Michelle Pfeiffer movie quotes

“You can either choose to leave here and not graduate, or you can stay and put up with me. It may not be a choice that you like, but you do have a choice.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Louanne Johnson

“What should I tell them? If they don’t want to die remember to knock?”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Louanne Johnson

“- Jo Ann: Mr. McKussic, it seems, has been engaged in his business for purely romantic reasons, whilst you have been engaged in romance for purely business reasons.
- Nick Frescia: I'm not sure I understand.
- Jo Ann: A little vague for you?
- Nick Frescia: A little.
- Jo Ann: Well, then, let me spell it out for you: you want to fuck your friend...” (continue)(continue reading)
Michelle Pfeiffer - Jo Ann
Kurt Russell - Frescia

“I remember this story of an evil witch, and the princess she cursed to sleep forever. The story became legend. But this is no fairy tale.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Queen Ingrith

“- Queen Ingrith: If I didn't know better, I'd say you were making a threat.
- Maleficent: Well, do you?
- Queen Ingrith: Do I what?
- Maleficent: Know better?”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Queen Ingrith
Angelina Jolie - Maleficent

“- Sinbad: And you are?
- Eris: Eris, the goddess of discord. You may have seen my likeness on the temple walls.
- Sinbad: You know, they don't do you justice.”
Brad Pitt - Sinbad
Michelle Pfeiffer - Eris

“- Jody: What's he doing?
- Claire Spencer: Eating dinner alone. Tv dinner!
- Jody: Oh, that's bad... That's my shiatsu guy. Listen, I gotta run. Call me back later, if he starts in on some serial killer desert, like lady fingers!”

Diana Scarwid - Jody
Michelle Pfeiffer - Claire Spencer

“- Rita: I just don't know what to call you: retarded, mentally retarded, mentally handicapped, mentally disabled, intellectually handicapped, intellectually disabled, developementally disabled...
- Sam Dawson: You can call me Sam.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Rita
Sean Penn - Sam Dawson

- Hal Griffith: How'd they get you to stay?
- Louanne Johnson: They gave me candy and called me their “light”.
- Hal Griffith: That'll do it.
George Dzundza - Hal Griffith
Michelle Pfeiffer - Louanne Johnson

“- Claire Spencer: What are you afraid of?
- Mary Feur: That one day I'll just, just disappear.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Claire Spencer
Miranda Otto - Mary Feur

“- Jo Ann: You're never going to believe what just happened.
- Arturo: If it's bad news, Joanna, I generally believe it.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Jo Ann
Daniel Zacapa - Arturo

“- Maggie Blake: The human body was not designed to combat saturated fat like that. The butter impregnates the tissues, and then it hardens and settles like silt. It makes your aorta stiffer than a hockey stick. Whereas olive oil - caresses your insides, leaving nothing behind but its scent.
- Caputo: That's right. Oil is in the Bible.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Maggie Blake
Domenick Lombardozzi - Caputo

“Cheers to elevators. You meet the nicest people in them.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Angela de Marco

“- Velma Von Tussle: They're just kids, that's why we have to steer them in the white direction.
- Corny Collins: Right direction?
- Velma Von Tussle: Isn't that what I said?”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Velma Von Tussle
James Marsden - Corny Collins

When I hear an actress say, "You know what, I'm gonna have my face done, get my tits raised, and I'm going to get another ten years out of this business", I say, "More power to you. Go do it".
Michelle Pfeiffer

“They never knew what it meant to be tempted, but you did. You understood. I've never known that before, and it's better than anything I've known.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Ellen Olenska

“How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless?”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Selina Kyle

“- Bernie: It's good to see you again.
- Maggie Blake: The feeling's not mutual, Bernie.”
Anthony Desio - Bernie
Michelle Pfeiffer - Maggie Blake

“I'm exactly the way you made me: do it this way, do it that way, do it my way - until I don't even know how to do it without you.”

Michelle Pfeiffer - Tally Atwater

“Listen, about our little séance. Norman doesn't need to know.”

Michelle Pfeiffer - Claire Spencer

“Don't attach yourself to anyone who shows you the least bit of attention because you're lonely. Loneliness is the human condition. No one is ever going to fill that space. The best you can do is know yourself, know what you want.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Ingrid Magnussen

“I'm a woman and can't be taken for granted. Life's a bitch, now so am I.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Catwoman

“Don't make me feel sorry for myself. The more pissed off I am, the better I feel.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Rose Cook Lewis

“- Melanie Parker: Your Peter Pan complex is so 90's.
- Jack Taylor: What Peter Pan complex?
- Melanie Parker: The one you're so proud of.
- Jack Taylor: Do you have any friends?
- Melanie Parker: I don't have time for friends.
- Jack Taylor: That's because of your Captain Hook complex.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker
George Clooney - Jack Taylor

“- Claire Spencer: She's dead.
- Norman Spencer: Who's dead?
- Claire Spencer: You know damn well who's dead.”

Michelle Pfeiffer - Claire Spencer
Harrison Ford - Norman Spencer