quotes

“- Daisy: If you just want to end this right now, I would understand.
- Luigi: You know, I was going to ask you the same thing, if you want to end this right now, and you feel bad about that, but you want to talk to somebody about it, you can call me.”

Samantha Mathis - Daisy
John Leguizamo - Luigi Mario

“- Sergeant Simon: How many Marios are there between the two of you?
- Luigi: Three: Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.”
Don Lake - Sergeant Simon
John Leguizamo - Luigi Mario

“- Officer Rosen: Your eyes are red. You been smokin' crack?
- Beck: Your eyes are glazed. You been eatin' donuts?”
Kim Coates - Officer Rosen
John Leguizamo - Beck

“- Mike Howell: Wait, why do you think it's dangerous?
- Phoebe: Yeah?
- Rose: Like I said to you before, because of the monkeys. The monkeys!”
Jesse Eisenberg - Mike Howell
Kristen Stewart - Phoebe Larson
John Leguizamo - Rose

Why do I gotta look like something out of "Jungle Book" and you guys all get the nice Banana Republic stuff?
John Leguizamo - Pestario 'Pest' Vargas

“Marriage is wild.”
John Leguizamo

“I love independent films, it's the only place as an actor you're totally allowed to breathe.”
John Leguizamo

“Most of the great directors I've worked with - De Palma, Spike Lee - like rehearsals.”
John Leguizamo

“- Sergeant Simon: Name.
- Mario: Mario.
- Sergeant Simon: Last name.
- Mario: Mario.
- Sergeant Simon: And you?
- Luigi: Luigi.
- Sergeant Simon: Luigi Luigi?
- Luigi: No, Luigi Mario.”
Don Lake - Sergeant Simon
Bob Hoskins - Mario Mario
John Leguizamo - Luigi Mario

“- Vinny: Don't tell nobody. It's between you and me. Its bad enough that I ball her, right, but then some sick side of me had to drive her right past the spot where we were stickin' it up her cousin's ass, you know. Oh shit, and that's where I saw the dead bodies, right there. You know what, God spared me. He spared me, man. 'Cause it's a...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Leguizamo - Vinny
Adrien Brody - Richie

“- Vinny: It is just you and me!
- Dionna: It wasn't. It was everybody.
- Vinny: Oh, baby, it wasn't...
- Dionna: It was everybody...
- Vinny: I didn't care for those fucking bitches! I love you!
- Dionna: It was everybody. And everybody else knew but me.”
John Leguizamo - Vinny
Mira Sorvino - Dionna

“- Luigi: Let's go!
- Brooklyn Girls: Who are you?
- Luigi: Luigi Mario. What, you got a problem with that?”
John Leguizamo - Luigi Mario

“- Luigi: Isn't this a little bit feminine?
- Iggy: Yes, I know. It was my ex wife's.
- Mario: But you wear this stuff?
- Spike: Yes. On occasion, we have a... date.
- Mario: Who do you date, a canary?”

John Leguizamo - Luigi Mario
Fisher Stevens - Iggy
Bob Hoskins - Mario Mario
Richard Edson - Spike

“- Himmel Shank: Cocteau.
- Pestario 'Pest' Vargas: Coc-teau? Like the French playwright?
- Himmel Shank: Nein... after my two favorite body parts.”
Edoardo Ballerini - Himmel Shank
John Leguizamo - Pestario 'Pest' Vargas

“- Vinny: God is tellin' me you shouldn't be doin' these things with your wife. That's what he's tellin' me.
- Richie: What things?
- Vinny: Oh, come on, don't be stupid. You know.
- Richie: What?
- Vinny: No butt fucking, sixty-nine, doggy style. That's the message God it saying: You gotta cut that shit out. You gotta cut it out; otherwise, I'm...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Leguizamo - Vinny
Adrien Brody - Richie

“- Diego: Maybe we shouldn't do this.
- Sid: Why not?
- Diego: ... Because if we save him he'll grow up to be a hunter. And who do you think he'll hunt?
- Sid: Maybe because we saved him, he won't hunt us.
- Diego: Yeah, and maybe he'll grow fur, and a long, skinny neck and call you Mama.”

Denis Colin Leary - Diego
John Leguizamo - Sid

“It's like ordering a pizza. You ask for Canadian Bacon you end up with a German sausage.”

John Leguizamo - Felix Ramirez

“- Sid: Look, the tigers are just playing tag with the antelope... With their teeth.
- Diego: Come on Sid, let's play tag. You're it.”

John Leguizamo - Sid
Denis Colin Leary - Diego

“The master and I are going to have words. He knows I hate clowns. God, I hate them. I hate them all. I hate Bozo, Ronald, Chuckles with their freakin' dumb noses and their lousy party hats! Arrgh! I don't mind being short, fat, and ugly, but the pay sucks!”
John Leguizamo - Clown

“- Manny: Hey, buddy, want a lift?
- Diego: No, thanks. I'm saving what little dignity I've got left.
- Sid: You're hanging out with us now, pal. Dignity has nothing to do with it.”
Ray Romano - Manny
Denis Colin Leary - Diego
John Leguizamo - Sid

“- Vinny: I'm just tryin' to be a better husband right now. I just don't feel I can do it. All right?
- Gloria: You know, you're like a frickin' yo-yo, back-n-forth, forth-n-back, let's do this, let's not do this. You know what, Vinny? Let's just not do it! Okay? That's it! You think you're the only one that's got feelings? I got a husband at home!”
John Leguizamo - Vinny
Bebe Neuwirth - Gloria

“Kaufman send you to kill me? Takes a true friend to stab you right in the front, doesn't it?”

John Leguizamo - Cholo

“- Malaria: These jeans make me look fat!
- Pestario 'Pest' Vargas: Ah no, Malaria, your fat butt makes you look fat!”
Yelba Osorio - Malaria
John Leguizamo - Pestario 'Pest' Vargas

“- Vinny: Please, please, don't make me have to beg you. Get in the car. Come on, don't make me have to hurt you.
- Dionna: Hurt me? Don't you even fuckin' lay a pinkie on me! I'll get him to kick your ass and then I'll fuck him! You wanna watch Vinny? Will that turn you on Vinny? You linguine dick mother fucker. You wanna watch while I suck a...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Leguizamo - Vinny
Mira Sorvino - Dionna

“How come God hogs up all the good followers, and we're left with the retards?”

John Leguizamo - Clown