Kevin Kline movie quotes

“- Artemus Gordon: The collars around our necks! They contain powerful magnets! As long as we can outrun the blades, we'll be fine!
- James West: Gordon! How long does it take for a magnet to lose its power?
- Artemus Gordon: About four hundred years!”

Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon
Will Smith - James West

“- Charlie Chaplin: It's not at all confusing. You see, when everyone thought we were having an affair, we were married. Now that everyone realizes we're married, we're getting divorced.
- Douglas Fairbanks: Man's a wizard with women. No question about it.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Charles Spencer Chaplin
Kevin Kline - Douglas Fairbanks

“You don't really know how much you can do until you stand up and decide to try.”
Kevin Kline - Dave Kovic

- Frollo: The Gypsies live outside the normal order. Their heathen ways inflame the people's lowest instincts. And they must be stopped.
- Phoebus: I was summoned from the wars to capture fortune-tellers and palm readers?
- Frollo: Ah, the real war, Captain, is what you see before you. For twenty years I have been "taking care" of the Gypsies...
Tony Jay - Frollo
Kevin Kline - Phoebus

“- Lacey: Joey, if you're such a good Catholic, why do you commit adultery?
- Joey: I'm a man; I got a lot of hormones in my body.”
Victoria Jackson - Lacey
Kevin Kline - Joey

“Do I still love you? Absolutely. There is not a doubt in my mind. Through all my mind, my ego... I was always faithful in my love for you. That I made you doubt it, that is the great mistake of a life full of mistakes.”

Kevin Kline - George Monroe

“- Willa Weston: What about the quality of the experience?
- Vince McCain: No, Rod says quality has never worked for him.
- Willa Weston: Right! Everything he touches gets tackier.
- Vince McCain: That's the price of success.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Willa Weston
Kevin Kline - Vince McCain

“- Ben Hood: Get to sleep, young lady. I mean it.
- Wendy Hood: Fascist.
- Ben Hood: If I were a fascist, I would have sent you to one of those southern military academies a long time ago.”
Kevin Kline - Ben Hood
Christina Ricci - Wendy Hood

“- Frollo: So this is the gallant Captain Phoebus, home from the wars.
- Phoebus: Reporting for duty as ordered, sir.
- Frollo: Your service record precedes you, Phoebus. I expect nothing but the best from a war hero of your caliber.
- Phoebus: And you shall have it, sir. I guarantee it.”
Tony Jay - Frollo
Kevin Kline - Phoebus

“- James West: Let me tell you something about your beloved art of disguise, Gordon. That night at Fat Can's, it wasn't a difficult task to tell that you weren't a woman.
- Artemus Gordon: I was propositioned by three men!”
Will Smith - James West
Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon

“- Tulio: If it's any consolation, Miguel, you made my life... an adventure.
- Miguel: And if it's any consolation, Tulio, you made my life... rich.”
Kevin Kline - Tulio
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Miguel

“- Christine Starkey: You love me.
- Nick Starkey: No, I loved an idea I had that looked like you.”
Susan Sarandon - Christine Starkey
Kevin Kline - Nick Starkey

“- Frollo: The sentence for insubordination is death. Such a pity. You threw away a promising career.
- Phoebus: Consider it my highest honor, sir.”
Tony Jay - Frollo
Kevin Kline - Phoebus

“This is difficult stuff. Making a left turn in L.A. is one of the harder things you'll learn in life.”
Kevin Kline - Mack

If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking German! Singing "Deutschland, Deutschland über alles".

Kevin Kline - Otto

“- Emily Montgomery: Are you really gay?
- Howard Brackett: Hmm-hmm...
- Emily Montgomery: Was there... any other time you might've told me this? I'm wearing a wedding dress, which you picked out!”
Joan Cusack - Emily Montgomery
Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett

“- Neville Coltrane: Mate, Beijing called. We've got the television rights to their public executions.
- Rod McCain: Worldwide?
- Neville Coltrane: Five guys a week, guaranteed.
- Rod McCain: Beauty.”
Bille Brown - Neville Coltrane
Kevin Kline - Rod McCain

- Peter Malloy: One day I just clicked. I said: "Mom, dad, Sparky, I'm gay".
- Howard Brackett: So what happened?
- Peter Malloy: My mom cried, for exactly 10 seconds, my boss said: "Who cares?", and my dad said: "But you're so tall".
Tom Selleck - Peter Malloy
Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett

“- Stella: Cobb's using me to stop you. So good people are being hurt because of me. That makes me mad. Some people think because they're stronger, or meaner, that they can push you around. I've seen a lot of that. But it's only true if you let it be. The world is what you make of it.
- Paden: I like your attitude. But it can be risky.”
Linda Hunt - Stella
Kevin Kline - Paden

“- Harold: Nick, help me with all these bleeding hearts!
- Nick: I know what Alex would say.
- Harold: What?
- Nick: What's for dessert?”
Kevin Kline - Harold
William Hurt - Nick

“- Howard Brackett: Tom, do I look like a homosexual?
- Tom Halliwell: Would you walk for me?”
Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett
Bob Newhart - Tom Halliwell

“- Kate: You lost your birthright... in one hand of poker.
- Luc Teyssier: I'm an asshole, what can I tell you?
- Kate: Uh-huh. So that's why he hates you and you hate him.
- Luc Teyssier: Oui... that and I slept with his wife.”

Meg Ryan - Kate
Kevin Kline - Luc Teyssier

“- Frollo: Until it smolders, these people are traitors, and must be made examples of.
- Phoebus: With all due respect, sir, I was not trained to murder the innocent.
- Frollo: But you were trained to follow orders.”
Tony Jay - Frollo
Kevin Kline - Phoebus

“It's a beautiful day. I'm going to put on my best dress and go to a funeral.”
Kevin Kline - Nick Starkey

“- Luc Teyssier: There is something in his eyes... vain. It is a word, no?
- Kate: It is a word. He has beautiful eyes.
- Luc Teyssier: Oh, he knows it. You can see it in his smile... not even a smile, a smirk. It is a word?
- Kate: Shut up. Is it a word?
- Luc Teyssier: Two words.”

Kevin Kline - Luc Teyssier
Meg Ryan - Kate