John Leguizamo movie quotes

“- Luigi Mario: Aliens? We gotta deal with aliens too?
- Mario Mario: Luigi, we're the aliens.
- Luigi Mario: We are? Wow, cool.”

John Leguizamo - Luigi Mario
Bob Hoskins - Mario Mario

“- Vinny: And I've made some bad calls, and I'm a bad fuckin' husband. And I admit it. And I know you can't get away with shit in life anymore. You know, God sees everything, plain and simple... and I just want you to give me another chance.
- Dionna: No.
- Vinny: Please, baby. Give me another chance. I can't live without you. Please.
- Dionna:...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Leguizamo - Vinny
Mira Sorvino - Dionna

“- Richie: All right. What do you want me to tell you? Get a fuckin' divorce, then.
- Vinny: Divorce is fuckin' evil, Ritchie. You got some fuckin' really bad advice.
- Richie: Evil spelled backwards is live.
- Vinny: You're a corny fuck, you know that?”
Adrien Brody - Richie
John Leguizamo - Vinny

- Luigi: Hey, Mario! Right now on "Miraculous World", this guy just found out he was in another dimension.
- Mario: The only thing miraculous I know is that we're still eating while we're going broke.
- Luigi: We aint going broke, Mario, we're already there!
John Leguizamo - Luigi Mario
Bob Hoskins - Mario Mario

“I can't be a whore, 'cause I'm a man! Okay?”
John Leguizamo - Vinny

“I wish five people dead on my drive to work everyday; five people. But wishing doesn't make it so, Bobby. You're not God, lifetime averages withstanding.”

John Leguizamo - Manny

“- Jorge: I wouldn't be touchin' that if you saw the leper who was drooling all over that shit. Hey, Roy, you old fuck!
- Roy: What?
- Jorge: Get the boy a sandwich or something before he gets hepatitis!”

John Leguizamo - Jorge
Richard Bright - Roy

“- Bobby Rayburn: I'm not playing with number 33. Okay, you understand me?
- Manny: I know. I understand. Just be cool. Let me take care of it.
- Stook: You know, three times 11 is 33. Maybe you'll play three times better.”

Wesley Snipes - Bobby Rayburn
John Leguizamo - Manny
Don S. Davis - Stook

“- Manny: Look, Jesus Christ was 33 when he died. People are still talking about Him.
- Bobby Rayburn: Jesus Christ? Give me my damn number!”

John Leguizamo - Manny
Wesley Snipes - Bobby Rayburn

“Your name's Daisy, isn't it? I... I overheard your name's Daisy. I've never heard that name around here. It's really nice, too. N-no, I have heard it 'cause it's, like, the flower and everything... not that I hang around the flower shops or anything like that.”

John Leguizamo - Luigi Mario

“Didn't have details on the operation, Colonel. So we brought everything, even the condoms.”
John Leguizamo - Rat

“- Luigi: I've heard sea turtles travel thousands of miles on their own.
- Mario: Not in New York traffic, they don't.”
John Leguizamo - Luigi Mario
Bob Hoskins - Mario Mario

“- Jewel Stern: You're saying there's absolutely no way you can get your boy to talk to me? Is that what you're saying? He's gotta talk to me.
- Manny: I'm saying he'd rather nail his penis to a burning building, is what I'm saying, okay?”

Ellen Barkin - Jewel Stern
John Leguizamo - Manny