Tim Allen quotes
- From the movie: Toy Story 2
“Woody once risked his life to save mine, and I couldn't call myself his friend if I wasn't willing to do the same. Now who's with me?”
- From the movie: The Santa Clause
“- Dr. Novos: You put on a little weight.
- Scott Calvin: Weight? Does this look like a little weight to you?
- Dr. Novos: Weight can fluctuate from year to year.
- Scott Calvin: Fluctuate? You make it sound like I'm retaining water. I've gained 45 pounds in a week. Pete, what's happening to me?
- Dr. Novos: Well, what's your diet like?
- Scott...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Toy Story
- From the movie: The Santa Clause
“- Laura: Here's Neal's mother's number.
- Scott Calvin: 1-800-Spank-me? I know that number.” - From the movie: For Richer or Poorer
“- Caroline Sexton: After tonight, I don't know how I'll ever be able to face my friends again.
- Brad Sexton: Just pretend they're a mirror.
- Caroline Sexton: You're so funny, honey. Actually, I'll just confess to them that I'm married to a moron. And that way, they'll feel sorry for me and forgive me.” - From the movie: Jungle 2 Jungle
“- Mimi-Siku: In Lipo Lipo, we eat with hands.
- Michael Cromwell: In New York, New York, we eat with forks.”
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