Seth Rogen quotes
- From the movie: Steve Jobs
“- Steve Wozniak: You can't write code... you're not an engineer... you're not a designer... you can't put a hammer to a nail. I built the circuit board. The graphical interface was stolen from Xerox Parc. Jef Raskin was the leader of the Mac team before you threw him off his own project! Someone else designed the box! So how come ten times in a...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Pineapple Express
“- Red: That's what I am. I'm just a hermit crab changin' shells.
- Dale Denton: Except if you're a dick your whole life, your next shell will be made of shit, okay? If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back...” (continue)(continue reading) - La trovi in Actors and Politics
“I mean, where I come from, 'communism' is not a terrible word.”
- From the movie: Pineapple Express
- Saul Silver: This is like if that "Blue Oyster" shit met that "Afghan Kush" I had and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy "Northern Light" stuff I had and the "Super Red Espresso Snowflake" met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked... this would the shit that they birthed.
- Dale Denton: [smells the... (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Pineapple Express
“- Angie Anderson: I lost my virginity when I was fourteen, okay? How many women have you even slept with?
- Dale Denton: Like two and a half.
- Angie Anderson: Two and a half? What is a half, your hand? That doesn't count!” - From the movie: Knocked Up
- From the movie: Knocked Up
“You know, the best thing for a hangover is weed. It is, like, the best medicine. 'Cause it fixes everything. ”
- From the movie: Knocked Up
- From the movie: Long Shot
“I once 69:ed Fidel Castro. You think his beard is hairy.”
- From the movie: Long Shot
“- Fred Flarsky: I got fucked, man.
- Lance: Yeah, you got fucked like a stepmom on Pornhub.” - From the movie: Long Shot
- From the movie: Long Shot
“- Fred Flarsky: We did almost just die, though, right?
- Charlotte Field: We totally almost just died.
- Fred Flarsky: Good, so I didn't just overreact.
- Charlotte Field: Oh, you totally overreacted.” - From the movie: Long Shot
“I'm a racist, you're a Republican, I don't know what the fuck's going on.”
- From the movie: Pineapple Express
“- Saul Silver: What's up with the suit?
- Dale Denton: Oh, I'm a process server, so I have to wear a suit.
- Saul Silver: Wow, you're a servant? Like a butler? A chauffeur?
- Dale Denton: No, no. What? No, I'm not like...
- Saul Silver: Shine shoes?
- Dale Denton: I'm a process server!” - From the movie: Knocked Up
- From the movie: Pineapple Express
“- Red: I'm like the nerd at the sleepover who fell asleep at nine.
- Dale Denton: It's okay. We won't put our dicks in your mouth.” - From the movie: The Interview
“- Dave Skylark: This whole time I thought you were Samwise to my Frodo. But you're just... Boromir!
- Aaron Rapaport: I don't know who the fuck that is!
- Dave Skylark: 'I don't know who Boromir is', that's such a Boromir thing to say!” - From the movie: Fanboys
- Windows: So, we're all hunky-dory? We're all copacetic?
- Roach: Well, if the word "copacetic" means I'm gonna rip off your tongue and lick your ass with it, then yeah, we're copacetic. - From the movie: The Interview
“- Dave Skylark: Kim must die, it's the American way.
- Sook: How many times can the U.S. make the same mistake?
- Aaron Rapaport: As many times as it takes!” - From the movie: Steve Jobs
“We will know soon enough if you are Leonardo da Vinci or just think you are.”
- From the movie: Pineapple Express
“- Saul Silver: How about in the park, when I said you were my friend... you didn't say anything back.
- Dale Denton: Well, that's easy. It's because we're not friends. You are my drug dealer. The only reason I know you is because I like the drugs you sell. If you didn't sell drugs, I would have no idea who you are, and I wouldn't be here right now.” - From the movie: Superbad
“- Fogell: What's it like to have a gun?
- Officer Michaels: It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone.” - From the movie: Pineapple Express
“- Red: I don't know what's up with you, but I don't know if I like you.
- Dale Denton: Well, I don't know if I like you either, man.
- Red: Well, that's your loss 'cause I'm a great friend.” - From the movie: The Interview
“- Agent Lacey: The CIA would love it if you two could... take him out.
- Dave Skylark: Take him out?
- Aaron Rapaport: For drinks?
- Agent Lacey: No, no, no. Take him out.
- Aaron Rapaport: You want us to assassinate the leader of North Korea.
- Agent Lacey: Yes.
- Dave Skylark: Whaaaaaaaat?” - From the movie: Steve Jobs
“- Steve Wozniak: I'm standing by you because that perfect cube - that does nothing - is about to be the single biggest failure in the history of personal computing.
- Steve Jobs: Tell me something else I don't know.”
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