Reese Witherspoon movie quotes

“Any masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment.”
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“- Vanessa Lutz: So, what you think? It's ok do all sorts of bad stuff to me now?
- Bob Wolverton: Well, that's an open ended discussion Vanessa dealing with deep philosophical ramifications, something you can hardly grasp. In fact take it from me, a professional, Vanessa you're an absolute fucking moron!”
Reese Witherspoon - Vanessa Lutz
Kiefer Sutherland - Bob Wolverton

“- Enrique: Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey.
- Elle Woods: These aren't last season!
[looks down, gasps, runs back into court room]
- Elle Woods: He's gay! Enrique is gay!”

Greg Serano - Enrique
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“Last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.”
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“- Vanessa Lutz: Are you the guy who's been killing all them girls on the freeway, Bob? Why are you killing all them girls, Bob?
- Bob Wolverton: 'Cause I have absolutely reached my fucking limit with people like you, Vanessa.
- Vanessa Lutz: What kinda people am I supposed to be?
- Bob Wolverton: The alcoholics, the drug addicts, the fathers who...” (continue)(continue reading)
Reese Witherspoon - Vanessa Lutz
Kiefer Sutherland - Bob Wolverton

“Elizabeth-So, we have an address, a dry cleaning ticket and a book of matches. You know what that means?
David-We could start a very small fire?”
Reese Witherspoon - Elizabeth
Mark Ruffalo - David

“Elizabeth-You don't think she was completely unclassy and predatory?
David-Those happen to be two of men's favorite things.
Elizabeth-Why don't you just date a pit bull?
David-Maybe I will.”
Reese Witherspoon - Elizabeth
Mark Ruffalo - David

“People shouldn't experience the act of love until they are in love.”
Reese Witherspoon - Annette Hargrove

“- Mel Ames: I know I've been a pain in the ass.
- Harry Ross: I don't mind. I didn't much like it when you shot me, though.”
Reese Witherspoon - Mel Ames
Paul Newman - Harry Ross

“- Annie: So what are you hiding from the law or is it just a bad nose job?
- Penelope: Mhm, bad nose job.”
Reese Witherspoon - Annie
Christina Ricci - Penelope Wilhern

“Revenge may be wicked, but it's perfectly natural.”
Reese Witherspoon - Becky Sharp

“- Lisa: Did you ever wish you could delete everything you said as soon as you'd said it? Lately all I do is hear myself being so weak and whiny and needy that I wish I could delete every...
- George: I think the answer to that is to stop talking. Deny a voice to what's falling apart. No lip service. That's my advice to you.”
Reese Witherspoon - Lisa
Paul Rudd - George

“- Stanford Marks: You're the girl with the perfumed poo-poo bags, aren't you?
- Elle Woods: Actually I'm the woman with the scented waste receptacles, but yes.”
Bruce McGill - Stanford Marks
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“- Nicole Walker: My dad hates him, that's for sure.
- Margo Masse: That means that he knows you're sleeping together, you know it's that usual weirdo jealousy trip.
- Nicole Walker: How could he possibly know we were sleeping together?
- Margo Masse: Caught ya, ya hoe! You never told me you were screwing him!”
Reese Witherspoon - Nicole Walker
Alyssa Milano - Margo Masse

“My stomach turned the last time we made out and your gut flapped against me; those cellulite packed cactuses you call thighs with the razor sharp stubble called to mind a fifth rate porno actress that I once jerked off to during the tenure of our sorry marriage of convenience. Now I can finally tell all my friends how nauseating you are to mate...” (continue)(continue reading)

Reese Witherspoon - Ivy Miller

“Never drink to feel better; only drink to feel even better.”
Reese Witherspoon - Lisa

“- Nicole Walker: I don't want to talk about it. I just want to be alone.
- Steve Walker: Okay... The pain will go away, honey. I promise.
- Nicole Walker: How about the scars? Will those go away, too?
- Steve Walker: ... I'm not sure. I hope so.”

Reese Witherspoon - Nicole Walker
William Petersen - Steve Walker

“- Emmett Richmond: You know what I thought when I first met you?
- Elle Woods: God, that woman wears a lot of pink?”
Luke Wilson - Emmett Richmond
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“- John R. Cash: Tell me you don't love me.
- June Carter: I don't love you.
- John R. Cash: You're a liar.”
Joaquin Phoenix - John R. Cash
Reese Witherspoon - June Carter

“- Skip Martin: I don't know if I ever told you this before, but I think you're just about the keenest girl in the whole school!
- Jennifer: Oh, really Skip? The keenest?”
Paul William Walker IV - Skip Martin
Reese Witherspoon - Jennifer

“- Dani Trant: I love you, Court.
- Court Foster: Don't! Don't love me now. When things are so mixed up.”
Reese Witherspoon - Dani Trant
Jason London - Court Foster

“- John R. Cash: Aw, June, love's more important than the tour.
- June Carter: Is that right?
- John R. Cash: Yes, it is.
- June Carter: Well, then start loving yourself, so we can go back to work.”
Joaquin Phoenix - John R. Cash
Reese Witherspoon - June Carter

“- Court Foster: You do know me.
- Dani Trant: I wanna know you more... I wanna know you all I can.
- Court Foster: What do you wanna know?
- Dani Trant: I wanna know... your hopes.
- Court Foster: Well... I hope your boobs will get bigger and your butt will fill out.”

Jason London - Court Foster
Reese Witherspoon - Dani Trant

“What do you do when you don't know what to do?”
Reese Witherspoon - Lauren

“- Vanessa Lutz: You fucker! You killed my grandma!
- Bob Wolverton: That's not all I did to grandma.”
Reese Witherspoon - Vanessa Lutz
Kiefer Sutherland - Bob Wolverton