Seth Green movie quotes

“There are two kinds of people in this world: Michael Jackson fans and losers.”
Seth Green

- Chuckie Miller: You nuked my brother.
- Cindy Mancini: What?
- Chuckie Miller: You took him from "geek" status to "king" status to no status.
- Cindy Mancini: Chuckie Miller, right? He resorted to sending his messenger boy?
- Chuckie Miller: Boy? I see no boy here.
- [Cindy puts powder on his face]
- Chuckie Miller: You think you shut me up?
-... (continue)(continue reading)
Seth Green - Chuckie Miller
Amanda Peterson - Cindy Mancini

“Cards with the tards. Who could beat a night of cards, chips, dips and dorks?”

Seth Green - Chuckie Miller

- Mitchell Goosen: Popeye, now there was a great man. Do you know why?
- Wiley: He never joined the Hairclub For Men?
- Mitchell Goosen: Wrong. Because his motto was: “I am what I am”. Do you think Popeye ever worried about what he wore just so he could get Olive Oil in the sack? I should say not, Dude. And do you know why?
- Wiley: He was... (continue)(continue reading)
Shane McDermott - Mitchell Goosen
Seth Green - Wiley

“- Ronald Miller: I'm going to a party. John Richmond's, with Cindy Mancini.
- Chuckie Miller: Cindy Mancini? Senior, captain of the cheerleaders, most beautiful girl in the history of this county?
- Ronald Miller: That's her. Well, I'm late, gotta bolt.
- Chuckie Miller: Bolt? Something stinks in suburbia.”
Patrick Dempsey - Ronald Miller
Seth Green - Chuckie Miller

“- Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: So, you got your reward and you're leaving? Is that it?
- Peter Griffin as Han Solo: Well, when you say it that way, I sound like a douche. But yeah, that's what I'm doing.”
Seth Green - Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker
Seth MacFarlane - Peter Griffin as Han Solo

“- Keoki: What's that?
- Michael Alig: It's a kitty! Aw, it's our lovechild. We'll call him Skrinkle.
- James St. James: [voice over] As you dry your eyes, let me just say this about that. Skrinkle was just the beginning. Skrinkle begat Skroddle and Skrinkle and Skroddle were the Lego blocks of a strange new world he was building for us all. You...” (continue)(continue reading)
Wilmer Valderrama - Keoki
Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig
Seth Green - James St. James

“- Michael Alig: You're the Yoda to my Luke.
- James St. James: Excuse me. You're the Paula Abdul to my Janet Jackson.
- Michael Alig: That's good, right?”
Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig
Seth Green - James St. James

“- Tyler: Got a match or something?
- Panic: Yeah. Hold on.
- Tyler: My grandfather told me this. They're too tough to squash.”

Seth Green - Tyler Burns
Alfonso Ribeiro - Darrel 'Panic' Lumley

“- Lyle: I'm getting a NAD T770 digital decoder with 70-watt amps and Burr-Brown DACs.
- Left Ear: [confused] Yeah...
- Lyle: It's a big stereo. Speakers so loud, they blow women's clothes off!
- Handsome Rob: Now you're talking!”
Seth Green - Lyle
Jason Statham - Left Ear
Jason Statham - Handsome Rob

“- Scott Evil: I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me.
- Therapist: He doesn't really want to kill you. Sometimes we just say that.
- Dr. Evil: No actually the boy is quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully.”
Seth Green - Scott Evil
Carrie Fisher - Therapist
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

“There is something wrong with my friend, I think he smoked some nutmeg or something.”

Seth Green - Mick

- Scott: If you've got a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he's sitting on the crapper or something?
- Dr. Evil: How about... "no", Scott? Okay?
Seth Green - Scott Evil
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

“I'm not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to glamour.”
Seth Green - James St. James

“- Dan Mott: Where are we?
- Jerry Conlaine: Corner of Bumfuck and You Got a Purty Mouth.”
Seth Green - Dan Mott
Matthew Lillard - Jerry Conlaine

“It looks dead. It smells dead. Yet it's moving around. That's interesting.”
Seth Green - Oz

“How can I be your best friend when I don't even like you?”

Seth Green - James St. James

“It's really a shame you can’t publish a sentence. I'm convinced it would be a best seller.”
Seth Green - James St. James

“- Pnub: What a waste.
- Mick: I thought you didn't like Curtis.
- Pnub: I'm talkin' about that ass!
- Mick: Well, at least he died happy.”

Elden Henson - Pnub
Seth Green - Mick

“- Jerry Conlaine: Come on, Dan. It's like when we'd jump off the railroad bridge into the river when we were kids. That was higher than this.
- Dan Mott: But I never did jump in the river! You guys always pushed me when I wasn't looking!”
Matthew Lillard - Jerry Conlaine
Seth Green - Dan Mott

“I'm gonna go call 911. What's the number?”
Seth Green - Mick

“I don't believe in e-mail. I rarely use a cell phone and I don't have a fax.”
Seth Green

“As people get older and fall out of the spotlight, people's memory of them changes.”
Seth Green

“- Lois Griffin as Princess Leia: Aren't you a little fat to be a stormtrooper?
- Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: Well, stay here and rot, you stuck-up bitch!”

Alex Borstein - Lois Griffin as Princess Leia
Seth Green - Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker

“- Dr. Evil: As you know, every diabolical scheme I've hatched has been thwarted by Austin Powers. And why is that, ladies and gentlemen?
- Scott: Because you never kill him when you get the chance, and you're a big dope?”
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil
Seth Green - Scott Evil