Ryan Reynolds movie quotes

“- Margaret Tate: Was that your family?
- Andrew Paxton: Yes.
- Margaret Tate: Tell you to quit.
- Andrew Paxton: Every single day.”

Sandra Bullock - Margaret Tate
Ryan Reynolds - Andrew Paxton

“I can tell you two things. One, your hairdo is ridiculous. Two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted. Silent but deadly.”

Ryan Reynolds - Hannibal King

“- Margaret Tate: What am I allergic to?
- Andrew Paxton: Pine nuts, and the full spectrum of human emotions.”
Sandra Bullock - Margaret Tate
Ryan Reynolds - Andrew Paxton

“She wants a sensitive guy... more like the old me. Well, if she wants Mr. Rogers, then I'm going to show her the biggest pussy she's ever seen.”
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“I picked Danica up in a bar, and spent the next five years playing hide-and-go-suck as her little vampire cabana boy. Eventually, Abigail found me, Sommerfield managed to treat me with a cure, and now I kill them. And that's basically turning a frown upside down.”
Ryan Reynolds - Hannibal King

“You know the kind of woman that just screams trouble? You see her, and every warning bell in your brain starts going off, but you still manage to ask for her number? Well, that's all I ever hook up with.”
Ryan Reynolds - Hannibal King

“When the body suffers... the spirit flowers.”
Ryan Reynolds - George Lutz

“All I ever wanted was to travel off in exotic places and meet new exciting people and then kill them, so I became a mercenary.”
Ryan Reynolds - Wade Wilson

“Houses don't kill people. People kill people.”
Ryan Reynolds - George Lutz

“When a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.”
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“Blade was still out there somewhere, doing what he did best. He was a weapon. His life was a war. And everybody knows the war never ends.”
Ryan Reynolds - Hannibal King

“- Monty: Everyone knows that I'm orally fixated and you can't deny that I played your vagina like a violin!
- Serena: As if that somehow negates the fact that once we moved past foreplay you turned into the little engine that couldn't hold it's load?”
Ryan Reynolds - Monty
Anna Faris - Serena

“Always a best man, never a man.”
Ryan Reynolds - Mike Hanson

“- Carol Brander:You have her picture on her wall?
- Chris Brander: Yeah. I slapped the ham to it like an hour ago!
- Carol Brander: What ham did you slap? Not the one I just bought?”
Julie Hagerty - Carol Brander
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“Well, Alzheimer's can't be all bad. You get to meet new people every day.”
Ryan Reynolds - Monty

“It's like the Michael Bolton starter kit.”
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“A blind man could smell your love.”
Ryan Reynolds - Mike Hanson