Steve Buscemi movie quotes

“- Airport Lot Attendant: There's a minimum charge of four dollars. Long-term parking charges by the day.
- Carl Showalter: I guess you think you're... you know, like an authority figure, with that stupid fuckin' uniform. King clip-on-tie there, big fuckin' man. You know these are the limits of your life, man! The rule of your little fuckin' gate...” (continue)(continue reading)
Peter Schmitz - Airport Lot Attendant
Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter

“- Neil: How could they survive a trip across space on a chunk of rock?
- Doctor Aki Ross: They didn't.
- Neil: Oh... this is all beginning to make a creepy sort of sense.”
Steve Buscemi - Neil
Ming-Na Wen - Doctor Aki Ross

“- Carmen Cortez: We're kids, not monsters.
- Romero: What's the difference?”
Alexa PenaVega - Carmen Cortez
Steve Buscemi - Romero

“God, I hate knowing everything.”
Steve Buscemi - Rockhound

“Most murders are crimes of necessity rather than desire.”
Steve Buscemi - Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene

“Everyday a new adventure. That's my motto.”
Steve Buscemi - Norther Winslow

“- Joe Cabot: You don't know jack shit! I do! The cocksucker tipped off the cops and had Mr. Brown and Mr. Blue killed.
- Mr. Pink: Mr. Blue is dead?
- Joe Cabot: Dead as Dillinger.”

Lawrence Tierney - Joe Cabot
Steve Buscemi - Mr. Pink

“Don't kid a kidder, kid.”
Steve Buscemi - Happy Franks

“- Tommy: Jerry is allright. Saved my life once.
- Debbie: What, he was gonna kill you but he changed his mind?”
Steve Buscemi - Tommy
Chloë Sevigny - Debbie

“- Blondie O'Hara: Those aren't customers, those are voters. They ship 'em from all over the state. Each of 'em vote ten, twelve times. Used to get their names outta the cemetary, but I don't even think they bother anymore.
- Johnny Flynn: [to crowd of men] You'll be exercising your God-given right to vote. However, you'll be voting the way I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Blondie O'Hara
Steve Buscemi - Johnny Flynn
Miranda Richardson - Carolyn Stilton

“- Delivery Guy: Oh, yes. They make terrific pair. They went together like lamb and tuna fish.
- Tommy Grayton: Lamb and tuna fish?
- Delivery Guy: Maybe you like spaghetti and meatball? You more comfortable with that analogy?
- Homeless Guy: Yes, considering we're in America. I mean, if you don't like spaghetti and meatballs, why don't you get...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rob Schneider - Delivery Guy
Peter Dante - Tommy Grayton
Steve Buscemi - Homeless Guy

“- Ryan: Please, tell me we're risking our lives for that little plant.
- Jane Proudfoot: I wouldn't even call it a plant; I'd call it a weed.
- Neil: I wouldn't even call it a weed.”
Ving Rhames - Ryan
Peri Gilpin - Jane
Steve Buscemi - Neil

“- Mr. Pink: But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
- Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.
- Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special.
- Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
- Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.”

Steve Buscemi - Mr. Pink
Edward Bunker - Mr. Blue
Chris Penn - Nice Guy Eddie

“- Sonny Koufax: Don't worry about me making money. I'm in love with a woman who makes plenty of it. She'll be my sugar mamma.
- Homeless Guy: I gotta get me one of those.”
Adam Sandler - Sonny Koufax
Steve Buscemi - Homeless Guy

“- Vic: You're a weak man.
- Tommy: Yeah, I know. That's why I drink it straight. The ice cubes are too heavy.”

Steven Randazzo - Vic
Steve Buscemi - Tommy

“- Enid: So, I don't really get it... Are you saying that things were better back then, even though there was stuff like this?
- Seymour: I suppose things are better now, but... I don't know, it's complicated. People still hate each other but they just know how to hide it better. Or something.”

Thora Birch - Enid
Steve Buscemi - Seymour

“I have to admit that things are really starting to look up for me since my life turned to shit.”
Steve Buscemi - Seymour

“One of these days you're gonna lie down too hard on that thing and blow your brains out.”

Steve Buscemi - Buscemi

“- Carl Showalter: Three people were killed last night in Brainerd. We're in a load of trouble, Jerry. I'm comin' there tomorrow. You have the money ready by then.
- Jerry Lundegaard: Now, we had a deal. A deal's a deal.
- Carl Showalter: Is it, Jerry? Why don't you ask those three poor souls in Brainerd if a deal's a deal? Go ahead, ask them!”

Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter
William H. Macy - Jerry Lundegaard

“- El Mariachi: Bless me, Father, for I have just killed quite a few men.
- Buscemi: No shit!”
Antonio Banderas - El Mariachi
Steve Buscemi - Buscemi

“- Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit.
- Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. If she don't make enough money she can quit.
- Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?
- Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone...” (continue)(continue reading)

Edward Bunker - Mr. Blue
Steve Buscemi - Mr. Pink
Chris Penn - Nice Guy Eddie

“- Debbie, 6-Year-Old Girl: You look sick.
- Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene: I am sick.
- Debbie, 6-Year-Old Girl: Do you take medicine?
- Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene: There is no medicine for what I have.”
Lauren Pratt - Debbie, 6-Year-Old Girl
Steve Buscemi - Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene

“- Colonel William Sharp: Get off... the nuclear... warhead.
- Rockhound: I was doing that guy from that movie, you know, Slim Pickens, where he rides it all the way in, the nuclear warhead.
- Colonel William Sharp: Now.
- Rockhound: Oh, you didn't see that one, huh?”

William Fichtner - Colonel Willie Sharp
Steve Buscemi - Rockhound

“Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.”

Steve Buscemi - Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene

“- Buscemi: Suddenly they got very interested in who you were. So, I laid the story down nice and thick.
- El Mariachi: How thick?
- Buscemi: Well, pretty thick, I told 'em you were the biggest Mexican I've ever seen...”
Steve Buscemi - Buscemi
Antonio Banderas - El Mariachi