Will Smith movie quotes

“- Nicky: This is a free country. Buenos Aires is a free country, right?
- Pretty Woman: No, Buenos Aires is a city.”
Will Smith - Nicky

“- Dr. Cyril Wecht: I think you'll be an American hero.
- Dr. Bennet Omalu: I'm not even American.
- Dr. Cyril Wecht: Better. That's very American!”
Albert Brooks - Dr. Cyril Wecht
Will Smith - Dr. Bennet Omalu

“- James West: Artie, that's a cliff!
- Artemus Gordon: Yes, I know!
- James West: That means the ground is gonna end!
- Artemus Gordon: Yes, I know!”

Will Smith - James West
Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon

“- Nicky: I wish you the best of luck.
- Garriga: With friends like you, who needs luck?”
Will Smith - Nicky

“- Casper: Your partner's a cocky nigger!
- Detective Mike Lowrey: Oh damn, now was that necessary, sir? Why can't he just be a cop? He got to be a nigga too?”
Will Smith - Detective Mike Lowrey

“- Dr. Julian Bailes: You have to keep going.
- Dr. Bennet Omalu: In order for me to keep going more have to die.
- Dr. Julian Bailes: Unfortunately, that’s already happening.”
Alec Baldwin - Dr. Julian Bailes
Will Smith - Dr. Bennet Omalu

“Here's the thing about lying. Here's the problem: it fucks up all your options. Paints you into a corner.”

Will Smith - Nicky

“- Dr. Cyril Wecht: Do you know why you're not back in Nigeria?
- Dr. Bennet Omalu: Yes, because I remind you of you.
- Dr. Cyril Wecht: Only less handsome. Sit down.”
Albert Brooks - Dr. Cyril Wecht
Will Smith - Dr. Bennet Omalu

“- Detective Mike Lowrey: All these guns in here, and don't none of y'all got no bullets?
- Tito Vargas: I got one, in my hip!
- Syd: Oh God, he's hit!”

Will Smith - Detective Mike Lowrey
Reynaldo Gallegos - Tito Vargas
Gabrielle Union - Syd

“- Laura Vasquez: After you flash me, if I see you again will I know it's you?
- Jay: I'll see you, but you won't see me.
- Laura Vasquez: Must be hard. Must be very lonely.”

Rosario Dawson - Laura Vasquez
Will Smith - Jay

“If I want to die, I'll die right here, right now, fightin' you, if I want to die. You my enemy, not no Chinese, no Vietcong, no Japanese.”

Will Smith - Muhammad Ali

“- Cassius Marcellus Clay, Sr.: Your brother's taking your wife back to Chicago! She crying like a widow!
- Muhammad Ali: Well I ain't dead!
- Cassius Marcellus Clay, Sr.: You may as well be! You don't remember your name or who you are!”
Giancarlo Esposito - Cassius Marcellus Clay, Sr.
Will Smith - Muhammad Ali

“You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good.”

Will Smith - Jay

“- Kay: Arquillian battle rules, kid. First we get an ultimatum, then a warning shot, then we have a galactic standard week to respond.
- Jay: A galactic standard week? How the hell long is that?
- Kay: One hour.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay
Will Smith - Jay

“- Marcus Burnett: Look man, I ain't getting my sex at home, ok? Don't deny me this.
- Mike Lowrey: What are you talking about, man? You sleep with a beautiful woman everyday.
- Marcus Burnett: I'm married. That's what married means. It means you sleep together, but you can't get none.”
Martin Lawrence - Marcus Burnett
Will Smith - Mike Lowrey

“- Jay: Why did you join MiB?
- Agent Tee: Six years in the Marines. Love to serve, love the action.
- Jay: You wanted to play hero.”
Will Smith - Jay
Patrick Warburton - Agent Tee

“- Brill: You wanna take a poke at me?
- Robert Clayton Dean: I don't hit senior citizens.”
Gabriel Byrne - Brill
Will Smith - Robert Clayton Dean

“- Ray: So you've used the door, the building's still intact, people are happy you've arrived, they feel safe now, there's an officer there and he's done a good job, so you might want to tell him he's done a good job.
- John Hancock: What the hell did I have to come for, Ray, if he's done a good job?”

Jason Bateman - Ray
Will Smith - John Hancock

“The way you deal with bullies: you take your right foot, bring it right up and catch him in his little piss pump.”

Will Smith - John Hancock

“- Frank the Pug: How about we do the good cop, bad cop routine? You can interrogate the witness, and I growl. Grrrrr...
- Jay: Wait, how about we do the good cop, dumb dog thing, and you just shut up?”
Tim Blaney - Frank the Pug
Will Smith - Jay

“- Kay: Why don't you go get me some coffee?
- Jay: Sure. How do ya take it? Black? Couple cubes of kiss-my-ass?”
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay
Will Smith - Jay

“My name is Robert Neville. I am a survivor living in New York City. I will be at the South Street Seaport everyday at mid-day, when the sun is highest in the sky. If you are out there... if anyone is out there... I can provide food, I can provide shelter, I can provide security. If there's anybody out there... anybody... please. You are not alone.”
Will Smith - Neville

“- Laura Vasquez: It's not fair.
- Jay: Nothing ever is...”

Rosario Dawson - Laura Vasquez
Will Smith - Jay

“- Detective Marcus Burnett: Mike, have some dignity!
- Detective Mike Lowrey: What? I ain't doin' nothin'.
- Detective Marcus Burnett: Cover the titties.”

Martin Lawrence - Detective Marcus Burnett
Will Smith - Detective Mike Lowrey

“- Jarra: Hello, Jay. Long time.
- Jay: Jarra! What's up, man? Wow, you look great! Been, what, five years?
- Jarra: And forty-two days, thanks to you. You count every one when you're locked away like a primate.”
John Alexander - Jarra
Will Smith - Jay