Mark Wahlberg movie quotes

“- Terry Hoitz: You feel that, Allen? Huh? That tingling in your balls? Big metal butterflies fluttering around your stomach?
- Allen Gamble: Are you sure you don't have testicular cancer?”
Mark Wahlberg - Terry Hoitz
Will Ferrell - Allen Gamble

“You should be more interested in science, Jake. You know why? Because your face is perfect. The problem is, your face is perfect at 15. Now if you were interested in science, you would know facts like the human nose and ears grow a fraction of an inch each year. So a perfect balance of features now might not look so perfect five years from now,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mark Wahlberg - Elliot Moore

“- Joseph Grusinsky: Why don't you go back to your little Puerto Rican girlfriend?
- Bobby Green: I will go back to my fucking Puerto Rican girlfriend!
- Joseph Grusinsky: Yeah?
- Bobby Green: Yeah, you keep thinking about my girlfriend while you're fucking your fat fucking wife!”
Mark Wahlberg - Joseph Grusinsky
Joaquin Phoenix - Bobby Green

“I love you now, and I'll love you forever. No goodbye. There's only love.”
Mark Wahlberg - Bobby Shatford

“- Bob Lee Swagger: I don't really like the President much. Didn't like the one before that, much, either.
- Colonel Isaac Johnson: You like the idea of the President, living in a free country. Do we allow America to be ruled by thugs?
- Bob Lee Swagger: Sure, some years we do.”
Mark Wahlberg - Bob Lee Swagger
Danny Glover - Colonel Isaac Johnson

“- Allen Gamble: I'm so tired of you getting angry, and yelling all the time, it's exhausting. I feel like I'm partners with the Hulk.
- Terry Hoitz: You want to know why I'm so angry all the time? Because the more I try to do right the more I screw things up.”
Will Ferrell - Allen Gamble
Mark Wahlberg - Terry Hoitz

“- Charlie Croker: We set?
- Lyle: Yeah. I've enhanced the viewing matrix to track both the Cartesian coordinates and three altitude angles to give the exact position and orientation of our baby.
- Left Ear: We're in Italy. Speak English.”
Mark Wahlberg - Charlie Croker
Seth Green - Lyle
Yasiin Bey - Left Ear

“I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd...” (continue)(continue reading)

Mark Wahlberg - Terry Hoitz

“- Regina Lambert: You are actually quite sweet for a stars and bars company man, aren't you?
- Lewis Bartholomew: You've discovered my secret side Mrs. Lambert. Keep it under your hat. Boo!”
Thandie Newton - Regina Lambert
Mark Wahlberg - Lewis Bartholamew

“I want to make it perfectly clear that even if we wanted to, which we don't, we couldn't force you to do it. Your decision must be entirely your own, Mrs. Lake.”
Mark Wahlberg - Lewis Bartholamew

“- Billy: I'm going fucking nuts, man. I can't be someone else every fuckin' day.
- Dignam: Calm down. Most people in the world do it every day.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Billy
Mark Wahlberg - Dignam

“- Colonel Isaac Johnson: Bob Lee Swagger, you're a hard man to find.
- Bob Lee Swagger: Not hard enough.”
Danny Glover - Colonel Isaac Johnson
Mark Wahlberg - Bob Lee Swagger

“- Allen Gamble: Hey, what are you doing here?
- Terry Hoitz: I come here when I have lady troubles, which means I come here every night.”
Will Ferrell - Allen Gamble
Mark Wahlberg - Terry Hoitz

“You've got no imagination. You couldn't even decide what to do with all that money, so you had to buy what everybody else wanted.”
Mark Wahlberg - Charlie Croker

“Just because you play a tough guy, doesn't mean you are one.”

Mark Wahlberg - Dignam

“- Chris 'Izzy' Cole: You're gay?
- Bobby Beers: No, I got both my nipples pierced and bought a house in Morocco because I'm John fucking Wayne!”
Mark Wahlberg - Chris 'Izzy' Cole
Jason Flemyng - Bobby Beers

“The only thing that scares people more than getting burnt to death is getting eaten alive.”

Mark Wahlberg - Bobby Mercer

“I absolutely, positively cannot be the only person falling head over heels in love in this relationship. It's got to be mutual.”
Mark Wahlberg - Melvin Smiley

“- Terry Hoitz: Your farts aren't manly.
- Allen Gamble: Are you serious?
- Terry Hoitz: They sound like a baby blowing out birthday candles.”
Mark Wahlberg - Terry Hoitz
Will Ferrell - Allen Gamble

“Science will come up with some reason to put in the books, but in the end it'll be just a theory. I mean, we will fail to acknowledge that there are forces at work beyond our understanding.”
Mark Wahlberg - Elliot Moore

“- Molly Corn: Your Daddy's crazy, honey.
- Tommy Corn: Daddy's not crazy, baby. The world is crazy. It's important to ask these questions.
- Molly Corn: Shut up!
- Tommy Corn: Mommy doesn't ask because Mommy doesn't care. Don't stop asking questions, baby!”

Kamala Lopez - Molly Corn
Mark Wahlberg - Tommy Corn

“- Mr. Rate: The world is not always as it seems, is it son?
- Bob Lee Swagger: No, Sir.
- Mr. Rate: You keep that in mind.”
Levon Helm - Mr. Rate
Mark Wahlberg - Bob Lee Swagger

“- Mr. Hooten: Do you have a job, Tom?
- Tommy Corn: I'm a firefighter.
- Mrs. Hooten: Oh, God bless you! A hero!
- Tommy Corn: I'm not a hero. We'd all be heroes if we quit using petroleum, though.”
Jean Smart - Mrs. Hooten
Mark Wahlberg - Tommy Corn

“My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark.”
Mark Wahlberg - Dignam

“- Regina Lambert: Have you ever been in love in Paris, Joshua?
- Joshua Peters: Uh, I can't say I've had that pleasure, Reggie.
- Regina Lambert: Well, you're still young. Maybe you still have a chance.
- Joshua Peters: That would be nice.”
Thandie Newton - Regina Lambert
Mark Wahlberg - Joshua Peters