Robert Downey Jr. movie quotes

“- Alpa Chino - Hot LZ: Yeah... but those dudes was trained soldiers.
- Kirk Lazarus: [cocks unloaded pistol] Yeah! And we trained actors, mothafucka! Time to man up. And I ain't gonna sugarcoat. Some of us might not even make it back.
- Jeff Portnoy - Hot LZ: What do you mean? Like, not on the same flight?”
Brandon T. Jackson - Alpa Chino - Hot LZ
Robert Downey Jr. - Kirk Lazarus
Jack Black - Jeff Portnoy - Hot LZ

“Nothing quite like it. The feeling of film.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Charles Spencer Chaplin

“My bond is with the people, and I will serve this great nation at the pleasure of myself. If there's one thing I've proven it's that you can count on me to pleasure myself.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“- Pete Graham: I'm trying to help you. Why don't you trust me?
- Miranda Grey: Because you can't trust somebody when they think you're crazy.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Pete Graham
Halle Berry - Miranda Grey

“- Tony Stark: I guarantee you the day weapons are no longer needed to keep the peace, I'll start making bricks and beams for baby hospitals.
- Christine Everheart: Rehearse that much?
- Tony Stark: Every night in front of the mirror before bedtime.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark
Leslie Bibb - Christine Everhart

“- Dr. John Watson: It's happening. Whether you like it or not, 8:30, the Royale. Wear a jacket!
- Sherlock Holmes: You wear a jacket.”
Jude Law - Dr. Watson
Robert Downey Jr. - Sherlock Holmes

“As perfect as things can be in this valley of tears.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Vivian Thompson

“- Tommy: She flashed me Claud, she flashed me.
- Claudia: Welcome home!”

Robert Downey Jr. - Tommy
Holly Hunter - Claudia

“They say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“- Betsy Faye Sharon: She came in yesterday. I don't know who the hell she is. Her name is Naven, Maven, Slaven... Claven... there's no agent.
- David Barnes: Find her.
- Betsy Faye Sharon: Well, what if she can't act?
- Burton White: That never stopped us before!”
Carrie Fisher - Betsy Faye Sharon
Robert Downey Jr. - David Barnes

“- Alpa Chino - Hot LZ: And why am I in this movie? Maybe it's because I just knew I had to represent, because they had one good part in here for a black man and they gave it to Crocodile Dundee!
- Kirk Lazarus: Pump your brakes, kid. That man's a national treasure.”
Brandon T. Jackson - Alpa Chino - Hot LZ
Robert Downey Jr. - Kirk Lazarus

“- Wayne Gale: What about your father? How did he die? You were only ten years old and there's a lot of speculation.
- Mickey Knox: I didn't kill my father and I don't want to talk about it!”
Robert Downey Jr. - Wayne Gale
Woody Harrelson - Mickey Knox

“- Roger Baron: I can't believe we're going to see a bunch of Nazis... at night!
- Eddie Dodd: There's no one else to talk to! The tattoos are phony!
- Roger Baron: So?
- Eddie Dodd: So, no upstanding member of the Aryan Army would paint them on. They take those teardrops very seriously. They're badges of honor, of courage! Only their most...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robert Downey Jr. - Roger Baron
James Woods - Eddie Dodd

- Kirk Lazarus: It's simple as pie man: you plant your feet on the ground, you look her square in the eyes you say "Hey! baby, you and me's goin' on a date, that's the end of the story". What's her name?
- Alpa Chino - Hot LZ: ... Lance.
- Kirk Lazarus: You say 'Listen here, Lance'... Lance? What the fuck did I just hear? Lance?
Robert Downey Jr. - Kirk Lazarus
Brandon T. Jackson - Alpa Chino - Hot LZ

“I never got to say goodbye to my father. There's questions I would've asked him. I would've asked him how he felt about what his company did, if he was conflicted, if he ever had doubts. Or maybe he was every inch of man we remember from the newsreels.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“What's better, winning all that money or not caring about it?”

Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“- Alex Finch: I just want to say congratulations. You and Philip make a great pair.
- Corinne Jeffries: Thanks Alex. You know. You're the first boyfriend of Miranda's I ever really liked.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Alex Finch
Cybill Lynne Shepherd - Corinne Jeffries

“- Julian: Still pissed?
- Clay: No.
- Julian: Liar!”
Robert Downey Jr. - Julian
Andrew McCarthy - Clay

“This is every shade of wrong.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Harry Lockhart

“- Douglas Fairbanks: Charles, you're a foreigner; you're still an outsider. You've never understood this country.
- Charlie Chaplin: It's a good country underneath, Doug.
- Douglas Fairbanks: No, it's a good country on top. Underneath, that's what starts showing when we're scared.”
Kevin Kline - Douglas Fairbanks
Robert Downey Jr. - Charles Spencer Chaplin

- Gay Perry: Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
- Harry Lockhart: A picture of me?
- Gay Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!
Val Kilmer - Gay Perry
Robert Downey Jr. - Harry Lockhart

“Don't worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I'm not going to end this 17 times.”

Robert Downey Jr. - Harry Lockhart

“- Benjamin Wells: You can't stay here. Live your life anyway you want, but not here.
- Julian: Just give me a second. You're the father, and I'm the son. I'm your son. I'm sleepy.”

Nicholas Pryor - Benjamin Wells
Robert Downey Jr. - Julian

“- Scott: I've already decided if nothing happens by the time I am 20, I'm gonna cut it off.
- Ralph Carr: How you going to pee there Scott?
- Scott: Sittin' down.”

Kiefer Sutherland - Scott
Robert Downey Jr. - Ralph Carr

“You kind of look like a combo Liberace meets Prince's mom. But it's groovy!”
Robert Downey Jr. - Leo Wiggins