Steve Buscemi movie quotes

“- Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?
- Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.”
Steve Buscemi - Theodore Donald 'Donny' Kerabatsos
John Goodman - Walter Sobchak

“You are so messin' with national security right now, man! You are fired tomorrow morning, I'm tellin' ya! I'll get the CIA and the FBI, you'll be workin' security at Toys R' Us!”

Steve Buscemi - Rockhound

“He's a font of misplaced rage. Name your cliché; mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he's so angry moments of levity actually cause him pain; gives him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts.”

Steve Buscemi - Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene

“- Harry: When you drove away from here last week your car stalled out down the block, it took you 25 minutes to get it started.
- Tommy: I know, it's a piece of shit. But I've got it running pretty good now.
- Harry: So how come you're on foot?
- Tommy: Just felt like walking.”

Joe Lisi - Harry
Steve Buscemi - Tommy

“- Grace Stamper: First time I got my period, Rock had to take me into Tai-Pei for Tampax. And then he had to show me how to use them, Harry.
- Rockhound: Ho-ho. I ju- No I-I told her how to use it. I didn't show her, Harry.”

Liv Tyler - Grace Stamper
Steve Buscemi - Rockhound

“- Chick: I never told anybody this before, but I hate flyin'. So it would be an awful shame to die now.
- Rockhound: That's easy for you to say. I owe 100 grand to a fat-ass loan shark which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds.
- Chick: Boy, that's bad.”
Steve Buscemi - Rockhound
Will Patton - Chick

“I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I...” (continue)(continue reading)

Steve Buscemi - Mr. Pink

“- Tommy: If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can go home with me.
- Crystal: What kind of deal is that, huh? I don't know, it doesn't make sense to me.
- Tommy: It's a good deal. It's a good deal for me!”
Steve Buscemi - Tommy
Debi Mazar - Crystal