Oliver Platt movie quotes

“Imperfection is the key. Imperfections make us individuals, that's what makes us unique.”
Oliver Platt - Rupert Burns

“I used to have a recurring nightmare that I was headless. I'd be down on the ground looking up at my headless body, watching myself walk around the yard bumping into things, and my parents wouldn't let me in the house because they'd just bought all these antique lamps didn't want me to knock them over, the fuckers. Then the neighborhood kids...” (continue)(continue reading)
Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr

“Got to love the Lord for making things like that.”

Oliver Platt - Harry Rex Vonner

“- Jussac: Are you coming peacefully or do you intend to resist?
- Porthos: Oh don't be so stupid, of course we intend to resist!”

Paul McGann - Jussac
Oliver Platt - Porthos

“- Porthos: This sash was a gift to me, from the Queen of America.
- D'Artagnan: There's no queen of America!
- Porthos: I beg to differ, infant. We're on quite intimate terms, unless you can prove otherwise.”
Oliver Platt - Porthos
Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan

“- Hector Cyr: What the hell are you doing?! I'm laying a spring trap.
- Sheriff Hank Keough: I could have shot you!
- Hector Cyr: This could end up saving your life, which is meaningful to you, because the longer you live, the more sex you get to have with your sister!”

Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr
Brendan Gleeson - Sheriff Hank Keough

“When friends or family say certain things, they tend not to register. So it helps to hear it from a complete stranger... you're fat.”

Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr

“- Mary: I haven't been sleeping that well... I saw Tom but everybody's been saying he's dead.
- Dr. Wilson: Your sleep problems are making it difficult for you to distinguish your nightmares from reality.
- Mary: No, something is happening! Steven has scratches on his face.
- Dr. Wilson: Listen to what you are saying. You're talking about ghosts!”
Naomi Watts - Mary
Oliver Platt - Dr. Wilson

“No goddamn life left for men anymore. Not here. In this country, all that's left for men is money and pussy.”
Oliver Platt - Pete Van Heuten

“I'm a professional. I went to graduate school. I did all-nighters my senior year. I did a semester in Egypt. Do you have any idea what toilet paper feels like in Egypt? I delivered cinnamon rolls on a truck with bad suspension for three years! Do you know what that does to your kidneys? My poor kidneys! My freaking kidneys! My poor freaking...” (continue)(continue reading)

Oliver Platt - Peter Steinberg

“- Jimmy King: I just gave him a little flick!
- Sean Dawkins: Well, he's your friend, right? And you can't turn your back on a friend!... Right?”
Oliver Platt - Jimmy King
Scott Caan - Sean Dawkins

“- Porthos: Athos, you cannot fight this boy.
- Athos: Why not?
- Porthos: I'm fighting him.
- D'Artagnan: Not until 1 o'clock.
- Aramis: I have a duel with him too.
- D'Artagnan: Not until 2 o'clock.”
Oliver Platt - Porthos
Kiefer Sutherland - Athos
Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan
Charlie Sheen - Aramis

“- Maffio Venier: May sing... and rhyme... and more. Still... is at best a slut... with every horny mutt! You pride yourself on arts and letters, and fucking best your manly betters!
- Veronica Franco: I save the goodly wives of Venice from their husbands' lustful menace!”
Oliver Platt - Maffio Venier
Catherine McCormack - Veronica Franco

“- Hector Cyr: In ancient Malenesia people suspected of crime's would be thrown to the crocodiles. Crocodiles would decide. They would be the judge.
- Kelly Scott: Oh, so that was you wanting to be judged out there?
- Hector Cyr: Maybe I was, and so what? Is that too arbitrary? Better to be measured by my wealth? Better for me to get my...” (continue)(continue reading)
Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr
Bridget Fonda - Kelly Scott

“- Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro: Perhaps we should wrestle sometime. Do you like the taut roundness that exercise brings to the buttocks?
- Maurice: Yeah.
- Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro: Do you enjoy the warmth of the Mediterranean sun on that self-same place? I once wrestled a man on the steps of the Acropolis, when the sun was at its height,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Billy Connolly - Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro
Oliver Platt - Maurice

“The directors that I end up having a really good time with are the ones that understand the fluidity of the medium.”
Oliver Platt

“The only thing I wanted to do when I was a young naive kid was to become a New York stage actor.”
Oliver Platt

“People start to act very unusually when they find out that they're dying, that they don't have that many years left.”
Oliver Platt

“- Porthos: You, boy, are arrogant, hot tempered and entirely too bold. I like that. Reminds me of me.
- Aramis: Don't encourage him. By helping us the boy has made himself an outlaw as well.”

Oliver Platt - Porthos
Charlie Sheen - Aramis

“- Porthos: For a chase, the Cardinal recommends his excellent '24 Cabernet. You can't have any, you're too young.
- Athos: Take the reins, boy.”

Oliver Platt - Porthos
Kiefer Sutherland - Athos

“Good thing I didn't flatline. My 350-pound babysitter would be chasing me for the half-eaten pastrami sandwich I stole from her.”
Oliver Platt - Randy Steckle

“- Rupert Burns: What do they say?
- Andrew Martin: That you can lose yourself. Everything. All boundaries. All time. That two bodies can become so mixed up, that you don't know who's who or what's what. And just when the sweet confusion is so intense you think you're gonna die... you kind of do. Leaving you alone in your separate body, but the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Oliver Platt - Rupert Burns
Robin Williams - Andrew Martin

“- Harvey: I really don't like it when you tease the dogs.
- Vernon: What are you, some kind of animal lover?”
Oliver Platt - Harvey
Stanley Tucci - Vernon

“- Hector Cyr: Let's not overlook the fact that he didn't eat me.
- Jack Wells: 'Cause he just ate a cow, stupid!”

Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr
Bill Pullman - Jack Wells

“John, do me a favor. Don't ever confide in me. I'm utterly useless in these areas. I'm really a very self-absorbed man.”

Oliver Platt - Dr. Mark Weller