Val Kilmer movie quotes

“- Dr. Chase Meridian: Last night at the bank I noticed something about Two-Face. His coin. It's his Achilles' heel. It can be exploited.
- Batman: I know. You called me here for this? The Batsignal is not a beeper.
- Dr. Chase Meridian: Well I wish I could say that my interest in you was... purely professional.
- Batman: You trying to get under...” (continue)(continue reading)
Nicole Kidman - Dr. Chase Meridian
Val Kilmer - Batman

“God works in mysterious ways.”
Val Kilmer - Gallagher

“- Interviewer: Do you believe in drugs?
- Jim Morrison: I believe in excess...”
Val Kilmer - Jim Morrison

“- Mitch Taylor: What is it?
- Chris Knight: It's a penis stretcher. Do you want to try it?
- Mitch Taylor: No!
- Chris Knight: I'm just kidding. It's yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility.”
Gabriel Jarret - Mitch Taylor
Val Kilmer - Chris Knight

“Rule number one: this business, real life, it's boring.”
Val Kilmer - Gay Perry

“- Ron Launius: What the fuck am I going to do with a microwave?
- John Holmes: You can heat food with it.
- Ron Launius: The only thing I want to heat up right now is some dope.”
Josh Lucas - Ron Launius
Val Kilmer - John Holmes

“- Ray Levoi: Crow Horse, fuck you.
- Walter Crow Horse: You'd love to.”

Val Kilmer - Ray Levoi
Graham Greene - Walter Crow Horse

“I like you, Clarence. Always have. Always will.”
Val Kilmer - Mentor

“I saw Elvis.”

Val Kilmer - Gallagher

“This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.”
Val Kilmer - Chris Knight

“The females of the species are larger. All the animals here are like that. They have to be to survive.”
Val Kilmer - Col. John Henry Patterson

“You think a cop gives a fuck about a pimp? Listen. Every pimp in the world gets shot. Two in the back of the fuckin' head. Cops'd throw a party, man.”
Val Kilmer - Mentor

“You lack the courage to lead. Go! Tell all your men to go. But I will kill the lions and I will build the bridge. And you? You must go home and tell the wives of the men who died here that you fled with the others because you could not master your fear.”

Val Kilmer - Col. John Henry Patterson

“Darling... you know how God invented liquor so the Irish wouldn't rule the world. Well, I think he may have invented being stubborn so we can be the best at something.”
Val Kilmer - Col. John Henry Patterson

- Sorsha: I suppose my power enchanted you and you were helpless against it.
- Madmartigan: Sort of.
- Sorsha: Then what?
- Madmartigan: It... went away.
- Sorsha: Went away? "I dwell in darkness without you" and it went away?
Joanne Whalley - Sorsha
Val Kilmer - Madmartigan

- Gay Perry: Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
- Harry Lockhart: A picture of me?
- Gay Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!
Val Kilmer - Gay Perry
Robert Downey Jr. - Harry Lockhart

“- Chris Knight: You unbelievable bastard.
- Prof. Jerry Hathaway: Count on it.”
Val Kilmer - Chris Knight
William Atherton - Prof. Jerry Hathaway

“- Ethan: Are you blind?
- Virgil: Yeah.
- Ethan: Cool, see ya.”
Brett Robbins - Ethan
Val Kilmer - Virgil Adamson

“Keep your eyes open. Nothing is as it seems.”
Val Kilmer - Danny Parker

“- Montgomery: Well, things didn't work out. Moreau wanted to turn animals into humans and humans into gods. But it's instinct and reason, instinct and reason. What's reason to a dog?
- Azazello: To hunt. To kill, master. To run with the pack.
- Montgomery: I wanna go to Dog Heaven!”
Val Kilmer - Montgomery
Temuera Morrison - Azazello

“- Jimmy the Finn: They say he hasn't slept in like over a year. It's true. I've never seen him sleep. Seriously.
- Danny Parker: Have you ever seen Queen Elizabeth sleep?”
Peter Sarsgaard - Jimmy the Finn
Val Kilmer - Danny Parker

“- Dick Grayson: All I can think about every second of the day is getting Two-Face. He took my whole life. And when I was out there tonight, I imagined it was him that I was fighting, even when I was fighting you. And all the pain went away. Do you understand?
- Bruce Wayne: Yes, I do.
- Dick Grayson: Good, cause you gotta help me find him. And...” (continue)(continue reading)
Chris O'Donnell - Dick Grayson
Val Kilmer - Bruce Wayne

“- Karen McCoy: Are you in pain?
- J.T. Barker: Ahhhh! Pain? Pain! You wanna talk about pain? Walking away from $18 million dollars, now that's pain!”

Kim Basinger - Karen McCoy
Val Kilmer - J.T. Barker

“What better job in all the world than build a bridge? Bring land over water. Bring worlds together.”
Val Kilmer - Col. John Henry Patterson

“Considering the type of people you are and the environment you're in, you have to admit the strong possibility this may be the only chance you ever have in your entire lives... to have sex.”

Val Kilmer - Chris Knight