Mark Wahlberg movie quotes

“There is nothing about you that makes a man a man, ok? You've got no gun, no car, no wife, and now you've got no partner.”

Mark Wahlberg - Terry Hoitz

“- Archie Gates: Necessity.
- Troy Barlow: As in?
- Archie Gates: As in people do what is most necessary to them at any given moment.”

George Clooney - Archie Gates
Mark Wahlberg - Troy Barlow

“- Ted: So I got some big news. Tami-Lynn and I are going to have a baby.
- John: That's awesome! Wait, how do you guys...
- Ted: We need a sperm donor.”
Seth MacFarlane - Ted
Mark Wahlberg - John Bennett

- John Bridger: Fine? You know what "fine" stands for, don't you?
- Charlie Croker: Yeah, unfortunately.
- John Bridger: Freaked out...
- Charlie Croker: Insecure...
- John Bridger: Neurotic...
- Charlie Croker: And emotional.
Donald Sutherland - John Bridger
Mark Wahlberg - Charlie Croker

“- Billy Taggart: I did it to keep a woman.
- Cathleen Hostetler: Then you do believe in love.
- Billy Taggart: I believe in loving the one you're with.
- Cathleen Hostetler: Mm, what are you, stupid or Catholic?
- Billy Taggart: Both.”
Mark Wahlberg - Billy Taggart
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Cathleen Hostetler

“- Danny Wallace: How do I know I can trust you?
- Nick Chen: You don't.”
Mark Wahlberg - Danny Wallace
Chow Yun-Fat - Nick Chen

“- Captain Leo Davidson: Our apes couldn't talk.
- Ari: Maybe they chose not to... given the way you treated them.”
Mark Wahlberg - Captain Leo Davidson
Helena Bonham Carter - Ari

“I'm like a peacock, you gotta let me fly!”
Mark Wahlberg - Terry Hoitz

“You think you're the only guy with a fucking gun?”
Mark Wahlberg - Chris Farraday

“How come we only ask ourselves the really big questions when something bad happens?”
Mark Wahlberg - Tommy Corn

“- Jack Payne: You know what they say is the first thing that a man feels when he shoots a civilian?
- Bob Lee Swagger: The recoil of the rifle?
- Jack Payne: [snickers] Yeah.
- Bob Lee Swagger: Very original.”
Elias Koteas - Jack Payne
Mark Wahlberg - Bob Lee Swagger

“Desiring a thing cannot make you have it.”

Mark Wahlberg - Jim Bennett

“Time to explain evolution to the monkeys.”
Mark Wahlberg - Captain Leo Davidson

“- Tommy Corn: Little girls like you, they have to work in dark factories where they go blind, for a dollar sixty a month just to make Mommy her pretty shoes. Can you even imagine that, Caitlin?
- Caitlin Corn: I don't want the children to work in factories! Stop it from happening!”

Mark Wahlberg - Tommy Corn
Saige Ryan - Caitlin Corn

“Never send a monkey to do a man's job.”
Mark Wahlberg - Captain Leo Davidson

“- Joshua Peters: Excuse me, does this belong to you?
- Sylvia: Now what's he gone and done?
- Joshua Peters: Well, he was creating a fairly sophisticated surveillance system behind the ladies' cabana.”
Mark Wahlberg - Joshua Peters
Sakina Jaffrey - Sylvia

“- Ari: Maybe we're not so different.
- Captain Leo Davidson: No, we're very different. You care about everybody, but yourself.”
Helena Bonham Carter - Ari
Mark Wahlberg - Captain Leo Davidson

“- Mrs. Hooten: We took a Sudanese refugee into our home!
- Tommy Corn: You did. But how did Sudan happen, ma'am? Could it possibly be related to dictatorships that we support for some stupid reason?”

Jean Smart - Mrs. Hooten
Mark Wahlberg - Tommy Corn

“- Troy Barlow: I'm gonna buy a set of Lexus convertibles in every color.
- Chief Elgin: I told you, Lexus don't make a convertible.
- Troy Barlow: I'll bet you a Lexus they do.
- Chief Elgin: Alright, but it won't be a convertible.”
Mark Wahlberg - Troy Barlow
Ice Cube - Chief Elgin

“- Melvin Smiley: The truth is, I can't handle the idea of her not liking me. I can't handle the idea of anybody not liking me.
- Cisco: Hey Melvin, the hundred or so people you've killed in the last five years, more than likely have families that don't think too highly of you.”
Mark Wahlberg - Melvin Smiley
Lou Diamond Phillips - Cisco

“You're my people and we have a code. You fight for the guy that's fighting next to you.”

Mark Wahlberg - Stig

“It's better to be judged by twelve than carried by six.”

Mark Wahlberg - Joseph Grusinsky

“- Terry Hoitz: What is this?
- Allen Gamble: It's my car; it's a Prius.
- Terry Hoitz: I feel like we're literally driving around in a vagina.”
Mark Wahlberg - Terry Hoitz
Will Ferrell - Allen Gamble

“- Allen Gamble: I can't hear! I can't hear! There's blood blisters on my hands! Oh, my God! How do you walk away in a movie without flinching when it explodes behind them? There's no way! I call bullshit on that! When they flew the Millennium Falcon outside of the Death Star, and it was followed by the explosion, that was bullshit!
- Terry Hoitz...” (continue)(continue reading)

Will Ferrell - Allen Gamble
Mark Wahlberg - Terry Hoitz

“You're not the boss of me, Jack. You're not the king of Dirk. I'm the boss of me. I'm the king of me. I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big dick and I say when we roll.”
Mark Wahlberg - Dirk Diggler