Mark Wahlberg movie quotes

“Hello. My name is Elliot Moore. I'm just going to talk in a very positive manner, giving off good vibes. We're just here to use the bathroom, and we're just going to leave. I hope that's okay.
[he touches a leaf]
Plastic. I'm talking to a plastic plant. I'm still doing it.”

Mark Wahlberg - Elliot Moore

“- Ari: I'd like to see your world.
- Captain Leo Davidson: I know. But they'd probably pry you and poke you and throw you in a cage too.
- Ari: You'd protect me.”
Helena Bonham Carter - Ari
Mark Wahlberg - Captain Leo Davidson

“- Mrs. Jones: Planning on stealing something?
- Elliot Moore: No, ma'am, we're not.
- Mrs. Jones: Plan on murdering me in my sleep?
- Elliot Moore: What? No!”
Betty Buckley - Mrs. Jones
Mark Wahlberg - Elliot Moore

“- Ellerby: Fuck yourself. I'm tired from fuckin' your wife. How's your mother?
- Dignam: Good, she's tired from fuckin' my father.”
Alec Baldwin - Ellerby
Mark Wahlberg - Dignam

“- Archie Gates: What's the most important thing in life?
- Troy Barlow: Respect.
- Archie Gates: Too dependent on other people.
- Conrad Vig: What, love?
- Archie Gates: A little Disneyland, isn't it?”
George Clooney - Archie Gates
Mark Wahlberg - Troy Barlow
Spike Jonze - Conrad Vig

“The smarter we get, the more dangerous we become.”
Mark Wahlberg - Captain Leo Davidson

“- Jared: Got kids?
- Elliot Moore: No.
- Jared: How come? You got... a problem?
- Elliot Moore: No. She wanted to wait.
- Jared: Really? For what?
- Elliot Moore: For me to grow up.”
Robert Bailey Jr. - Jared
Mark Wahlberg - Elliot Moore

“They say dead men tell no tales, but they sure leave important shit lying around.”
Mark Wahlberg - Bobby Mercer

“Maybe I should've stayed around longer and held your little hand.”

Mark Wahlberg - Bobby Mercer

“It doesn't count as a plan if it takes you longer to say it than it does to think it up.”
Mark Wahlberg - Bobby Mercer

“- Troy Barlow: Conrad, you've washed your hands like ten times.
- Conrad Vig: Lord knows what kind of vermin live in the butt of a dune coon.
- Chief Elgin: Why do you let this cracker hang around with you, man?
- Troy Barlow: He's all right, man. He's from a group home in Dallas. He's got no high school.
- Conrad Vig: Don't tell people that.”

Mark Wahlberg - Troy Barlow
Spike Jonze - Conrad Vig
Ice Cube - Chief Elgin

“- Troy Barlow: Let's just stick to the plan. The plan is for the gold, right?
- Chief Elgin: Hold on, we can help these people first, and then we can be on our way.”
Mark Wahlberg - Troy Barlow
Ice Cube - Chief Elgin

“Reggie, I hate that you're caught up in this. But at the same time I'm glad, because it means we've met.”
Mark Wahlberg - Joshua Peters

“I don't know if I can do this. I got a family. If I'm gonna shit in a bag for the rest of my life because I got shot after the war was over, that would be pretty fucking stupid wouldn't it, Major?”
Mark Wahlberg - Troy Barlow

“It could of all been different. You should have allowed nature to take its course. In the end, it will anyway”

Mark Wahlberg - David McCall

“- Reed Rothchild: Have you seen that Star Wars movie?
- Eddie Adams: Yeah, I've seen it four times.
- Reed Rothchild: You know, people tell me I kind of look like Han Solo.”
John C. Reilly - Reed Rothchild
Mark Wahlberg - Eddie Adams

“- Danny Wallace: The ends justify the means, Pops.
- Sean Wallace: The ends is bullshit. The means is what you live with.”
Mark Wahlberg - Danny Wallace
Brian Cox - Sean Wallace

- Danny Wallace: I like peaches.
- Nick Chen: Peaches is shit. Haven't you ever heard the song Sinatra sang? "Out of the tree of life I just picked me a plum". Not a peach, a plum.
- Danny Wallace: I don't care if he pulled a raisin out of Sammy Davis's eye-socket, I prefer peaches.
Mark Wahlberg - Danny Wallace
Chow Yun-Fat - Nick Chen

“- Troy Barlow: That's horrible.
- Captain Said: Oh my God, buddy, I didn't even told you the horrible part yet. My son. My son was killed in his bed. He is one-years-old... he is sleeping with his doll when the bomb come...”

Mark Wahlberg - Troy Barlow
Saïd Taghmaoui - Captain Said

“- Reporter: So, Izzy, how do you keep your voice in such fine shape?
- Chris 'Izzy' Cole: Well, my choir teacher gave me a lot of lessons...
- Kirk Cuddy: He eats a lot of pussy.
- Chris 'Izzy' Cole: Oh yeah, I eat a lot of pussy... tons.”
Mark Wahlberg - Chris 'Izzy' Cole
Dominic West - Kirk Cuddy

“- Bobby Shatford: I got a woman who I can't stand to be two feet away from.
- Captain Billy Tyne: Congratulations.
- Bobby Shatford: Then again, I love to fish.
- Captain Billy Tyne: Son, you've got a problem.”
Mark Wahlberg - Bobby Shatford
George Clooney - Captain Billy Tyne

“If you work hard enough, and you want it bad enough... dreams do come true. So follow your dreams.”
Mark Wahlberg - Chris 'Izzy' Cole

“- Regina Lambert: You're a good listener
- Joshua Peters: No. You're a good talker.”
Thandie Newton - Regina Lambert
Mark Wahlberg - Joshua Peters

“- Melvin Smiley: Technically, you can call me a hitman.
- Keiko Nishi: Really? A hitman? Does that pay well?
- Melvin Smiley: Oh of course. I make a killing.”
Mark Wahlberg - Melvin Smiley
China Chow - Keiko Nishi

“- Dirk: You want five or ten?
- Jack Horner: What?
- Dirk: Well, if you just wanna see me jack off, it's ten. But if you just wanna look at it, it's only five.”
Mark Wahlberg - Dirk Diggler
Burt Reynolds - Jack Horner