Val Kilmer movie quotes

“Any man who puts his life in the hands of a bunch of batteries is an idiot.”
Val Kilmer - Gallagher

“- Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you or, more to the point, to you just let me know.
- Susan Decker: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
- Chris Knight: Not right now.
- Susan Decker: A girl's gotta have her standards.”
Val Kilmer - Chris Knight
Deborah Foreman - Susan Decker

“- Col. John Henry Patterson: You don't enjoy killing, do you?
- Dr. David Hawthorne: Then why do it?
- Charles Remington: Because I've got a gift.”

Val Kilmer - Col. John Henry Patterson
Bernard Hill - Dr. David Hawthorne
Michael Douglas - Charles Remington

“- John Holmes: Where do you want to go?
- Dawn Schiller: Anywhere. Everywhere.”
Val Kilmer - John Holmes
Kate Bosworth - Dawn Schiller

“- Bob Henry: What do you need the money for? Christ, I coulda got you the money. What the fuck d'you need money for? You're thirteen fucking years old.
- Joe Henry: Fourteen.
- Bob Henry: Well, you're not gonna see fifteen at this rate.”
Val Kilmer - Bob Henry
Noah Fleiss - Joe Henry

“- Virgil: Who are we kidding? I'm blind. I can't see. I don't belong here. I'm not meant to see.
- Amy Benic: You're darn right, you're blind. I'm standing right here for you and you don't even look.”
Val Kilmer - Virgil Adamson
Mira Sorvino - Amy Benic

“I was stoned. It seemed like a fun thing to do at the time.”
Val Kilmer - Jim Morrison

“- Gallagher: We can breathe!
- Dr. Quinn Burchenal: I don't know what the hell this is but I'll take it!”

Val Kilmer - Gallagher
Tom Sizemore - Burchenal

“- Grace: Nice knife.
- Scott: Yeah. Got it off an East German fella.
- Grace: He give it to ya for a gift?
- Scott: No. As I recall, he was... rather reluctant to part with it.”
Johnny Messner - Grace
Val Kilmer - Scott

“- Chip Pettengill: It's weird. There's nothing here.
- Gallagher: It's Mars.”
Simon Baker - Pettengil
Val Kilmer - Gallagher

“- Hillary Flammond: My uncle was born in America.
- Nick Rivers: Oh, really?
- Hillary Flammond: But he was one of the lucky ones. He managed to escape in a balloon during the Jimmy Carter presidency.”
Lucy Gutteridge - Hillary Flammond
Val Kilmer - Nick Rivers

“- John Densmore: I don't know if I want to take acid.
- Jim Morrison: Relax, it's peyote.”
Kevin Dillon - John Densmore
Val Kilmer - Jim Morrison

- Nick Rivers: Martin, I've been practicing. How this? “Ist Ihr Tochter achtzehn, bitte?”.
- Martin: What does that mean?
- Nick Rivers: Is your daughter eighteen?
Val Kilmer - Nick Rivers
Billy J. Mitchell - Martin

“- Gallagher: It's nice just to know you are still up there.
- Commander Kate Bowman: Yeah well, I don't mind dying, I just hate being alone so get your asses back here.”
Val Kilmer - Gallagher
Carrie-Anne Moss - Bowman

“- Edward Douglas: Are you a doctor?
- Montgomery: Well, I'm more of a vet.”
David Thewlis - Edward Douglas
Val Kilmer - Montgomery

“Sometimes you see the world so clearly and you know just what to do, and just when to do it. Just what you should've done, and when you should've done it.”
Val Kilmer - Danny Parker

“Got so bad you couldn't cage a rat without reading him his rights.”

Val Kilmer - Montgomery

“- Gallagher: Well, that's about it. I hate this planet. I really miss Earth. I really miss a lot of things. I... I 'm gonna miss you. Aren't you gonna say anything? ...I shoulda kissed you.
- Commander Kate Bowman: Yeah, you shoulda kissed me.”
Val Kilmer - Gallagher
Carrie-Anne Moss - Bowman

- Mitch Taylor: What are you doing?
- Chris Knight: Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said "... I drank what?".

Gabriel Jarret - Mitch Taylor
Val Kilmer - Chris Knight

“- Col. John Henry Patterson: Have you ever failed?
- Charles Remington: Only at life.”
Val Kilmer - Col. John Henry Patterson
Michael Douglas - Charles Remington

“- Pamela Courson: You actually put your dick in this woman?
- Jim Morrison: Well... sometimes, yeah.”

Meg Ryan - Pamela Courson
Val Kilmer - Jim Morrison

“- Chris Knight: Have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?
- David Decker: She happens to be my daughter.
- Chris Knight: Oh. Then I guess you have.”

Val Kilmer - Chris Knight
Ed Lauter - David Decker

“- Dr. Chase Meridian: He'll slaughter them without thinking twice.
- Batman: Agreed. A trauma powerful enough to create an alternate personality leaves the victim...
- Dr. Chase Meridian: In a world where normal rules of right and wrong no longer apply.
- Batman: Exactly.”

Nicole Kidman - Dr. Chase Meridian
Val Kilmer - Batman

“- Iceman: You two really are cowboys.
- Maverick: What's your problem, Kazansky?
- Iceman: You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.
- Maverick: That's right! Ice... man. I am dangerous.”
Val Kilmer - Iceman
Tom Cruise - Maverick

“- Dr. Chase Meridian: You like strong women. I've done my homework. Or do I need skin-tight vinyl and a whip?
- Batman: I haven't had that much luck with women.
- Dr. Chase Meridian: Maybe you just haven't met the right woman.”
Nicole Kidman - Dr. Chase Meridian
Val Kilmer - Batman