Macaulay Culkin movie quotes

“- Fantasy: What is this?
- Richard Tyler: It's a library card.
- Fantasy: I'm a book, honey, I can read.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Fantasy
Macaulay Culkin - Richard Tyler

“- Kevin McCallister: Why do we have to go to Florida? There's no Christmas trees in Florida.
- Kate McCallister: Kevin, what is it with you and Christmas trees?
- Kevin McCallister: How could you have Christmas without a Christmas tree, Mom?
- Kate McCallister: Well... find a nice, fake silver one. Or decorate a palm tree.”
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister
Catherine O'Hara - Kate McCallister

“- Bellman: Do you know how the TV works?
- Kevin McCallister: I'm 10-years-old. TV is my life.”
Rob Schneider - Bellman
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“- Henry: I was downstairs playing.
- Susan: Henry, don't lie to me, alright? Just don't lie to me. Now you tell me... did you kill Richard?
- Henry: What if I did?”

Macaulay Culkin - Henry
Wendy Crewson - Susan

“- Richie Rich: How come all we do is talk about money? Why don't we do something fun.
- Ellsworth: Money is fun!”
Macaulay Culkin - Richie Rich
Joel Ellegant - Ellsworth

“Greetings, citizens. We are living in the age where the pursuit of all values other than money, success, fame and glamour, has either been discredited or destroyed. Money, success, fame, glamour.”

Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig

- Michael Alig: Once when I was 10 my Sunday school teacher took me back to his house. He taught me how to french kiss among other things.
- Elke: He really took my boy under his wind. Very nice man.
- Michael Alig: His mother caught us in the basement. She screamed "I told you not to bring them here”. He said "Don't you'll frighten them away!”.
Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig
Diana Scarwid - Elke

“- Gloria Pazinski: All right - You think you're so hot? Put your money where your mouth is!
- Richie Rich: You mean bet?
- Tony: Yeah. $5 says she could put you away for keeps.
- Gloria: $5? How about $10?
- Richie Rich: Okay - Seems a little steep, but $10 thousand it is.”
Stephi Lineburg - Gloria Pazinski
Macaulay Culkin - Richie Rich
Michael Maccarone - Tony

- Gloria Pazinski: I like this "street" look on you, Richie. If I didn't know better, I'd swear you were almost normal.
- Richie Rich: Thanks, I think.
- Gloria Pazinski: No, seriously. I used to think you were just some spoiled rich kid. But now, you're not so bad.
- Richie Rich: Yeah, likewise.
Stephi Lineburg - Gloria Pazinski
Macaulay Culkin - Richie Rich

“- Miles Russell: Are you my dad's brother?
- Buck Russell: What's your record for consecutive questions asked?
- Miles Russell: 38.
- Buck Russell: I'm your dad's brother alright.”

Macaulay Culkin - Miles Russell
John Candy - Buck Russell

“- Keoki: What's that?
- Michael Alig: It's a kitty! Aw, it's our lovechild. We'll call him Skrinkle.
- James St. James: [voice over] As you dry your eyes, let me just say this about that. Skrinkle was just the beginning. Skrinkle begat Skroddle and Skrinkle and Skroddle were the Lego blocks of a strange new world he was building for us all. You...” (continue)(continue reading)
Wilmer Valderrama - Keoki
Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig
Seth Green - James St. James

“- Pigeon Lady: The man I loved fell out of love with me. That broke my heart. When the chance to be loved came along again, I ran away from it. I stopped trusting people.
- Kevin McCallister: No offense, but that seems like sort of a dumb thing to do.”
Brenda Fricker - Pigeon Lady
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“- Michael Alig: You're the Yoda to my Luke.
- James St. James: Excuse me. You're the Paula Abdul to my Janet Jackson.
- Michael Alig: That's good, right?”
Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig
Seth Green - James St. James

“Oh, everyone, it's my birthday! Time to pay attention to me!”
Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig

We'll put James in a cage and hang a sign over it that says "do not feed the drug child”. It will transform Limelight and New York nightlife forever and it will be more outrageous than anything before. New stars, no rules, anything goes. Everyone will want to come.
Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig

“- Michael Alig: You could be my boyfriend.
- Keoki: Oh actually, I’m not gay. I'm actually here with a couple of babes.
- Michael Alig: Well, let's talk after a couple cocktails. Drink ticket?”
Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig
Wilmer Valderrama - Keoki

“We don't do, we just are!”
Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig

“- Ray: So, you dating yet?
- Timmy: I'm eleven.
- Ray: Yeah, I guess you should give it some time. I myself didn't start dating until I was eleven and a half.”
Ted Danson - Ray
Macaulay Culkin - Timmy

“- Shelly DeVoto: That's a pretty ring you're wearing.
- Vada Sultenfuss: It's a mood ring. It tells me what mood i'm in.
- Thomas J. Sennett: It doesn't work, it always stays black.
- Vada Sultenfuss: It's only black when you're around, because you put me in a bad mood.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Shelly DeVoto
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss
Macaulay Culkin - Thomas J. Sennett

“- Richie Rich: If any one of you guys wanna turn back, now's the time.
- Gloria Pazinski: No way. Would you turn back if you were us? We're with you, Richie.”
Macaulay Culkin - Richie Rich
Stephi Lineburg - Gloria Pazinski

“You're just some lame-ass, Johnny-come-lately, fairy, faggot, copycat! You don't even know your skrink from your skrod! You stupid logger blogger!”

Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig

“My grandfather says if my head wasn't screwed on, I'd leave it on the school bus.”
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!”
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“- Michael Alig: Oh, no thanks, I don't do drugs.
- James St. James: Nor do I.
[snorts Special K]
- James: Did you see that? It just flew right up my nose!”
Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig
Seth Green - James St. James

“- Check Out Girl: Are you here all by yourself?
- Kevin McCallister: Ma'am, I'm eight years old. You think I would be here alone? I don't think so.”
Tracy J. Connor - Check Out Girl
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister