John Turturro movie quotes

“- Chuck: I still remember the war.
- Dave Buznik: Oh, yeah?
- Chuck: Yeah, I remember waking up to the sound of bombs dropping and children screaming.
- Dave Buznik: Oh, you were in Vietnam?
- Chuck: No... Grenada.
- Dave Buznik: Didn't that, like, last only 12 hours?”
John Turturro - Chuck
Adam Sandler - Dave Buznik

“You gold-teeth-gold-chain-wearin', fried-chicken-and-biscuit-eatin', monkey, ape, baboon, big thigh, fast-runnin', high-jumpin', spear-chuckin', 360-degree-basketball-dunkin' titsun spade Moulan Yan. Take your fuckin' pizza-pizza and go the fuck back to Africa.”

John Turturro - Pino

“- Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes click.
- The Dude: Jesus.
- Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.”
John Turturro - Jesus Quintana
Jeff Bridges - The Dude

“Nothing like driving in a Maybach, huh? Germans know how to make cars, let me tell you.”
John Turturro - Simmons

“- Emilio Lopez: The hideousness of that foot will haunt my dreams forever.
- Longfellow Deeds: Oh, yeah. I've heard that before.”

John Turturro - Emilio Lopez
Adam Sandler - Longfellow Deeds

“A Mojito has ice, ice! We're not savages!”
John Turturro - Agent Simmons

“Don't even look at those guys unless you can kill 'em.”

John Turturro - Sean Armstrong

“- Son of Sam: How did you get in here? Leave me alone! What do you want?
- Harvey the Black Dog: I want you to go out and kill. Kill.
- Son of Sam: No!
- Harvey the Black Dog: Kill! Kill!!
- Son of Sam: I will kill. I will... I'll do anything you say. I'll do anything you say! Yes, master! I will kill! I will kill!!”

Michael Badalucco - Son of Sam
John Turturro - Harvey the Black Dog

“I don't like to discuss works in progress. If I let the words tumble out prematurely, it changes it, and I may never get it back.”
John Turturro - Barton Fink

“Many writers do everything in their power to insulate themselves from the common man, from where they live, from where they trade, from where they fight and love and converse and... and... so naturally their work suffers and regresses into empty formalism.”
John Turturro - Barton Fink

“- Pete Hogwallop: Ain't nobody gonna pick up three filthy, unshaved hitch-hikers, and one of them a know-it-all that can't keep his trap shut.
- Everett: Pete, the personal rancor reflected in that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment. But I would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism.”
John Turturro - Pete Hogwallop
George Clooney - Everett

“As Pushkin's doomed duelist said: let's start if you're willing.”
John Turturro - Aleksandr Ivanovich Luzhin

“- Mookie: Pino, who's your favorite basketball player?
- Pino: Magic Johnson.
- Mookie: And who's your favorite movie star?
- Pino: Eddie Murphy.
- Mookie: And who's your favorite rock star? Prince. You're a Prince freak.
- Pino: Boss. Bruce.”
Spike Lee - Mookie
John Turturro - Pino

“- Volare: Do you realize what I was doing at the age of seven?
- Roland T. Flakfizer: I can imagine and you must be thankful you didn't go blind.
- Volare: I was dancing professionally.
- Roland T. Flakfizer: Whatever you call it. Flogging the carrot, polishing the cuestick, choking the chicken, clearing the snorkel...”
George De La Pena - Roberto Volare
John Turturro - Roland T. Flakfizer

“- Rocco Melonchek: We'll have to perform a full rectum-ology.
- Roland T. Flakfizer: Fondue, an epidemic! Drop those pants... Not you, the patient.
- Doctor: I thought you were cardiologists...
- Rocco Melonchek: Uh, well, they're all connected, we enter the rectum and head north.
- Roland T. Flakfizer: Why do you think we have such long...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mel Smith - Rocco Melonchek
John Turturro - Roland T. Flakfizer

“How did the market close? Uh-huh. Well, roll over my amalgamated, split my utilities, and double my capital venture overlays. Now call me in an hour, and tell me what the hell I'm talking about!”

John Turturro - Roland T. Flakfizer

“Behind every great man there is a woman, and thank heaven I have Lillian Oglethorpe because, quite frankly, I enjoy the shade.”
John Turturro - Roland T. Flakfizer

“- Mikaela Banes: You live with your momma?
- Simmons: No, my momma lives with me. There's a big difference.”
Megan Fox - Mikaela Banes
John Turturro - Agent Simmons

“You know what the problem with you bums is? You never leave a guy alone unless you're leaving him alone.”

John Turturro - Herbie Stempel

Please, call me what everyone else calls me: "Your Royal Sex Machine".
John Turturro - Roland T. Flakfizer

“Dear Lillian, soon I hope to take you on a Carribbean cruise, where we can hold hands on a soft summer's evening and watch that old Jamaican moon. Why that old - Jamaican will be mooning us, I have no idea.”
John Turturro - Roland T. Flakfizer

“That box is the biggest thing since Gutenberg invented the printing press, and I'm the biggest thing on it.”

John Turturro - Herbie Stempel

“- Lou: I have a question: why is it that Chuck here thinks he could smoke?
- Chuck: ‘Cause I do whatever I want whenever I want, you little Spanish fruit topping.
- Lou: Honey, at least I didn't make my auntpregnant.”

Luis Guzmán - Lou
John Turturro - Chuck

“- Dr. Buddy Rydell: Dave assaulted a female flight attendant in mid-air.
Stacy: Nice.
- Gina: I bet you beat her good.
- Dave Buznik: I didn't beat anybody. I touched a woman...
- Chuck: Liar, bullshitter, you're a woman beater! And you can't admit it, because you're a deluded piece of garbage!
- Dave Buznik: I don't know about all that but......” (continue)(continue reading)

Jack Nicholson - Dr. Buddy Rydell
January Jones - Gina
Adam Sandler - Dave Buznik
John Turturro - Chuck

“- Dr. Bill Perlman: You think I'm a fraud.
- Max Klein: It's been 3 months since the crash, and I haven't thought of you at all.”
John Turturro - Dr. Bill Perlman
Jeff Bridges - Max Klein