Johnny Depp movie quotes

“- Sir William Gull: One day men will look back and say that I gave birth to the twentieth century.
- Inspector Frederick Abberline: You're not going to see the twentieth century.”
Sir Ian Holm - Sir William Gull
Johnny Depp - Inspector Frederick Abberline

“-Angelique Bouchard:I'm going to make an offer to you, Barnabas. My last. You can join me by my side and we can run Collinsport together as partners, and lovers... or I'll put you back in the box.
-Barnabas Collins:I have already prepared my counter-proposal. It reads thusly: You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and...” (continue)(continue reading)
Eva Green - Angelique Bouchard
Johnny Depp - Barnabas Collins

“It is said that blood is thicker than water. It is what joins us, binds us... curses us.”
Johnny Depp - Barnabas Collins

I am reminded of a line from Erich Segal's 'Love Story': "Love means never having to say you're sorry."

Johnny Depp - Barnabas Collins

“Better to not know which moment may be your last. Every morsel of your entire being alive to the infinite mystery of it all.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

“Angelica-Admit it, Jack. You still love me.
Jack Sparrow-If you had a sister and a dog... I'd choose the dog.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Penelope Cruz - Angelica

“It's not the destination so much as the journey, they say.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

“Captain Teague-I heard where you're headed. The Fountain.
Jack Sparrow-Have you been there?
Captain Teague-Does this face looks like it's been to the Fountain of Youth?
Jack Sparrow-...Depends on the light.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Keith Richards - Captain Teague

“Salaman-You're either with us or against us!
Philip-I'm not with you, neither am I against you!
Salaman-Can he do that?
Jack Sparrow-He's religious, I believe it's required.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Sam Claflin - Philip
Paul Bazely - Salaman

“Angelica-What were you doing in a Spanish convent, anyway?
Jack Sparrow-Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Penelope Cruz - Angelica

“You know the feeling you get when standing in a high place, the sudden urge to jump...I don't have it.”

Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

“Angelica-Wait! I am with child... yours.
Jack Sparrow-I don't recall that we ever had...
Angelica-You were drunk.
Jack Sparrow-I've actually never been that drunk.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Penelope Cruz - Angelica

“- Peter: Why are you wearing sunglasses?
- Richard: I have cancer. I'm supposed to wear sunglasses in unusual places.”
Danny Huston - Peter
Johnny Depp - Richard

“- Carina Smyth: My calculations are precise and true. I'm not just an astronomer. I'm also a horologist.
- Captain Jack Sparrow: No shame in that, dear. We all have to make a living.
- Carina Smyth: No, I'm a horologist.
- Scrum: So was my mum. Although she didn't crow about it quite as loud as you.”
Kaya Scodelario - Carina Smyth
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Stephen Graham - Scrum

“- Carina Smyth: I'm not looking for trouble!
- Captain Jack Sparrow: What a horrible way to live.”
Kaya Scodelario - Carina Smyth
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

“Their arrogance is a key to our victory.”
Johnny Depp - Grindelwald

“Magic blooms... only in rare souls. Still, we must skulk in shadows. But the old ways serve us no longer.”
Johnny Depp - Grindelwald

“Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

“- Jillian Armacost: Who are you?
- Spencer Armacost: Who am I? I'm the only one who ever gave a fuck about you. I'm the one who gave you a reason for you to breathe. I'm every single fucking moment that ever mattered in your life.”
Charlize Theron - Jillian Armacost
Johnny Depp - Commander Spencer Armacost

“- Mortdecai: Oh, my darling, I tried desperately to be unfaithful to you, I really did. But I just couldn't do it.
- Johanna: It's a terrible moment when you finding yourself falling in love with your own spouse, isn't it?
- Mortdecai: Now that is the look that softens every bone in my body, except one”
Johnny Depp - Mortdecai
Gwyneth Paltrow - Johanna

“- Parking Attendant: You can't park your car here.
- Raoul Duke: Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park?
- Parking Attendant: Reasonable? You're on a sidewalk! This is the sidewalk!”
Brian Le Baron - Parking Attendant
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke

“- Kemp: I thought you said you had a TV.
- Sala: No, the guy across the alley has a TV. I have binoculars.”
Johnny Depp - Kemp
Michael Rispoli - Sala

“It's not what you do, it's when and where you do it, and who you do it to or with. If nobody sees it, it didn't happen.”

Johnny Depp - James 'Whitey' Bulger

“- Georgie Weiss: Why would Lugosi wanna do a sex-change flick?
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Because he's my friend!”
Mike Starr - Georgie Weiss
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood

“- Katrina Anne Van Tassel: I have shed my tears for Brom... and yet my heart is not broken. Do you think me wicked?
- Ichabod Crane: No... but perhaps there is a little bit of witch in you, Katrina.
- Katrina Anne Van Tassel: Why do you say that?
- Ichabod Crane: Because you have bewitched me.”
Christina Ricci - Katrina Van Tassel
Johnny Depp - Ichabod Crane