Robert Downey Jr. movie quotes

“- Charlie Chaplin: I'm auditioning for actresses who aren't actresses.
- Edna Purviance: Well, if you're on the lookout for untalented actresses who aren't actresses, then you couldn't do better than me. Worse than me.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Charles Spencer Chaplin
Penelope Ann Miller - Edna Purviance

“- Katharine: In Ireland a man with a horse, a cart and a book he knows how to read is the catch of the county.
- Robert Merivel: Well, perhaps when we have made fire of the cart and eaten the horse and wiped our asses with the book, you'll become better acquainted with what you have caught.”
Meg Ryan - Katharine
Robert Downey Jr. - Merivel

“- Billy: What the fuck are you doing here, man? Do you believe in this war?
- Gene: I used to believe in all these wars.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Billy
Mel Gibson - Gene

“- Faith Corvatch: There's something I have to tell you.
- Peter Wright: There's nothing you could tell me that would change the way I feel about you.
- Faith Corvatch: I'm engaged. We're due to be married, in 9 days.
- Peter Wright: Whoa, whoa! Except possibly that.”

Marisa Tomei - Faith Corvatch
Robert Downey Jr. - Peter Wright

“- George Hayden: That's bullshit, and you know it.
- Charlie Chaplin: But the truth is so boring, George!”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - George Hayden
Robert Downey Jr. - Charles Spencer Chaplin

“- Charlie Chaplin: Excuse me Miss, do you always eat alone?
- Edna Purviance: Only when I'm trying to make a new acquaintance.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Charles Spencer Chaplin
Penelope Ann Miller - Edna Purviance

- Celeste Talbert: There's so many people to thank. First of all, my fabulous supporting cast, who gives a new meaning to the word "support"...
- Ariel Maloney: Bitch!
- David Barnes: Hag!
- Montana Moorehead: I hate her so much!

Sally Field - Celeste Talbert
Teri Hatcher - Ariel Maloney
Robert Downey Jr. - David Barnes
Cathy Moriarty - Montana Moorehead

“- Wayne Gale: So tell me. How can you look at an ordinary person, an innocent guy with kids, and then shoot him to death? I mean, how can you bring yourself to do that?
- Mickey Knox: Innocent? Who's innocent, Wayne? Are you innocent?”
Robert Downey Jr. - Wayne Gale
Woody Harrelson - Mickey Knox

“I have done the one thing forbidden by the king. I have fallen in love with my wife.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Merivel

“- Russell Terziak: I'm just letting the guys have the day off, you know, so they can visit their families, since I'm all alone this year.
- Tommy: This is the saddest sack in the universe.”

David Strathairn - Russell Terziak
Robert Downey Jr. - Tommy

“I wish they'd asked me for my money.”

Robert Downey Jr. - Charles Spencer Chaplin