Kevin Kline movie quotes

“- Frederic: You make it a point of never attacking a weaker party than yourselves, and when you attack a stronger one you invariably get thrashed!
- Pirate King: There's some truth in that.”
Rex Smith - Frederic
Kevin Kline - The Pirate King

Aristophanes once wrote, roughly translated: "Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever”.
Kevin Kline - William Hundert

“You leavetown for a couple of decades and they change everything.”
Kevin Kline - Phoebus

“- Donald Woods: Do you know anyone we can trust, who has a car?
- Tami: I trust me! And I have a car!”
Kevin Kline - Donald Woods
Tommy Buson - Tami

“I love robbing the English, they're so polite.”
Kevin Kline - Otto

“- Luc Teyssier: I'm curious how you got around your whole life, or do you just stay in your house with the doors locked?
- Kate: I get around as nature intended: in a car.”

Kevin Kline - Luc Teyssier
Meg Ryan - Kate

“It's great that we can all be together. And this Thanksgiving, no yelling, no hysteria, especially with your grandpa not here, although we miss him.”
Kevin Kline - Ben Hood

“- William Hundert: You passed.
- Sedgewick Bell: It's only a C-.
- William Hundert: Well, you know what they say about Rome.
- Sedgewick Bell: It wasn't built in a day?
- William Hundert: No. All roads lead to it.”
Kevin Kline - William Hundert
Emile Hirsch - Sedgewick Bell

“Great ambition and conquest without contribution is without significance. What will your contribution be? How will history remember you?”
Kevin Kline - William Hundert

“- Howard Brackett: He's just never had a physical relationship with her.
- Father Tim: Never? In three years?
- Howard Brackett: He respects her.
- Father Tim: He's gay!”

Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett
Joseph Maher - Father Tim

“Sometimes things happen for a reason. Something bad to force something good.”

Kevin Kline - George Monroe

“- Ben Hood: What the hell happened?
- Janey Carver: A prior engagement overcame me.”
Kevin Kline - Ben Hood
Sigourney Weaver - Janey Carver

“- Phoebus: Good morning, sir. Are you feeling all right?
- Frollo: I had a little trouble with the fireplace.”

Kevin Kline - Phoebus
Tony Jay - Frollo

“- Dave Kovic: I've always wondered about you guys. About how you're trained to take a bullet for the President?
- Duane Stevenson: What about it?
- Dave Kovic: Is that really true? I mean, would you let yourself be killed to save his life?
- Duane Stevenson: Certainly.”
Kevin Kline - Dave Kovic
Ving Rhames - Duane Stevenson

“- George Monroe: Tell them how you made me fall in love with you.
- Robin Kimball: I smiled at him.
- George Monroe: Watch out for the smile boys.”
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Robin Kimball
Kevin Kline - George Monroe

“What could this demented maniac with no reproductive organs, want with Rita? Which is not to say Rita doesn't possess a beauty worthy of a Shakespeare sonnet or a Botticelli painting. My god, the curvature of her buttocks and the swell of that magnificent bosom. So full, so sumptous, so...”

Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon

“- Otto: You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, asshole.
- Archie Leach: How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?
- Otto: You are the vulgarian, you fuck.”
Kevin Kline - Otto
John Marwood Cleese - Archie Leach

“- Miguel: Look! El Dorado! The city of gold! This could be our destiny! Our fate!
- Tulio: Miguel, if I believed in fate, I wouldn't be playing with loaded dice.”
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Miguel
Kevin Kline - Tulio

“- James West: You know, you could put a gun on that.
- Artemus Gordon: Then where would I keep my pencil?”

Will Smith - James West
Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon

“- Harold: Feet grow as you get older.
- Michael: I wish everything did.”

Kevin Kline - Harold
Jeff Goldblum - Michael

“The truth doesn't set us free, Robin. I can tell you I love you as many times as you can stand to hear it and all that does, the only thing, is remind us... that love is not enough. Not even close.”
Kevin Kline - George Monroe

“- Artemus Gordon: Gypsy, queen... pirate... How about this? You can come as my manservant.
- James West: Master Gordon, I swear, I'd be delghted! I sing, I dance for you sir and I swear none of the other white folks will know. I'd rather shoot myself than play your damn manservant.”

Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon
Will Smith - James West

“- Ellen Mitchell: What do you do for a living?
- Dave Kovic: When I'm not running the country?
- Ellen Mitchell: Yeah.
- Dave Kovic: I run a temp agency. You know, secretaries and stuff.
- Ellen Mitchell: So you find people jobs.”

Sigourney Weaver - Ellen Mitchell
Kevin Kline - Dave Kovic

“- Nick Starkey: Frank, I got one thing to say to you, and it's hard but I gotta say it. And if you can accept it, a lot of other shit's gonna fall into place. Frank, mom loved me more than you. That's why I took the fall for you, Frank.
- Frank Starkey: I wish you'd just fucking die.”
Kevin Kline - Nick Starkey
Harvey Keitel - Frank Starkey

- Willa Weston: You know what you are? You're pronoid.
- Vince McCain: "Pronoid"?
- Willa Weston: It means that contrary to all the available evidence, you actually think that people like you. Your perception of life is that it's one long benefit dinner in your honor with everybody cheering you on and wanting you to win everything. You think... (continue)(continue reading)
Jamie Lee Curtis - Willa Weston
Kevin Kline - Vince McCain