Renee Zellweger movie quotes

“You think you've found the right man, but there's so much wrong with him, and then he finds there's so much wrong with you, and then it all just falls apart.”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“Who says that murder's not an art?”
Renee Zellweger - Roxie Hart

“- Bridget Jones: You know, I never really understood why you wanted to date me. It seems so unlikely.
- Daniel Cleaver: Come on, Jones, for God's sake. You're sexy. You make me laugh, at you of course, not with you. And you were, incidentally, the best shag I ever had.”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones
Hugh Grant - Daniel Cleaver

“And that was it. Right there. Right there, that was the moment. I suddenly realised that unless something changed soon I was going to live a life where my major relationship was with a bottle of wine... and I'd finally die, fat and alone, and be found three weeks later half-eaten by alsatians. Or I was about to turn into Glenn Close in Fatal...” (continue)(continue reading)
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“I have to do this or he'll die. It's ok, I've seen it done once.”

Renee Zellweger - Betty Sizemore

“- Irene: I never wanted to sleep with you, Hank! Okay, you tricked me!
- Hank: Yes, I tricked you. It was deceitful, it was disgusting and despicable. But just for once, see it from my side.
[shrugs]
- Hank: I was horny.”
Renee Zellweger - Irene
Jim Carrey - Hank

- Jerry Maguire: [babbling and struggling] I love you. You... you complete me. And I just...
- Dorothy Boyd: Shut up, just shut up.
[pause]
- Dorothy Boyd: You had me at "hello". You had me at "hello".
Tom Cruise - Jerry Maguire
Renee Zellweger - Dorothy Boyd

“In this age, optimism like that is a revolutionary act.”
Renee Zellweger - Dorothy Boyd

“My audience loves me. And I love them. And they love me for lovin' them and I love them for lovin' me. And we love each other. And that's 'cause none of us got enough love in our childhoods. And that's showbiz, kid.”
Renee Zellweger - Roxie Hart

“- Bridget Jones: You once said you liked me just as I am and I just wanted to say likewise. I mean there are stupid things your mum buys you, tonight's another... classic. You're haughty, and you always say the wrong thing in every situation and I seriously believe that you should rethink the length of your sideburns. But, you're a nice man and...” (continue)(continue reading)
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones
Colin Firth - Mark Darcy

“- Bridget Jones: I'm so sorry. I didn't mean it. Well, I meant it, but I was so stupid that I didn't mean what I meant... After all, it's only a diary. Everyone knows diaries are just... full of crap.
- Mark Darcy: Yes, I know that. I was just buying you a new one.”

Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“Thank you, Daniel, that is very good to know. But if staying here means working within 10 yards of you, frankly, I'd rather have a job wiping Saddam Hussein's arse.”

Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“- Allison French: Oh, nobody always tells the truth.
- Virgil Cole: Why not?
- Allison French: Well, they... for heaven's sake, Virgil, they just don't.
- Virgil Cole: Always thought the truth was simpler.”
Renee Zellweger - Allison French
Ed Harris - Virgil Cole

“- Bridget Jones: I will not fuck it up again, Mum.
- Mum: Bridget! Language!
- Bridget Jones: Sorry. I will not fuck it up again... mother.”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones
Gemma Jones - Mum

“- Starlene Cheatham: Hey, Watt, who was that?
- Watty Watts: Two asshole Bible salesmen.
- Starlene Cheatham: What'd they want?
- Watty Watts: To save my soul.”
Renee Zellweger - Starlene Cheatham
Gil Bellows - Watty Watts

“You were mentioned in the paper today, in the back with the obituaries. 'Velma Kelly's trial has been post-poned indefinitely'. Seven words.”
Renee Zellweger - Roxie Hart

“Just so you know, you're not eating inside. Number one: they hang people 'round here for taking in deserters. Number two: even if they gave out prizes you'd still eat outside.”

Renee Zellweger - Ruby Thewes

“- Dad: Ciggy?
- Bridget Jones: No. No thanks. I've given up again.
- Dad: Shame. I find them very useful. I take great comfort in the fact that they might kill me before things actually get worse.”
Jim Broadbent - Dad
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“My friend says if you were any more handsome it would be a crime. It's a shame you're such an asshole.”

Renee Zellweger - Betty Sizemore

“- Bridget Jones: Tell me, is it one in four marriages that end in divorce these days, or one in three?
- Mark Darcy: One in three.”

Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“This world won't stand long. God won't let it stand this way long.”
Renee Zellweger - Ruby Thewes

“In the Bed Department, Amos was... zero. I mean, he made love to me like he was fixing a carburetor or something.”
Renee Zellweger - Roxie Hart

“Talking to her is like swimming in a sea and being stung repeatedly by an enormous jellyfish.”

Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“- Roxie Hart: You see, ever since I can remember, I've wanted to be on the stage.
- Velma Kelly: Oh yeah? What's your talent; washing and drying?”
Renee Zellweger - Roxie Hart
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Velma Kelly

“I truly believe that happiness is possible. Even when you're thirty-three and have a bottom the size of two bowling balls.”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones