Renee Zellweger movie quotes

“You can't do this, I'm English! And an award-winning journalist. Well, maybe not award-winning, but I have been to lots of award ceremonies.”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“- Bridget Jones: I owe you an apology about Daniel. He said you ran off with his fiancée and left him brokenhearted.
- Mark Darcy: No, it was the other way around. My wife. My heart.”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones
Colin Firth - Mark Darcy

“- Mark Darcy: Hello?
- Bridget Jones: It's me. Just wondered how you are.
- Mark Darcy: I'm fine thanks. Everything alright with you?
- Bridget Jones: Fine, though, I've just had a rather graphic shag flashback. You do have a genuinely gorgeous bottom.
- Mark Darcy: Right, well, thank you. I'm actually with the Mexican Ambassador just at the...” (continue)(continue reading)

Colin Firth - Mark Darcy
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“- Daniel Cleaver: Doesn't everyone deserve a second chance?
- Bridget Jones: Except Hitler.”
Hugh Grant - Daniel Cleaver
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“- Starlene Cheatham: Watty, are you shittin' me? You're gonna' take me to Mexico?
- Watty Watts: You know you don't have to come with me, Star.
- Starlene Cheatham: Baby, I'd follow you to Oklahoma!”
Renee Zellweger - Starlene Cheatham
Gil Bellows - Watty Watts

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“Resolution number one: obviously, will lose twenty pounds. Number two: will find nice sensible boyfriend and not continue to form romantic attachments to alcoholics, workaholics, peeping-toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits or perverts.”

Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“Take my advice and stay away from broken people.”
Renee Zellweger - Claire Richards

“- Interviewer: What do you think about the El Nino phenomenon?
- Bridget Jones: It's a blip. Latin music's on its way out.”

Joseph Alessi - Interviewer
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“- Betty: You sure you don't want a salad?
- Wesley: You sure you want a tip when I'm done?”

Renee Zellweger - Betty Sizemore
Chris Rock - Wesley

“- Bridget Jones: I thought you were in America.
- Mark Darcy: Well I was... but I realized I had forgotten something here.
- Bridget Jones: Which was...?
- Mark Darcy: Well, I realized that I had forgotten to... kiss you goodbye, do you mind?”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones
Colin Firth - Mark Darcy

“- Betty Sizemore: Gosh! I haven't been this happy since I was 12.
- Dr. David Ravell: Okay, I'll bite. What happened when you were 12?
- Betty Sizemore: I took my mom to Kansas City for Mothers' Day and I used the allowance I was saving. We went to lunch at Skies, this restaurant at the top of a building, and you can see the whole world from up...” (continue)(continue reading)
Renee Zellweger - Betty Sizemore
Greg Kinnear - Dr. David Ravell

“- Betty Sizemore: He also works at Loma Vista.
- Chief Nurse Iris Foster: What is that?
- Betty Sizemore: It's the real pretty area, with the palm trees out front and the mountains in the background.
- Chief Nurse Iris Foster: You have just described all of southern California.”
Renee Zellweger - Betty Sizemore
Cynthia Martells - Chief Nurse

“- Charlie: I have to take a pill every six hours or I feel... funny. No big deal.
- Irene: What's it called?
- Charlie: Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage.”
Jim Carrey - Charlie
Renee Zellweger - Irene