Luke Wilson movie quotes

“- Pete Komisky: Okay, Thursday?
- Natalie Cook: [excited] My favorite day!
- Pete Komisky: Great. I'm gonna tickets.
- Natalie Cook: [still excited] I love tickets!
- Alex Munday: [over Walkie-Talkie] Whadda'ya know. A guy who speaks Natalie.”
Luke Wilson - Pete Komisky
Cameron Diaz - Natalie Cook

“- Danny: I did a real stupid thing that inadvertently led to the death of a United States president, I'm feeling pretty lousy about it.
- Frank Stockburn: Well son, look at my eyes... Shit happens!”
Luke Wilson - Danny
Nick Nolte - Frank Stockburn

“- Miles Logan: Don't you ever get all up on this thing?
- Carlson: I don't think I've ever gotten all up on anything, sir.”
Martin Lawrence - Miles Logan
Luke Wilson - Carlson

“- Joe Bowers: I just need you to tell me how to get to the time machine.
- Frito: Oh, that's easy. You go down by the museum and stuff… it's like it's like, by the museum... sort of but… actually, not really. More like on the street, you go… Wait, let me start over. Okay, you know where the time machine is?”
Luke Wilson - Joe Bauers
Dax Shepard - Frito

“- Rocky: You're like paper. You know, you're trash.
- Anthony Adams: Like trash?
- Rocky: You know, you're like paper falling by, you know... It doesn't sound that bad in Spanish...”

Donny Caicedo - Rocky
Luke Wilson - Anthony Adams

“- Tommy aka White Knife: Any of you handsome brothers ready to go steal a big hunk of gold?
- Chico: I'm ready.
- Ramon: I'm hungry.
- Danny: I'm drunk.
- Lil' Pete: And I'm Lil Pete.”
Adam Sandler - Tommy
Terry Crews - Chico
Rob Schneider - Ramon
Luke Wilson - Danny

“There was a time in this country, a long time ago, when reading wasn't just for fags and neither was writing. People wrote books and movies, movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting. And I believe that time can come again!”
Luke Wilson - Joe Bauers

“- Emma Dinsmore: What's your book about?
- Alex Sheldon: It's the story of a man who's frightened of commitment yet so desperately in love with a woman he's afraid it might kill him. It's a comedy.”
Kate Hudson - Emma Dinsmore
Luke Wilson - Alex Sheldon

“- Emmett Richmond: You know what I thought when I first met you?
- Elle Woods: God, that woman wears a lot of pink?”
Luke Wilson - Emmett Richmond
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“I wasn't there anymore. I'd become addicted to a lifestyle of money, sex, and power that was lightyears away from family or anything I'd ever experienced.”
Luke Wilson - Jack Harris

“- Bob Stein: Where were you?
- Stanley Simon: Oh, at a nice little bed and breakfast known as the county lockup.”
Joshua Malina - Bob Stein
Luke Wilson - Stanley Simon

“- Joe Bowers: What are these electrolytes? Do you even know?
- Secretary of State: It’s what… they use to make Brawndo!
- Joe Bowers: Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo?
- Secretary of Defense: Because Brawndo's got electrolytes.”
Luke Wilson - Joe Bauers
David Herman - Secretary of State
Anthony 'Citric' Campos - Secretary of Defense

“The thing about being an actor is that you're in the business of not growing up.”
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“I have never, for better or worse, thought about a 'career path' or anything like that.”
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“I don't really have a type of woman.”
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“Hey! I'm here, I'm queer, get used to it!”
Luke Wilson - Ben Stone

“- Guy: What are you doing in my parking lot?
- Bob Stein: Murder.
- Stanley Simon: Yeah, handsome guy too.
- Guy: The corpse just moved!
- Stanley Simon: They have tend to do that, sometimes. I once saw a man finish a crossword puzzle after being shot five times.”
Jim Fyfe - Guy
Joshua Malina - Bob Stein
Luke Wilson - Stanley Simon

“The biggest problem with my addiction was that, like all addictions, it sneaks up on you slowly; you give into it incrementally in an almost imperceptible way.”
Luke Wilson - Jack Harris

“- Anthony Adams: Kumar, what were you doing in the freezer?
- Kumar: I don't know, man, I lose my touch, man.
- Dignan: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?”
Luke Wilson - Anthony Adams
Kumar Pallana - Kumar
Owen Wilson - Dignan

“- Mitch: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
- Taxi Driver: I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat.”
Luke Wilson - Mitch
Stuart Cornfeld - Taxi Driver

“- Drunk: Do I need to ring a bell to get a refill? You can see my glass is empty.
- Bobby Cupid: The glass is always empty. So is the spot on the counter where the money's supposed to be.”
Fred Ward - Drunk
Luke Wilson - Bobby Cupid

“- Eli Cash: I'm worried about you, Richie.
- Richie Tenenbaum: Why?
- Eli Cash: Well, actually, Margot is, for some reason. But I did find it odd when you said you were in love with her. She's married you know. And she's your sister.
- Richie Tenenbaum: Adopted.”
Owen Wilson - Eli Cash
Luke Wilson - Richie Tenenbaum

“- Dink: Mr. Morris. You got a purple heart. I got a yellow stripe. You can trust me. They don't forget about cowards.
- Jack Morris: Well, folks like to keep things small, Dink. Fit you into one pocket or the other. Give a man a label, and you never really need to get to know him.”
Luke Wilson - Dink
Kevin Bacon - Jack Morris

“- Jeri: How'd the date go?
- Andy: I got Ninja-Fucked.”
Janeane Garofalo - Jeri
Luke Wilson - Andy

“- Uncle Sweetheart: Who's talking to you?
- Bobby Cupid: Common sense! The voices in my head.”
John Goodman - Uncle Sweetheart
Luke Wilson - Bobby Cupid