Peter Sellers quotes
- From the movie: Dr. Strangelove
“[the President calls the Soviet Premier]
Hello?... Uh... Hello D- uh hello Dmitri? Listen uh uh I can't hear too well. Do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little? … Oh-ho, that's much better... yeah... huh... yes... Fine, I can hear you now, Dmitri... Clear and plain and coming through fine... I'm coming through fine, too, eh?......” (continue)(continue reading) “Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.”
- From the movie: Being There
“In the garden, growth has it seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again.”
- From the movie: The Return of the Pink Panther
“- Sir Charles Lytton: He's out of ammunition.
- Insp. Jacques Clouseau: He's out of his mind, that's what he's out of.” - From the movie: The Return of the Pink Panther
- From the movie: Dr. Strangelove
“Sir! I have a plan! [standing up from his wheelchair] Mein Führer! I can walk!”
- From the movie: Dr. Strangelove
- From the movie: Dr. Strangelove
“- Gen. 'Buck' Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
- Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Pink Panther
“Each theft is completely different and unique, classic in its conception.”
- From the movie: The Pink Panther
“- Inspector Jacques Clouseau: At times like this, I wish I was but a simple peasant.
- Simone Clouseau: It's times like this that make me realize how lucky I really am.” - From the movie: Lolita
“- Dr. Zempf: Has anybody instructed Lolita in the facts of life?
- Humbert Humbert: The facts?
- Dr. Zempf: The facts of life. You see, Lolita is a sweet, little child, but the onset of maturity seems to be giving her a certain amount of trouble.
- Humbert Humbert: I really don't think that this is a fit topic.
- Dr. Zempf: Well, Dr. Humbert, to...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Lolita
- From the movie: Revenge of the Pink Panther
- From the movie: Revenge of the Pink Panther
“Thank Heaven for the little girls. They keep getting smaller every day.”
- From the movie: Revenge of the Pink Panther
“I am not your ordinary, run-of-the-mill transvestite!”
“You got me right in the pantaloons, partner.”
- From the movie: Revenge of the Pink Panther
“- Simone Legree: That's so obvious, he's bound to think it's a trap...
- Philippe Douvier: Yes, or it's so obvious that he's bound to think it can't be a trap.
- Cato Fong: It's so obvious, it's bound to be a trap.
- Clouseau: That is why you'll never be a great detective, Cato. It's so obvious that it could not possibly be a trap.” - From the movie: The Prisoner of Zenda
“- Hrundi V. Bakshi: What is this game you call to get the brightly colored balls in the hole?
- Wyoming Bill Kelso: Pool.
- Hrundi V. Bakshi: Poo?”“- C. S. Divot: Who do you think you are?
- Hrundi V. Bakshi: In India, we don't think who we are. We know who we are.”- From the movie: Revenge of the Pink Panther
“- Simone Legree: Now why do you suppose he wanted to have me killed?
- Clouseau: Elementary. He wanted you dead.” “There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.”
- From the movie: Dr. Strangelove
“- Col. 'Bat' Guano: You wanna know what I think?
- Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Yes!
- Col. 'Bat' Guano: I think you're some kind of deviated pervert. I think General Ripper found out about your perversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of perverts. Now move!” - From the movie: Revenge of the Pink Panther
“- Clouseau: Who were those two men have tried to kill you last night?
- Simone Legree: Killers.” “- Hrundi V. Bakshi: Do you speak Hindustani?
- Michelle Monet: No.
- Hrundi V. Bakshi: Well, you are not missing anything.”
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