Simon Pegg movie quotes

“- Scotty: I told him that I could not only beam a grapefruit from one planet to the adjacent planet in the same system, which is easy, by the way, I could do it with a life form. So, I tested it out on Admiral Archer's prized beagle.
- James T. Kirk: Wait, I know that dog. What happened to it?
- Scotty: I'll tell you when it reappears. Ahem. I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Simon Pegg - Scotty
Chris Pine - James T. Kirk

“- PC Danny Butterman: What's it like being stabbed?
- Nicholas Angel: It was the single most painful experience of my life.
- PC Danny Butterman: What's the second most painful?”
Nick Frost - PC Danny Butterman
Simon Pegg - Nicholas Angel

“We have nothing if not belief.”
Simon Pegg - Reepicheep

“You know, extraordinary things happen to extraordinary people.”
Simon Pegg - Reepicheep

“- Neil Clarke: Dennis, become a rational thinking creature!
- Dennis: Look, I just can't concentrate on anything till I've had one of those biscuits! I know it's crazy, but that's how it is. I guess I'm kinda hooked on them. So please, give me just one biscuit, and I'll be able to think about something else!
- Neil Clarke: That makes sense [goes...” (continue)(continue reading)

Simon Pegg - Neil
Mojo - Dennis the Dog

“You know, I don't think I've got it in me to shoot my flatmate, my mum, and my girlfriend all in the same night.”
Simon Pegg - Shaun

“- Nicholas Angel: Danny, this is murder.
- PC Danny Butterman: It's not murder, it's ketchup.”

Simon Pegg - Nicholas Angel
Nick Frost - PC Danny Butterman

“- Shira: Wait, this half a snack is a dinosaur whisperer?
- Buck: And expert Salsa dancer.”

Jennifer Lopez - Shira
Simon Pegg - Buck

“- PC Danny Butterman: Where's the trolley boy?
- Nicholas Angel: In the freezer.
- PC Danny Butterman: Did you say cool off?
- Nicholas Angel: No I didn't say anything.”
Nick Frost - PC Danny Butterman
Simon Pegg - Nicholas Angel

“- Buck: I have one eye, but all my original teeth. Would you like to count them?
- Shira: No thank you.”
Simon Pegg - Buck
Jennifer Lopez - Shira

“- Ethan Hunt: I can't protect you, that's why I need you to leave.
- Benji Dunn: That's not your decision to make, Ethan! I am a field agent, I know the risks! More than that, I am your friend, no matter what I tell the polygraph every week!”
Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt
Simon Pegg - Benji Dunn

“- Benji Dunn: Where is the disc?
- Ethan Hunt: You're looking at it. I am the disc.”

Simon Pegg - Benji Dunn
Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt

“- Scotty: [to Spock Prime] Are you from the future?
- James T. Kirk: Yeah, he is. I'm not.
- Scotty: Well, that's brilliant. Do they still have sandwiches there?”
Simon Pegg - Scotty
Chris Pine - James T. Kirk

“Are your sure your fine to drive? I mean, a minute ago you were dead!”
Simon Pegg - Benji Dunn

“- Charlie: I put him in the septic tank.
- Gus: Who?
- Charlie: The corpse.
- Gus: What corpse?
- Charlie: The reverend's corpse.
- Gus: He wasn't a corpse when I left him, Charlie.”
David Schwimmer - Charlie
Simon Pegg - Gus

“- PC Danny Butterman: What do you think?
- Nicholas Angel: Well, I wouldn't argue that it wasn't a no-holds-barred, adrenaline-fueled thrill ride. But there is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.”

Nick Frost - PC Danny Butterman
Simon Pegg - Nicholas Angel

“- Nicholas Angel: What's the situation?
- DS Andy Wainwright: Two blokes and a fuck-load of cutlery!”
Simon Pegg - Nicholas Angel
Paddy Considine - DS Andy Wainwright

“- Ethan Hunt: So the key to crushing Lane is sitting in a computer, just waiting for someone to take it.
- Benji Dunn: So, why hasn't Lane just sent someone to steal it?
- Ilsa Faust: Oh, he has. He sent me. And I can tell you... it's impossible.”
Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt
Simon Pegg - Benji Dunn
Rebecca Ferguson - Ilsa Faust

“- Nicholas Angel: Did you find anything?
- DS Andy Wainwright: Yeah, I looked at my watch, and I found out that it's way past time to stop working and that I should be at the pub.”
Simon Pegg - Nicholas Angel
Paddy Considine - DS Andy Wainwright

“- Neil Clarke: [feeds Dennis] God, it must be terrible being a dog! I never knew you had so many cravings!
- Dennis: It's no worse than you and that bitch!
- Neil Clarke: What bitch?
- Dennis: The bitch you were shagging last night!
- Neil Clarke: Oh my god, she's not a bitch, she's a lovely human female!”
Simon Pegg - Neil
Mojo - Dennis the Dog

“- Fenella: You are not blind.
- Neil: I prefer the term 'optically challenged'.”
Joanna Lumley - Fenella
Simon Pegg - Neil

“- Ethan Hunt: Benji, open the door!
- Benji Dunn: Ethan? How did you get in the plane?
- Ethan Hunt: I'm not in the plane, I'm on the plane! Open the door!”

Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt
Simon Pegg - Benji Dunn

There is no “I” in team, but there is an “I” in pie. And there's an “I” in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team.
Simon Pegg - Shaun

“Do you have any idea how ridiculous it is to hide a starship on the bottom of the ocean?”
Simon Pegg - Scotty

“- Benji Dunn: Let me guess. Presumed dead?
- Ethan Hunt: Well tonight, I just made it official.”
Simon Pegg - Benji Dunn
Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt