Robert Downey Jr. movie quotes

“You know, it's moments like these when I realize how much of a superhero I am.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“There's been speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred on the freeway and the rooftop. I know that it's confusing. It is one thing to question the official story, and another thing entirely to make wild accusations, or insinuate that I'm a superhero. That would be outlandish and, uh, fantastic. I'm just not the hero type....” (continue)(continue reading)

Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“By now you may wonder how I wound up here. Or, maybe not. Maybe you wonder how silly putty picks shit up from comic books. The point is, I don't see another Goddamn narrator, so pipe down.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Harry Lockhart

“You died a failure because you never tried.”

Robert Downey Jr. - Thomas Reilly

“Give me a scotch. I'm starving.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“- Doc Morris: Wow, this isn't an act, is it? You really aren't a pleasant person.
- Hank Palmer: Right now? I'm a summer breeze. Once I subpoena you, get you on the stand and extract the truth from your ass like tree sap then you'll realize in that moment, correct, I'm not a pleasant person.”
Denis O'Hare - Doc Morris
Robert Downey Jr. - Hank Palmer

“- Dr. Kozak: Animals don't care they don't even understand what is going on.
- Dave Douglas: Don't tell me they don't understand. Animals understand. I know different.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Dr. Kozak
Tim Allen - Dave Douglas

“- Mary Morstan: It does seem a little far-fetched, though. Making all these grand assumptions based on such tiny details...
- Sherlock Holmes: Mm, that's not quite right, is it? In fact, the little details are by far the most important.”
Kelly Reilly - Mary Morstan
Robert Downey Jr. - Sherlock Holmes

“- Tony Stark: You ever been to Germany?
- Peter Parker: No.
- Tony Stark: Oh, you'll love it.
- Peter Parker: I can't go to Germany!
- Tony Stark: Why?
- Peter Parker: I got... homework.
- Tony Stark: Alright, I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark
Tom Holland - Peter Parker

“- Bruce Banner: Captain America is on threat watch?
- Natasha Romanoff: We all are!
- Tony Stark: [to Steve Rogers] You're on that list? Are you above or below angry bees?
- Steve Rogers: I swear, Stark, one more wisecrack out of you...
- Tony Stark: Verbal threat! Threatening! I'm being threatened!”
Mark Ruffalo - Bruce Banner
Scarlett Johansson - Natasha Romanoff
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark
Chris Evans - Steve Rogers

“- Mrs. Hudson: Oh, he's killed the dog. Again.
- Dr. Watson: [irritated] What have you done to Gladstone now?
- Sherlock Holmes: I was simply testing a new anesthetic. He doesn't mind.”
Geraldine James - Mrs. Hudson
Jude Law - Dr. Watson
Robert Downey Jr. - Sherlock Holmes

“- Gay Perry: How about you, Harry, did your father love you?
- Harry Lockhart: Ah, sometimes, like when I dressed up like a bottle. How about yours?
- Gay Perry: Well, he used to beat me in Morse code, so it's possible, but he never actually said the words.”
Val Kilmer - Gay Perry
Robert Downey Jr. - Harry Lockhart

“- Tony Stark: You're different.
- Peter Parker: Yeah, but I can't tell anybody that, so I'm not.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark
Tom Holland - Peter Parker

“- Joanne: I have friends in Boston, Tommy. Did you ever think about that? There are other people in this world. People who tell people. I mean, how embarrassing.
- Tommy: Desert looks pretty good.”
Cynthia Stevenson - Joanne
Robert Downey Jr. - Tommy

“- Happy Hogan: You know, I got a real job. What do you want? I'm working. I've got something going on, here.
- Tony Stark: What, harassing interns?
- Happy Hogan: Let me tell you something. Do you know what happened when I told everyone I was Iron Man's bodyguard? They would laugh in my face. I had to leave while I still had a shred of dignity....” (continue)(continue reading)
Jon Favreau - Happy Hogan
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“- Tony Stark: If I lift it, do I get to rule Asgard?
- Thor: Yes, of course.
- Tony Stark: I will be fair, but firmly cruel.
- Thor: No, I'm sure.”

Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark
Chris Hemsworth - Thor

“- Ultron: How do you hope to stop me?
- Tony Stark: Like the old man said, Together.”
James Spader - Ultron
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“Never theorize before you have data. Invariably, you end up twisting facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Sherlock Holmes

“Fear is our greatest enemy, and hope is our greatest weapon against the disease.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Merivel

“- Sherlock Holmes: There's only at one case that intrigues me at present. The curious case of Mrs. Hudson, the absentee landlady. I've been studying her comings and goings, they appear most... sinister.
- Mrs. Hudson: Tea, Mr. Holmes?
- Sherlock Holmes: Is it poisoned, Nanny?
- Mrs. Hudson: There's enough of that in you already.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Sherlock Holmes
Geraldine James - Mrs. Hudson

“- Gay Perry: Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.
- Harry Lockhart: Bad.
- Gay Perry: Excuse me?
- Harry Lockhart: Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows you to sleep...
- Gay Perry: What, fuckhead? Who taught you grammar? Badly's an adverb. Get out. Vanish.”
Val Kilmer - Gay Perry
Robert Downey Jr. - Harry Lockhart

“- Julian: I was wondering if I could stay at home tonight. I'd just really like to wake up and know where the hell I am for once, it'll be a nice change of pace for me.
- Benjamin Wells: I can't do that.
- Julian: I wouldn't ask, it's just my options are really kinda limited right now.
- Benjamin Wells: Julian, we've been through this a hundred...” (continue)(continue reading)

Robert Downey Jr. - Julian
Nicholas Pryor - Benjamin Wells

- Ethan Tremblay: My father always had a saying "When a day starts like this it's all uphill from here".
- Peter Highman: Uphill? No, it's all downhill from here.
- Ethan Tremblay: But nobody wants to be down, everybody wants to be up. It's all uphill from here.
- Peter Highman: But it's easier to go downhill. So your dad had no idea what the... (continue)(continue reading)
Zach Galifianakis - Ethan Tremblay
Robert Downey Jr. - Peter Highman

“- Tony Stark: I don't like it when you have plans.
- Pepper Potts: I'm allowed to have plans on my birthday.
- Tony Stark: It's your birthday?
- Pepper Potts: Yes.
- Tony Stark: I knew that. Already?
- Pepper Potts: Yeah, isn't that strange? It's the same day as last year.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark
Gwyneth Paltrow - Pepper Potts

“- Eddie Dodd: We gotta find some piece of evidence that's been buried, and open the sucker up again.
- Roger Baron: Christ, Eddie, if the guy's really guilty...
- Eddie Dodd: Hey, only Shu and God know if he's guilty, and neither one of 'em's talkin'.”
James Woods - Eddie Dodd
Robert Downey Jr. - Roger Baron