Johnny Depp movie quotes

“I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things. Won't be long now before they tear us to shreds.”
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke

“- Katrina Anne Van Tassel: Will you take nothing from Sleepy Hollow that was worth the coming here?
- Ichabod Crane: No. No, not nothing. A kiss from a lovely young woman, before she saw my face or knew my name.
- Katrina Anne Van Tassel: Yes, without sense or reason.”
Christina Ricci - Katrina Van Tassel
Johnny Depp - Ichabod Crane

“- Alice: Hatter, why is a raven like a writing desk?
- Mad Hatter: I haven't the slightest idea.”
Mia Wasikowska - Alice in Wondeland
Johnny Depp - The Mad Hatter

“Midnight. Baseball bats and boogeymen. Beautiful.”
Johnny Depp - Glen Lantz

“- Norrington: You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
- Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.”
Jack Davenport - Norrington
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

“I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, 'cause you can never predict if they're going to do something incredibly stupid.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

“You know, the only thing that matters is the ending. It's the most important part of the story, the ending.”
Johnny Depp - Mort Rainey

“- Baroness Kessler: I saw him one day. I was fifteen years old, and I saw him as plain as I see you now. It was love at first sight.
- Dean Corso: You know, 300 years ago, you'd have been burned at the stake for saying something like that.
- Baroness Kessler: 300 years ago I wouldn't have said it!”

Barbara Jefford - Baroness Kessler
Johnny Depp - Dean Corso

“The favor was to pick up fifty kilos of cocaine. Fifty. That's a hundred and ten pounds. Not exactly a small favor. Not like bumming a cigarette, for example. But what the hell. I didn't have anything better to do that day. It's not like I was on parole or anything.”
Johnny Depp - George Jung

“- Gilbert: Come on down. Come on! There you go. All right. Thanks a lot. Really sorry. Good. Good boy. Good boy. Now, I'm gonna take him home. I promise it won't happen again.
- Sheriff: Son, we hear this every time. Then after a couple of days he's right back up there again.
- Gilbert: Yeah, but this is the last time. Right, buddy?
- Arnie:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Johnny Depp - Gilbert Grape
Brady Coleman - Sheriff Jerry Farrel
Leonardo DiCaprio - Arnie Grape

“We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for...” (continue)(continue reading)
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke

“- Dean Corso: You killed for those! They're worth more than money.
- Boris Balkan: Infinitely more. But they happen to be mine... not yours.”

Johnny Depp - Dean Corso
Frank Langella - Boris Balkan

“- Young Masbath: A strange sort of witch, with a kind and loving heart. How can you think so?
- Ichabod Crane: I have good reason.
- Young Masbath: Then you are bewitched by reason.
- Ichabod Crane: I am beaten down by it!”

Marc Pickering - Young Masbath
Johnny Depp - Ichabod Crane

“- Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad?
- Alice: I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.”
Johnny Depp - The Mad Hatter
Mia Wasikowska - Alice in Wondeland

“- Grandma Georgina: You smell like peanuts. I love peanuts.
- Willy Wonka: Oh, thank you. You smell like... old people. And soap. I like it.”
Liz Smith - Grandma Georgina
Johnny Depp - Willy Wonka

“- Mad Hatter: What a regrettably large head you have. I would very much like to hat it. I used to hat The White Queen, you know. Her head was so small.
- Red Queen: It's tiny. It's a pimple of a head.”
Johnny Depp - The Mad Hatter
Helena Bonham Carter - Red Queen

“- Alice: This is impossible.
- Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.”
Mia Wasikowska - Alice in Wondeland
Johnny Depp - The Mad Hatter

“There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter. Which luckily I am.”
Johnny Depp - The Mad Hatter

“These are desperate times and desperate measures are called for.”
Johnny Depp - Sweeney Todd

“- Nancy Thompson: I grab the guy in my dream. You see me struggling so you wake me up. We both come out, you whack the fucker and we got him.
- Glen Lantz: Are you crazy? Hit him with what?
- Nancy Thompson: You're the jock. You have a baseball bat or something.”
Heather Langenkamp - Nancy Thompson
Johnny Depp - Glen Lantz

“- Mad Hatter: Your carriage, my lady.
- Alice: A hat?
- Mad Hatter: Of course. Anyone can go by horse or rail, but the absolute best way to travel is by hat. Have I made a rhyme?”
Johnny Depp - The Mad Hatter
Mia Wasikowska - Alice in Wondeland

“I don't feel that what I've done is a crime. And I think it's illogical and irresponsible for you to sentence me to prison. Because, when you think about it, what did I really do? I crossed an imaginary line with a bunch of plants.”

Johnny Depp - George Jung

“I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness.”

Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

“- Edward: Kevin, you wanna play scissors, paper, stone again?
- Kevin: No!
- Edward: Why not?
- Kevin: 'Cause it's boring. I always win!”
Johnny Depp - Edward Scissorhands
Robert Oliveri - Kevin

“- Bill: OK, everybody. Grab your plates. Soup's on.
- Edward: [with mouth full] I thought this was shish-ka-bob.
- Bill: What?
- Edward: [a little clearer] I thought this was shish-ka-bob.
- Bill: Yeah, it is shish-ka-bob. It's a figure of speech, Ed.”
Alan Arkin - Bill
Johnny Depp - Edward Scissorhands