Julia Roberts movie quotes

“- Hilary O'Neil: What is it?
- Victor Geddes: Raw cow... dead.
- Hilary O'Neil: What if I throw up?
- Victor Geddes: Then I'll take care of you.”
Julia Roberts - Hilary O'Neil
Campbell Scott - Victor Geddes

“- Vivian Ward: Don't you just love Prince?
- Edward Lewis: More than life itself.”

Julia Roberts - Vivian Ward
Richard Tiffany Gere - Edward Lewis

“- William Thacker: I live in Notting Hill. You live in Beverly Hills. Everyone in the world knows who you are, my mother has trouble remembering my name.
- Anna Scott: I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.”
Hugh Grant - William Thacker
Julia Roberts - Anna Scott

“The only reason she's here, besides trying to salvage her precious career, is to serve you with divorce papers. There, I've said it! I've done all I can do here. I'm going for a walk because that's, you know... leaving is just something that I've really perfected over the years.”

Julia Roberts - Kathleen "Kiki" Harrison

“- Katherine Ann Watson: What law school are you going to go to?
- Joan Brandwyn: I hadn't really thought about that. After I graduate, I plan on getting married.
- Katherine Ann Watson: And then?
- Joan Brandwyn: And then... I'll be married.”
Julia Roberts - Katherine Ann Watson
Julia Stiles - Joan Brandwyn

“I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.”
Julia Roberts - Shelby Eatenton Latcherie

“If you meet me back here in 1 hour, I will prove to you why you hired me... even though I wouldn't sleep with you.”
Julia Roberts - Isabel Kelly

“- Anna: Why are you dressed?
- Larry: Because I think you may be about to leave me and I didn't want to be wearing a dressing gown.”
Julia Roberts - Anna
Clive Owen - Larry

“I'm divorcing a professor-turned-writer-turned-blogger with the libido of a 13 year-old and two published books to his credit.”
Julia Roberts - Mercedes Tainot

“- Julianne Potter: But that doesn't excuse any of it. I'm pond scum. Well, lower actually. I'm like the… the fungus that feeds on pond scum.
- Michael O'Neill: Lower. The pus that infects the mucous... that cruds up the fungus... that feeds on the pond scum. On the other hand, thank you... for loving me that much. That way, it’s… it's pretty...” (continue)(continue reading)
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter
Dermot Mulroney - Michael O'Neal

“I've been on a diet every day since I was nineteen, which basically means I've been hungry for a decade.”
Julia Roberts - Anna Scott

“You've managed to Forrest Gump your way through this.”
Julia Roberts - Samantha Barzel

“It is not going well! This is what comes of telling the truth, or even part of it. You know, getting what you deserve is totally unfair.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“- Katherine Ann Watson: 25 years ago, someone thought this was brilliant.
- Betty Warren: Who?
- Katherine Ann Watson: My mother. I painted it for her birthday.”

Julia Roberts - Katherine Ann Watson
Kirsten Dunst - Betty Warren

“- Joanne Herring: He may be in trouble with the press, but he stayed out of jail. You don't see God's hand in this?
- Gust Avrakotos: Well reasonable people can disagree, but I don't see God anywhere within miles of this. On the other hand, if you slept with me tonight, I bet you I could change my mind in a hurry.”
Julia Roberts - Joanne Herring
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Gust Avrakotos

- Victor Geddes: My mother said "You don't have to like everything, but you have to try everything".
- Hilary O'Neil: My mother always said "Pass the Velveeta".
Campbell Scott - Victor Geddes
Julia Roberts - Hilary O'Neil

“Look beyond the paint. Let us try to open our minds to a new idea.”
Julia Roberts - Katherine Ann Watson

“- Lady at polo match: Edward is our most eligible bachelor, everyone is trying to land him.
- Vivian Ward: Oh, I'm not trying to land him, I'm just using him for sex.”
Julia Roberts - Vivian Ward

“Last night was a confluence of too many things happening in too short of a time span. Yeah. I believe there was an inappropriate exchange between teacher and student. I was worked up and under the influence of the demon rum. Reminded me of a spotty incident I once had with a parking lot attendant, which was... At any rate, I hope the entire...” (continue)(continue reading)

Julia Roberts - Mercedes Tainot

“Would you like to kiss me? Just if you... If you wanted to kiss me, it would really be your lucky night, because I'm half in the bag and my husband won't be home for, you know, three to five years.”

Julia Roberts - Mercedes Tainot

“- Staunton's Secretary: I was in California once. How do you get any work done with all that sunshine?
- Katherine Ann Watson: We tan in class.”
Julia Roberts - Katherine Ann Watson

“Pete, it's good to see you, buddy. I'm dying to read your book, man. When's it coming out on tape?”
Julia Roberts - Sabrina Peterson

“- Edward Lewis: I told you not to pick up the phone.
- Vivian Ward: Then stop calling me.”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Edward Lewis
Julia Roberts - Vivian Ward

“I had the strangest dream. I dreamt that some psychopath was trying to break the two of you up. Luckily, I woke up and I see that the world is just as it should be. For my best friend has won the best woman. I didn't buy you a gift. But this is on loan until you two find your song.”

Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“You know every story, every wound, every memory. Their whole life's happiness is wrapped up in you.”
Julia Roberts - Isabel Kelly