John Leguizamo quotes
- From the movie: Ice Age
- From the movie: Summer of Sam
“- Vinny: I fuckin' thought I was gonna stop cheatin' when I got married, you know. I thought so! And now I'm just fuckin' cheatin' a lot more than I ever did. But I thought the man up there understood. I thought he would fuckin' understand...
- Richie: God has nothing to do with this, Vin!
- Vinny: Oh come on, Ritchie, yes he does. Yes, he does.” - From the movie: Land of the Dead
“How many times have I told you, Riley, stop banging chicks with more problems than you?”
- From the movie: The Pest
“- Puerto Rican Boy: If you're blind, how did you know that I was a man?
- Pestario 'Pest' Vargas: I could hear your gonads shaking.” - From the movie: The Pest
- From the animation: Ice Age: The Meltdown
“Manny, you've come a long way since we first met, and I'll take the credit for that, but you need to let go of the past so you'll have a future.”
- From the movie: Land of the Dead
“Looks like God left the phone off the hook.”
- From the movie: Super Mario Bros.
“Nothing's impossible, you just gotta believe.”
- From the movie: Super Mario Bros.
- From the movie: The Pest
- From the movie: Summer of Sam
- Vinny: Come on, get in the car. Please, baby.
- Dionna: Baby? Don't you dare "baby" me! I'm gonna wait here! I'm gonna wait here until somebody comes along. You know what? I'm gonna wait here until some soul brother comes along in his big black Cadillac. And you know and I know that he's got a big black dick too. - From the movie: Moulin Rouge!
“- Toulouse-Lautrec: The hills are made with the euphonious symphonies of descant...
- Doctor: I don't think a nun would say that about a hill.” - From the animation: Ice Age: The Meltdown
- Manny: So, you think she's the girl for me?
- Sid: Oh, yeah, she's tons of fun, and you're no fun at all. She "completes" you. - From the movie: Moulin Rouge!
“Christian, you may see me only as a drunken, vice-ridden gnome whose friends are just pimps and girls from the brothels. But I know about art and love, if only because I long for it with every fiber of my being.”
- From the movie: Summer of Sam
“- Ruby: I'm smart, I'm young, I'm pretty, you know...
- Vinny: Yeah, well, you got two out of three right there.
- Ruby: Shut up.” - From the movie: Ice Age
“- Sid: For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me.
- Diego: I don't eat junk food.” - From the movie: Spawn
“I'm gonna cut you into 50 pieces and mail you to every state.”
- From the movie: The Pest
- From the movie: Super Mario Bros.
“- Luigi: I think it's trying to communicate with us...
- Mario: Luigi, it's a mushroom!” - From the movie: The Pest
“- Angus: Do you know what today is?
- Pestario 'Pest' Vargas: The first day of the rest of our lives?
- Angus: No.
- Pestario 'Pest' Vargas: Sean Connery's birthday?” - From the movie: Super Mario Bros.
“- Mario Mario: This can't be Manhattan.
- Luigi Mario: I don't know, I haven't been to Manhattan in a couple weeks.
- Mario Mario: Must have been a bad couple of weeks.” - From the movie: The Pest
“Of course I farted. What, you think I smell like this all the time?”
- From the movie: Titan A.E.
- From the movie: Spawn
- Spawn: Just get me to a hospital.
- Clown: A hospital? Have you looked in a mirror lately, burnt man walking? Even the entire cast of "E.R." couldn't put you back together again. - From the movie: Moulin Rouge!
“- Toulouse-Lautrec: Things aren't always as they seem.
- Christian: Things are exactly the way they seem.”
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