Kevin Kline movie quotes

“- Joseph: This is - this is a difficult time for you; for both of us. And especially for a woman, there are physical changes that affect everything.
- Beth: Oh, tell me about being a woman.
- Joseph: I think that the anger you're feeling is not about me. It's hormonal.
- Beth: No. It's not menopause. It actually is about you.”
Kevin Kline - Joseph
Diane Keaton - Beth

“- Edwin Stanton: When you first learned that our secretary of State has been butchered to within an inch of his life, and that they put a bullet in the back of our president's head, when this city was in chaos, do you not wish to see order restored and justice served, or were you just concerned with the rights of the assassins?
- Frederick Aiken...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kevin Kline - Edwin Stanton
James McAvoy - Frederick Aiken

“- Carmen: When I realized Django was my spirit-mate, the animal world became so visible to me.
- Joseph: As opposed to the vegetable and mineral worlds?”

Ayelet Zurer - Carmen
Kevin Kline - Joseph

“- Mack: We were planning to take my boy.
- Simon: How old is he?
- Mack: 15.
- Simon: 15? Probably won't wanna go with you now. Probably go with his friends and his chick now. You've missed that boat.”

Kevin Kline - Mack
Danny Glover - Simon

“When somebody shoot you in the head it make you think.”
Kevin Kline - Joey

“The eye of man hath not heard, the ear of man hath not seen; man's hand is not able to taste, his tongue to conceive, nor his heart to report what my dream was.”
Kevin Kline - Nick Bottom

- Artemus Gordon: She's a breath of fresh ass.
- James West: Pardon me?
- Artemus Gordon: What?
- James West: You said "ass".
- Artemus Gordon: No, I didn't. I said "It's nice having her on board, she's a breast of fresh air".
- James West: Let's just get some shut ass.

Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon
Will Smith - James West

“I will give you the honor of a quick and painless death.”
Kevin Kline - Tulio

“- Miguel: I am Miguel.
- Tulio: And I am Tulio.
- Miguel: And they call us Miguel and Tulio!”
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Miguel
Kevin Kline - Tulio

“Why is it that when someone's successful in one field, they think they know about everything?”

Kevin Kline - Mack

“- Janey Carver: You're boring me. I have a husband. I don't particularly feel the need for another.
- Ben Hood: You have a point there. That's a very good point. We're having an affair. Right. An explicitly sexual relationship. Your needs, my needs. You're absolutely right.”
Sigourney Weaver - Janey Carver
Kevin Kline - Ben Hood

“I love the sea. So beautiful, so mysterious... so full of fish.”
Kevin Kline - Luc Teyssier

“- Cavalry Sergeant: How do I know this is your horse?
- Paden: Can't you see this horse loves me?
- Cavalry Sergeant: I had a gal do that to me. It didn't make her my wife.”

Sheb Wooley - Cavalry Sergeant
Kevin Kline - Paden

“It's crazy, but whenever something spectacular happens to me, the first thing I want to do is tell my wife about it. And, after 40 years of marriage, if I can't tell her about something wonderful that happened to me, it sort of stops being wonderful.”
Kevin Kline - Sam Harris

“I put a gun to my father's head once. Ever think like that? He was passed out. Had just been yelling at my mom over nothing. Under-cooked meat. I went to my room, I held the barrel right up to his ear, and then I chickened out again. Of course it was a BB gun but still it would have hurt like hell.”
Kevin Kline - George Monroe

“- Patient: This is the best my back has felt in three years. Joseph, you're a genius.
- Joseph: That's my job. I'm a surgeon. But I'm no genius.”
Paul Kiernan - Patient
Kevin Kline - Joseph

“- Phoebus: Why is it, whenever we meet, I end up bleeding?
- Esmeralda: You're lucky. That arrow almost pierced your heart.
- Phoebus: I'm not so sure it didn't.”
Kevin Kline - Phoebus
Demi Moore - Esmeralda

“- James West: Artie, that's a cliff!
- Artemus Gordon: Yes, I know!
- James West: That means the ground is gonna end!
- Artemus Gordon: Yes, I know!”

Will Smith - James West
Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon

“- Penny: Shut up, Joseph. You're such a tight ass. Do you have to be so one-dimensional?
- Joseph: Excuse me for living in this dimension.”

Dianne Wiest - Penny
Kevin Kline - Joseph

“- Kate: What was that? That sounded important.
- Luc Teyssier: The pilot said there is a crack in the engine, but not to worry, he'll take off anyway.”

Meg Ryan - Kate
Kevin Kline - Luc Teyssier

“- Tzekel-Kan: You do not want the tribute?
- Miguel: No no, we want tribute, it's just that, um... Tulio, tell him.
- Tulio: The stars are not in position for this tribute!
- Miguel: Like he said! Stars!... Can't do it... Not today.”

Armand Assante - Tzekel-Kan
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Miguel
Kevin Kline - Tulio

“These are not the windows to the soul, these are.”

Kevin Kline - Cal Gold

“- Otto: You know your problem? You don't like winners.
- Archie Leach: Winners?
- Otto: Yeah. Winners.
- Archie Leach: Winners, like North Vietnam?
- Otto: Shut up. We didn't lose Vietnam. It was a tie!”
Kevin Kline - Otto
John Marwood Cleese - Archie Leach

“- Tulio: I'm not sure I can trust you.
- Chel: I'm not really asking you to trust me, am I?”
Kevin Kline - Tulio
Rosie Perez - Chel

“I vowed I would never do a commercial, or a soap opera - both of which I did as soon as I left the Acting Company and was starving.”
Kevin Kline