Val Kilmer movie quotes

- Ray Levoi: Just before they caught Jimmy, I had a dream. I was running with other indians at the "Wounded Knee Cemetery". I was shot in the back.
- Walter Crow Horse: You were running with the old ones at The Knee?
- Ray Levoi: It was just a dream.
Val Kilmer - Ray Levoi
Graham Greene - Walter Crow Horse

My name is August Christopher. I was named for St. Augustine, who coined my favorite phrase: “Give me chastity and give me constancy, but do not give it yet”.
Val Kilmer - Simon Templar

“- Commander Kate Bowman: How do you propose that I explain to Houston that two of my crew went blind drinking moonshine vodka?
- Gallagher: Very carefully?”
Carrie-Anne Moss - Bowman
Val Kilmer - Gallagher

“- Agent Pryzwarra: It's not your fault she dies.
- Doug Carlin: Well, that's one theory.”
Val Kilmer - Agent Pryzwarra
Denzel Washington - Doug Carlin

“- Bob Henry: If I ask you to go up on the roof and bark like a chicken, you do it, right?
- Joe Henry: Right!
- Bob Henry: I don't give a fuck whether it's your bosses, whatever it is, I'm your father and you do exactly what I say. Look at me! Right?
- Joe Henry: Right.”
Val Kilmer - Bob Henry
Noah Fleiss - Joe Henry

“Maybe life's more mysterious than you think it is.”
Val Kilmer - Gallagher

“My name is Thomas Moore. I was named after a Saint who died for his faith.”
Val Kilmer - Simon Templar

- Willow Ufgood: You started spouting poetry. "I love you Sorsha! I worship you Sorsha"! You almost got us killed!
- Madmartigan: "I love you Sorsha"? I don't love her, she kicked me in the face! I hate her... don't I?
Warwick Davis - Willow Ufgood
Val Kilmer - Madmartigan

“- Simon Templar: Do you know what the worst part about being you is?
- Ivan Tretiak: What?
- Simon Templar: Pretending to be so bad in bed.”
Val Kilmer - Simon Templar
Rade Serbedzija - Ivan Tretiak

“I saw the horizon. It's out there. And though I may not ever be able to touch it, it's worth reaching for.”
Val Kilmer - Virgil Adamson

“- Chris Knight: Don't eat that!
- Chris' Girl at Party: Why?
- Chris Knight: Don't you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts? Oh, my God! I'm too late!”
Val Kilmer - Chris Knight
Lynda Wiesmeier - Chris' Girl at Party

“- Dr. Emma Russell: What is your name?
- Simon Templar: I don't have a name.
- Dr. Emma Russell: Sad. Will you have a name when we get home?
- Simon Templar: I don't have a home.”
Elisabeth Shue - Dr. Emma Russell
Val Kilmer - Simon Templar

- Scott: "One riot, one Ranger". You ever heard that?
- Laura Newton: Leonidas, King of Sparta... when a neighboring state would plead for military aid, would send one man.
Val Kilmer - Scott
Kristen Bell - Laura Newton

“I'm a fake hero.”
Val Kilmer - Jim Morrison

“- Commander Kate Bowman: Could you pass me the towel, please?
- Gallagher: Sure. Sorry.
- Commander Kate Bowman: Just pretend I'm your sister.
- Gallagher: I have two sisters. They don't look like you.”

Carrie-Anne Moss - Bowman
Val Kilmer - Gallagher

“- Agent Pryzwarra: Say we do create this new branch. What happens to the old one to this one?
- Shanti: Well, it might continue parallel to the new branch. Most likely, it ceases to exist.
- Denny: The idea is we cease to exist, alright? Or this version of us, anyway. Umm, we never came here, we didn't meet Doug, we don't remember it ever...” (continue)(continue reading)
Val Kilmer - Agent Pryzwarra
Erika Alexander - Shanti
Adam Goldberg - Denny

“- Harry Lockhart: Do you think I'm stupid?
- Gay Perry: I don't think you'd know where to put food at, if you didn't flap your mouth so much. Yes I think you're stupid.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Harry Lockhart
Val Kilmer - Gay Perry

“- Willow Ufgood: We found one of your babies in our village. Will you please take care of her?
- Airk Thaughbaer: We're going into battle, little ones. Find a woman to take care of her.
- Madmartigan: He thought you were a woman, Airk!”
Warwick Davis - Willow Ufgood
Gavan O'Herlihy - Airk Thaughbaer
Val Kilmer - Madmartigan

“- Iceman: You can be my wingman any time.
- Maverick: Bullshit! You can be mine.”
Val Kilmer - Iceman
Tom Cruise - Maverick

Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring to it.

Val Kilmer - Chris Knight

“- Harry Lockhart: Hey, hey, hey! It's Christmas, where's my present, Slick?
- Gay Perry: Your fucking present is you're not in jail, fag-hag.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Harry Lockhart
Val Kilmer - Gay Perry

“- Marshal Fred White: Come on boys. We don't want any trouble in here. Not in any language.
- Doc Holliday: Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.”

Harry Carey Jr. - Marshal Fred White
Val Kilmer - Doc Holliday

“- Harry Lockhart: Is she dead?
- Gay Perry: No, she's just resting her eyes for a minute. Of course she's fucking dead, her neck's broken.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Harry Lockhart
Val Kilmer - Gay Perry

“You're gonna leave your life or you're gonna leave the information in this room.”
Val Kilmer - Scott

“- Harry Lockhart: Still gay?
- Gay Perry: Me? No. I'm knee-deep in pussy. I just like the name so much, I can't get rid of it.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Harry Lockhart
Val Kilmer - Gay Perry