Julia Roberts movie quotes

“- Isabel Kelly: Why don't we name the puppy?
- Anna Harrison: I know: Isabel.
- Isabel: I beg your pardon?
- Anna Harrison: Well, it kind of smells like you, and I'm allergic to you too, so it fits perfectly.”
Julia Roberts - Isabel Kelly
Jena Malone - Anna Harrison

“Insane asylums are filled with people who think they're Jesus or Satan. Very few have delusions of being a guy down the block who works for an insurance company.”
Julia Roberts - Patricia Watson

“- Maggie Carpenter: Is there one 'right' person for everyone?
- Ike Graham: No, but I think attraction is mistaken for rightness.”
Julia Roberts - Maggie Carpenter
Richard Tiffany Gere - Ike Graham

“I have done nothing but underhanded, despicable, not even terribly imaginative things since I got here.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“I need sunshine to grow.”
Julia Roberts - Samantha Barzel

“- Grandma: I like his tight butt.
- Maggie Carpenter: Grandma!
- Grandma: Well, I do.”

Jean Schertler - Grandma
Julia Roberts - Maggie Carpenter

“- Edward Lewis: You can't charge me for directions!
- Vivian Ward: I can do anything I want to, baby, I ain't lost.”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Edward Lewis
Julia Roberts - Vivian Ward

“- Vivian Ward: You're late.
- Edward Lewis: You're stunning.
- Vivian Ward: You're forgiven.”
Julia Roberts - Vivian Ward
Richard Tiffany Gere - Edward Lewis

Sophomore year at Brown, we had this one hot month. But, of course, you know me, I got restless. So, I get up the nerve to break his heart and he gives me this look, and then he says, “The thing that makes me wanna cry is, I'm losing the best friend I ever had”. And at that moment, I knew, I felt the same way. So, I cried, for maybe the third... (continue)(continue reading)
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“- William Thacker: Do you... always say no to everything?
- Anna Scott: [thinks] No.”
Hugh Grant - William Thacker
Julia Roberts - Anna Scott

“- Dr. Henry Jekyll: When we had our talk, you refused to say you hated your father.
- Mary Reilly: I don't.
- Dr. Henry Jekyll: Why not?
- Mary Reilly: He put a dark place in me and I can't forgive him for that, but it's part of me now, and how can I regret what I am? Though it often makes me sad.
- Dr. Henry Jekyll: Oh, well, sadness, yes, that...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Malkovich - Dr. Henry Jekyll
Julia Roberts - Mary Reilly

- Billy: Omelette!
- Daryle: You know, Billy, I think the dog's name is "Hamlet"!
Britta Phillips - Billy
Julia Roberts - Daryle

“I have orgasms everyday. I've just gotten so used to having them when you're not in the room.”

Julia Roberts - Grace King Bichon

“- Jerry Fletcher: Serial killers only have two names. You ever notice that? But lone gunmen assassins, they always have three names. John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, Mark David Chapman...
- Alice Sutton: John Hinckley. He shot Reagan. He only has two names.
- Jerry Fletcher: Yeah, but he only just shot Reagan. Reagan didn't die. If Reagan...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mel Gibson - Jerry Fletcher
Julia Roberts - Alice Sutton

“- Anna Scott: Probably best not tell anyone about this.
- William Thacker: Right, no one. I mean, I'll tell myself sometimes but, don't worry, I won't believe it.”
Julia Roberts - Anna Scott
Hugh Grant - William Thacker

“- Michael Collins: There was a man in west Cork who proposed to five sisters.
- Kitty Kiernan: I suppose they all refused.
- Michael Collins: Then the father died and he proposed to the mother.
- Kitty Kiernan: Are you trying to tell me something?
- Michael Collins: I was working up to a proposal.”
Liam Neeson - Michael Collins
Julia Roberts - Kitty Kiernan

“- Jojo: You know what I wonder?
- Daisy: What?
- Jojo: What the hell do you think Leona really puts in that pizza?”
Lili Taylor - Jojo
Julia Roberts - Daisy

“- Kitty Kiernan: Is it true, Mick, that all of the women in America wear trousers?
- Michael Collins: Absolutely! Shameless hussies, the lot o' them.”
Julia Roberts - Kitty Kiernan
Liam Neeson - Michael Collins

“- Julianne Potter: Now remember, it is the duty of the best man to dance with the maid of honor.
- Michael O'Neill: Dance? You can't dance. When did you learn how to dance?
- Julianne Potter: I've got moves you've never seen.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter
Dermot Mulroney - Michael O'Neal

“- Jojo: You know what I wonder?
- Daisy: What?
- Jojo: What the hell do you think Leona really puts in that pizza?”
Lili Taylor - Jojo
Julia Roberts - Daisy