Steve Buscemi movie quotes

“- Katya: Do you know what makes a man attractive? A scar.
- Pierre Peders: Why?
- Katya: Because... most women have one too.”
Sienna Miller - Katya
Steve Buscemi - Pierre Peders

“I don't know what I'm doing. I just... I just feel like... I don't know what I feel. I don't. I don't feel anything. Except lost.”
Steve Buscemi - Tommy

“Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.”

Steve Buscemi - Mr. Pink

“- Jerry Lundegaard: I'm in a bit of trouble...
- Carl Showalter: What kind of trouble are you in, Jerry?
- Jerry Lundegaard: Well, that's, that's... I'm not gonna go into, into... see, I just need money.”
William H. Macy - Jerry Lundegaard
Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter

“- Nick: There needs to be more tension when you see him.
- Nicole Springer: I thought I wasn't supposed to see him.
- Nick: Well, maybe you see him a little.”

Steve Buscemi - Nick Reve
Catherine Keener - Nicole Springer

“You stay away from me, man! Hey, smoke a fuckin' peace pipe!”

Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter

“I wasn't talking to you, Deeds. I was talking to that squirrel over there.
[points at a goat]”
Steve Buscemi - Crazy Eyes

“- Paul, the Fussy Guy - Record Collector: It has a enlarged centre hole and a hair-crack.
- Seymour: But the crack is so tight it's completely inaudible.
- Paul, the Fussy Guy - Record Collector: But a tight hair-crack is just that - a crack. I don't collect cracked records. I only pay premium on mint records. Seymour, you know that. Please.
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Paul Keith - Paul, the Fussy Guy - Record Collector
Steve Buscemi - Seymour
Thora Birch - Enid

“- Katya: Why do you think it is that men like fishnet stockings so much?
- Pierre Peders: They look good on women.
- Katya: Fishnet stockings are a net, and the woman is imprisoned in this net like a fish. Do you get it?”
Sienna Miller - Katya
Steve Buscemi - Pierre Peders

“I don't know who did what! I don't know who's got the loot. I don't know if anybody's got the loot. I don't know who's dead, who's alive, who's caught, who's not.”
Steve Buscemi - Mr. Pink

“- Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene: One girl... I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat.
- Cameron Poe: It's my daughter's birthday today. So please feel free not to share everything with me.”
Steve Buscemi - Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
Nicolas Cage - Cameron Poe

- Ed Bloom - Young: "The grass so green Skies so blue. Spectre is really great!". It's only three lines long.
- Norther Winslow: This is why you should never show a work in progress.

Ewan McGregor - Ed Bloom - Young
Steve Buscemi - Norther Winslow

“- Cabbie: What's so fuckin' funny?
- Bellingham: Oh, I was just thinking of this guy I know. Couldn't distinguish a third dynasty sacred scroll from a piece of post-Alexandrian pictogram porn.”
Paul Greeno - Cabbie
Steve Buscemi - Bellingham

- Chad: What did you call me?
- Nick: You heard me. I called you a "Hostess Twinkie motherfucker", motherfucker!
James Le Gros - Chad Palomino
Steve Buscemi - Nick Reve

“- Nicole Springer: I feel like such an asshole.
- Nick: You're just saying that because you have Preparation-H on your face.”
Catherine Keener - Nicole Springer
Steve Buscemi - Nick Reve

“- El Mariachi: Suddenly you're my big brother.
- Buscemi: Well I do feel some responsibility for you, yeah.”
Antonio Banderas - El Mariachi
Steve Buscemi - Buscemi

“- Longfellow Deeds: How you doin', pal? I got your pizza for you, just the way you like it.
- Crazy Eyes: Oh, yes. French Fries and Oreos, you know me all too well, Deeds.”
Adam Sandler - Longfellow Deeds
Steve Buscemi - Crazy Eyes

“What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years... at the end of which they tell you to piss off? Ending up in some retirement village... hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time. Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?”
Steve Buscemi - Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene

“I am about to revolutionize the scaring industry, and when I do, even the great James P. Sullivan will be working of me. First I need to know where the kid is, and you're gonna tell me.”

Steve Buscemi - Randall

“Hey, guys, remember, we're, we're heroes now. So that incident with me and the gun on the asteroid... Let's keep that under wraps, all right?”
Steve Buscemi - Steve Buscemi

“- Buscemi: Just try and keep it from turning into a fucking bloodbath, all right? Not like last time.
- El Mariachi: That one wasn't my fault.
- Buscemi: Well, of course not.
- El Mariachi: No, they started it.”
Steve Buscemi - Buscemi
Antonio Banderas - El Mariachi

“Roses are red. Violets are blue. I love Spectre.”
Steve Buscemi - Norther Winslow

“- Mr. White: Relax. Have a cigarette.
- Mr. Pink: I quit.
- Mr. White: Alright.
- Mr. Pink: Why, you got one?”
Harvey Keitel - Mr. White
Steve Buscemi - Mr. Pink

“Everybody's fucked up, but nobody wants anybody else to think they are. But everybody knows they are anyway.”
Steve Buscemi - Tommy

“- Seymour: So, was that your boyfriend?
- Enid: Josh? He's nobody's boyfriend. He's just this guy that Becky and I like to torture.”
Steve Buscemi - Seymour
Thora Birch - Enid