Paul Rudd movie quotes

“Do you ever wonder how somebody could even like you? The biggest problem in our marriage is that she wants me around. And I can't even accept that? I don't think I can accept pure love.”
Paul Rudd - Pete

“Wait! I didn't steal anything! I was returning something I stole!”

Paul Rudd - Scott Lang

“We are all just one small adjustment away from making our lives work.”
Paul Rudd - George

“I do some dumb things, and the people I love the most - they pay the price.”
Paul Rudd - Scott Lang

“Dr. Hank Pym-Relax. No one's gonna recognize us.
Scott Lang-What, because of hats and sunglasses? It's not a disguise, Hank. We look like ourselves at a baseball game.”
Paul Rudd - Scott Lang
Michael Douglas - Dr. Hank Pym

“We go back, we get the stones before Thanos gets them, Thanos doesn't have the stones! Problem solved!”
Paul Rudd - Scott Lang

“If there's one thing I know, you can't control evil. You can lock it up, burn it, and bury it, and pray that it dies, but it never will. It just... rests awhile. You can lock your doors, and say your prayers, but the evil is out there... waiting. And maybe, just maybe... it's closer than you think!”
Paul Rudd - Tommy Doyle

“- Lucy: You need to find somebody that likes you the way you are.
- Kevin: And who would possibly like me the way I am?
- Lucy: I have no idea.”
Courtney Love - Lucy
Paul Rudd - Kevin

“You let somebody move in with you, you make all these little compromises to smooth things along, and the next thing you know, you're on some macrobiotic diet and you're listening to Joni Mitchell.”
Paul Rudd - Kevin

“- Cat: All rock stars are older now. Steven Tyler, David Bowie, Mick Jagger...
- Pete: Paul McCartney.
- Ronnie: Okay, stop it. Everybody that you are mentioning looks like an old woman now. You're just mentioning a bunch of Jessica Tandys. Keith Richards gets away with it, but that's because Keith Richards looked 70 when he was 40. And now that...” (continue)(continue reading)
Lena Dunham - Cat
Paul Rudd - Pete
Chris O'Dowd - Ronnie

“- Cher: Some people are not lucky enough to be as naturally adorable as you are.
- Josh: Stop it, you're making me blush.”
Alicia Silverstone - Cher
Paul Rudd - Josh

“- Scott Lang: This is awesome. It's awesome. You know, you guys are breaking down walls, you're healing, it's important.
- [Hank and Hope stare at Scott]
- Scott Lang: I ruined the moment, didn't I?
- Hank Pym: Yes, you did, yes.
- Scott Lang: [Smiles and points at the kitchen] I'm gonna make some tea.”
Paul Rudd - Scott Lang
Michael Douglas - Dr. Hank Pym

“- Lisa: Did you ever wish you could delete everything you said as soon as you'd said it? Lately all I do is hear myself being so weak and whiny and needy that I wish I could delete every...
- George: I think the answer to that is to stop talking. Deny a voice to what's falling apart. No lip service. That's my advice to you.”
Reese Witherspoon - Lisa
Paul Rudd - George

Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of "Everybody Loves Raymond" only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.
Paul Rudd - Pete

“- Peter Klaven: I made reservations to play golf on Sunday for the four of us.
- Sydney Fife: No, Pete, I told you, I don't play sports with women.
- Peter Klaven: Look, man, you told my fiancee that she needs to give me blowies in front of my whole family, alright? You owe me.
- Sydney Fife: You make a valid point.”
Paul Rudd - Peter Klaven
Jason Segel - Sydney Fife

“I like to rock n' roll all night and part of every day. I usually have errands... I can only rock from like 1-3.”
Paul Rudd - Danny

- Scott Lang: Hi, I'm Scott.
- Hope Van Dyne: [shocked] Did he just say "Hi, I'm Scott"?

Paul Rudd - Scott Lang

“- Brick Tamland: I love... desk.
- Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
- Brick Tamland: I love lamp.”
Paul Rudd - Brick Tamland
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

“- Yellowjacket: You think you can stop the future? You're just a thief!
- Scott Lang: No, I'm the Ant-Man!... I know, it wasn't my idea.”

Corey Stoll - Yellowjacket
Paul Rudd - Scott Lang

“Did you know that cigarettes are a shield against meaningful interaction with people?”
Paul Rudd - Kevin

“- Chuck: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?
- Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably.”
Paul Rudd - Chuck
Jason Segel - Peter Bretter

“- Chuck: Chuck's my mainland name, my Hawaiian name's Koodu.
- Peter Bretter: Oh sorry.
- Chuck: Its cool, its all good.
- Peter Bretter: So does Koodu have some cool Hawaiian meaning?
- Chuck: It means Chuck.”
Paul Rudd - Chuck
Jason Segel - Peter Bretter

“- Andy: Lindsay, you've got barbecue all over your face, it's pretty foul.
- Lindsay: Come on it's just BBQ sauce... I wanna make out!”
Paul Rudd - Andy
Elizabeth Banks - Lindsay

- Ron Burgundy: What cologne you gonna go with? "London Gentleman", or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. "Blackbeard's Delight".
- Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... it's called "Sex Panther" by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy
Paul Rudd - Brian Fantana

“You guys have the weirdest goodbye rituals.”

Paul Rudd - Scott Lang