Rob Schneider movie quotes
- Name
- Robert Michael
- Last name
- Schneider
- Pseudonym
- Rob Schneider
- Born
- October 31, 1963
- Gender
- male
- Nationality
- North American
- Profession
- actor, film director, scriptwriter
- Zodiac sign
- Scorpio
Rob Schneider Movies
The Ridiculous 6
Grown Ups
You Don't Mess With...
Bedtime Stories
I Now Pronounce You...
Click
The Benchwarmers
The Longest Yard
50 First Dates
The Hot Chick
8 Crazy Nights
Little Nicky
Big Daddy
Deuce Bigalow: Male...
Muppets From Space
The Waterboy
Down Periscope
The Adventures of...
Judge Dredd
Demolition Man
Surf Ninjas
The Beverly Hillbillies
Home Alone 2: Lost in...
Necessary Roughness
Rob Schneider movie quotes, phrases and lines
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- From the movie: The Hot Chick
“Boys are cheats and liars, they're such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second base... ball, baseball he thinks he's gonna score. If you let him go all the way then you are a hor... ticulture studies flowers, geologist studies rocks. The only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his cock... roaches, beetles,...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: The Benchwarmers
“- Gus: Clark, could you not pick your nose in front of me?
- Clark: I'm not picking, I'm scratching.
- Gus: Scratching what? Your brain?
- Clark: Yeah, 'cause it's huge.” - From the movie: Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
- From the movie: The Ridiculous 6
“- Lil' Pete: Hey, friend. Need any help getting her out?
- Ramon: She's not really stuck, amigo. She's just a diversion.
- Lil' Pete: She's a virgin? I'm a virgin, too... unless you count cantaloupes.
- Ramon: I believe that, but she's a diversion to keep the banker busy so that my brother has time to rob the bank.
- Lil' Pete: You're robbing...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
- From the movie: Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
“- Kate: I just don't think it's natural. You're not supposed to go up there. To tell you the truth, I don't know how men do it either.
- Deuce Bigalow: You're not curious, just to try something new?
- Kate: I'm just not into it.
- Deuce Bigalow: So space exploration is definitely out for you?
- Kate: Definitely. I mean, more power to any woman...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Hot Chick
“- Jessica: Tell me is it beautiful?
- April: On the inside.” - From the movie: The Ridiculous 6
- From the movie: Judge Dredd
“- Fergie: I had no choice! They were killing each other in there!
- Judge Dredd: You could have gone out the window.
- Fergie: 40 floors? It would have been suicide!
- Judge Dredd: Maybe, but it's legal.” - From the movie: 50 First Dates
- From the movie: The Hot Chick
- From the movie: Surf Ninjas
Something happened, I don't know what it is, but now every time I say "What if" about something it comes true, and back there I said "What if the the house blows up?", and it blew up! Wow, I have this tremendous responsibility! What if I lose this power? Oh no, I just said "What if I lose this power?". Damn it, I had it, then I lost it!
- From the movie: The Hot Chick
“- Jake: Maybe this one will put out unlike that cold fish, Jessica.
- Jessica: You go to hell!
- Jessica: [defeated] Whoever left these showers on, go to hell.” - From the movie: The Waterboy
“You can do it! Cut his fucking head off!”
- From the movie: I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
“Now place the ring on his hand. A ring is like a circle, it goes on forever. It's not like a triangle, triangle have corners. It's like a circle.”
- From the movie: Big Daddy
“- Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath: I wipe my own ass.
- Delivery Guy: Me too.” - From the movie: Grown Ups
“- Roxanne Chase-Feder: And this must be your mother.
- Rob Hilliard: My wife.” - From the movie: 50 First Dates
“Sharks are like dogs, they only bite you if you touch their private parts.”
- From the movie: The Ridiculous 6
“- Ramon: My mother's Swedish.
- Tommy: I don't think so. I reckon she's Mexican.
- Ramon: Lying bitch.” - From the movie: Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
“- T.J. Hicks: See this ring? Topaz, my mother's birthstone. Know where I got the money for it?
- Deuce Bigalow: Where?
- T.J. Hicks: Man-whoring! See this keychain? Mini yo-yo. Know where I got the money for it?
- Deuce Bigalow: Man-whoring?
- T.J. Hicks: Stock market! But I got the money for the stock market from man-whoring.” - La trovi in Actors and Art
“I hate when the trailer gives away all the best stuff.”
“Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots.”
“Women always feel like they're being stared at and judged, and rightfully so.”
- From the movie: Down Periscope
- From the movie: The Hot Chick
“- Billy: Oh. I can't! I con't do it!
- Jessica: You always said you'd love me no matter what.
- Billy: Bu... I... you're a 30-year-old dude!
- Jessica: Just on the outside!”
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