Ryan Reynolds movie quotes

“- Andrew Paxton: I'm not rich. My parents are rich.
- Margaret Tate: Which is the kind of thing that only a rich person would say.”
Ryan Reynolds - Andrew Paxton
Sandra Bullock - Margaret Tate

“Jamie doesn't date nice guys. She puts them in the friendzone and tortures the shit out of them.”
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“- Deadpool: I've been traveling to exotic places, Baghdad, Mogadishu, Jacksonville, meeting new and exciting people.
- Weasel: And killing them, I know, I saw your Instagram.”
Ryan Reynolds - Deadpool
T.J. Miller - Weasel

“You could imagine my disappointment when it suddenly dawned on me that the woman I love is about to be kicked out of the country. So Margaret, marry me, because I'd like to date you.”

Ryan Reynolds - Andrew Paxton

“Now, I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late '90s.”
Ryan Reynolds - Deadpool

“I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having it. They made three of those movies, at some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent.”
Ryan Reynolds - Wade

“You know why? I don't care about winning.”
Ryan Reynolds - Curtis

“- Weasel: Have you decided what you're gonna say to her?
- Wade: [to self] Fuck me!
- Weasel: Uh, maybe not start with that.”
T.J. Miller - Weasel
Ryan Reynolds - Wade

“- Randol Schoenberg: It's hard to believe Hitler once applied to be an art student here.
- Maria Altmann: I wish they'd have accepted him.”
Ryan Reynolds - Randol Schoenberg
Helen Mirren - Maria Altmann

“- Curtis: Next time you quit when I say it's time.
- Gerry: Some guys are born to lose.”
Ryan Reynolds - Curtis
Ben Mendelsohn - Gerry

“- Deadpool: Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the the whole world taste like Daffodil Daydream. So you gotta hold onto love... tight! And never let go. Don't make the same mistakes I did. Got it?
- Dopinder: Yeah.
- Deadpool: Or the whole world tastes like Mama June after hot yoga.
- Dopinder: Sir, what does Miss Mama June taste...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ryan Reynolds - Deadpool
Karan Soni - Dopinder

“I didn't ask to be super, and I'm no hero. But when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a fucking superhero.”
Ryan Reynolds - Deadpool

- Mike Hanson: How did you figure it out?
- Bar Patron: After a string of girlfriends, a couple ex-wives, and a Great Dane or two. I started thinking, "Hey, maybe it's me".
Ryan Reynolds - Mike Hanson
Louis E. Rosas - Bar Patron

“- Donald Carruthers: Do you know what? Urine is good for your skin? My grandmother... I swear to god, my grandmother told me. She said... She didn't, 'cause when I used to get a zit or something, she said...
- Richard Messner: She pissed on your face?
- Donald Carruthers: Get the fuck out of here!”
Ray Liotta - Donald Carruthers
Ryan Reynolds - Richard Messner

“- Margaret Tate: I am not getting in that boat!
- Andrew Paxton: Fine, see you in three days.
- Margaret Tate: You know I can't swim!
- Andrew Paxton: Hence... the boat.”
Sandra Bullock - Margaret Tate
Ryan Reynolds - Andrew Paxton

“- Richard Messner: How bad?
- Donald Carruthers: Mortal.
- Richard Messner: What?
- Donald Carruthers: Mortal.
- Richard Messner: No. Fuck!”

Ryan Reynolds - Richard Messner
Ray Liotta - Donald Carruthers

“- Professor Albright: I gave you what you wanted.
- Young Damian: You took a man's life. No! I did!”
Matthew Goode - Albright
Ryan Reynolds - Young Damian

“- Margaret Tate: I have never farted in front of him. Nor will I ever fart in front of him.
- Andrew Paxton: She farts in her sleep.”
Sandra Bullock - Margaret Tate
Ryan Reynolds - Andrew Paxton

“- Maria Altmann: A week ago you weren't even interested and now you're all over me like a rash. What happened?
- Randol Schoenberg: Well, against my better judgment, I think I like you.”
Helen Mirren - Maria Altmann
Ryan Reynolds - Randol Schoenberg

“- Samantha James: God, I wanna lick your skin off!
- Chris Brander: I'd prefer you didn't.”
Anna Faris - Samantha James
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“When you have expectations, you are setting yourself up for disappointment.”
Ryan Reynolds

“If you wanna work here, in this restaurant, I really think that you need to ask yourself one simple question. How do you feel about frontal male nudity?”
Ryan Reynolds - Monty

“- Andrew Paxton: I like Pringles.
- Margaret Tate: Okay.
- Andrew Paxton: They're delicious. All Hostess products. Coke, never Pepsi, and beef jerky.
- Margaret Tate: What, are you, like, 13?”
Ryan Reynolds - Andrew Paxton
Sandra Bullock - Margaret Tate

“- Andrew Paxton: We'll tell my family about our engagement when I want and how I want. Now, ask me nicely.
- Margaret Tate: Ask you nicely what?
- Andrew Paxton: Ask me nicely to marry you, Margaret.
- Margaret Tate: What does that mean?
- Andrew Paxton: You heard me. On your knee.”
Ryan Reynolds - Andrew Paxton
Sandra Bullock - Margaret Tate

“In the movies, Dracula wears a cape, and some old English guy always manages to save the day at the last minute with crosses and holy water. But everybody knows the movies are full of shit.”
Ryan Reynolds - Hannibal King