Renee Zellweger movie quotes

“- Mark Darcy: I like you, very much.
- Bridget Jones: Ah, apart from the smoking and the drinking, the vulgar mother and... ah, the verbal diarrhea.
- Mark Darcy: No, I like you very much. Just as you are.”
Colin Firth - Mark Darcy
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“- Dad: I'm not sure if you're mine, or that nice Lieutenant Colonel's who ran the bowls club.
- Bridget Jones: Uhm.
- Dad: Only joking. You've got my feet. I've always had very dainty feet.”
Jim Broadbent - Dad
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

- Shazzer: Oh, God! You didn't use those? The vegan condoms?
- Bridget Jones: "Biodegradable and dolphin-friendly". If I'm going to be slutty, it's nice to think I'm helping the environment.
Sally Phillips - Shazzer
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“- Mark Darcy: What on Earth are you doing?
- Bridget Jones: Getting dressed.
- Mark Darcy: Why're you dancing around in that tent business?
- Bridget Jones: Because I don't want you to see any of my wobbly bits.
- Mark Darcy: Well, now that's a bit pointless, isn't it? As I happen to have a very high regard for your wobbly bits. In all...” (continue)(continue reading)
Colin Firth - Mark Darcy
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“Sometimes you love a person because of all the reasons they're not like you. And sometimes you love a person just because they feel like home.”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“He's so full of manure, that man! We could lay him in the dirt and grow another one just like him.”

Renee Zellweger - Ruby Thewes

“- Bridget Jones: You are angry.
- Mark Darcy: No, I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed.
- Bridget Jones: Disappointed? Oh, God, that's worse than angry.
- Mark Darcy: I'm just disappointed I can't take you home this instant.”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones
Colin Firth - Mark Darcy

“- Roxie Hart: You're, the Velma Kelly. I was there the night you got arrested.
- Velma Kelly: Yeah? You and half of Chicago.”
Renee Zellweger - Roxie Hart
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Velma Kelly

“Look, are you and Cosmo in on this together? Because every time I see you, you seem to go out of your way to make me feel like a complete idiot. And you really needn't bother: I already feel like an idiot most of the time anyway - with or without the fireman's pole.”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“- Natalie Arden: What kind of dumb bitch lets Leonardo DiCaprio drown?
- Anne Arden: Nat, mind your own business.”

Marley Shelton - Natalie Arden
Renee Zellweger - Anne Arden

“You have never wrapped your legs around this Inman?”

Renee Zellweger - Ruby Thewes

“My daddy, he'd walk forty miles for liquor but not forty inches for kindness.”
Renee Zellweger - Ruby Thewes

“The question is: what happens after you walk off into the sunset?”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“I just know there's something special out there for me.”
Renee Zellweger - Betty Sizemore

“- Roxie Hart: They love me.
- Billy Flynn: They'd love you a lot more if you were hanged. You know why? Because it would sell more papers!”
Renee Zellweger - Roxie Hart
Richard Tiffany Gere - Billy Flynn

“- Hank: I hope we get to know each other better.
- Irene: Yeah, me too.
- Hank: Do you swallow?”
Jim Carrey - Hank
Renee Zellweger - Irene

- Matron Mama Morton: You'll be staying on E-block. "Murderess Row" we like to call it.
- Roxie Hart: Oh... is that nicer?

Queen Latifah - Matron Mama Morton
Renee Zellweger - Roxie Hart

“I love him! I love him for the man he wants to be. And I love him for the man he almost is.”
Renee Zellweger - Dorothy Boyd

“- Allison French: I am mortified that you saw me with no clothes on.
- Everett Hitch: Oh, Allie, it was an incomparable pleasure.”
Renee Zellweger - Allison French
Viggo Mortensen - Everett Hitch

“- Betty: Nothing like watching the tenpins fall.
- Del: Hey, that's a skill. They're trying to get that in the Olympic games.”

Renee Zellweger - Betty Sizemore
Aaron Eckhart - Del Sizemore

“- Allison French: I'm afraid all the time.
- Virgil Cole: Of what?
- Allison French: Everything.
- Virgil Cole: Like what? Hmm?
- Allison French: Like being alone. Like being with the wrong man. Not having any money, a place to live.”
Renee Zellweger - Allison French
Ed Harris - Virgil Cole

“I believe in love, but I don't sit around waiting for it. I buy houses.”
Renee Zellweger

“Wonder what Mark Darcy would be like as a father. Father to his children I mean, not to me. That would be weird Oedipus-like thought.”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“At times like this, continuing with one's life seems impossible... and eating the entire contents of one's fridge seems inevitable. I have two choices: to give up and accept permanent state of spinsterhood and eventual eating by alsatians, or not. And this time I choose not. I will not be defeated by a bad man and an American stick insect!...” (continue)(continue reading)

Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“If I cry one tear for my daddy I stole it off a crocodile.”
Renee Zellweger - Ruby Thewes