Will Smith movie quotes

“- James West: For four long years I've been chasing the animal responsible for the massacre at New Liberty. I hear tell that's you.
- Dr. Arliss Loveless: I am not an animal! I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry!”
Will Smith - James West
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Dr. Arliss Loveless

“- Jay: Kid? While you were off licking stamps I saved the world from a Crelon invasion.
- Kay: The Crelons are the Backstreet Boys of the universe. What'd they do, throw snowballs at you?”
Will Smith - Jay
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay

“- Susan Calvin: A robot could not commit a murder, no more than a human could walk on water.
- Del Spooner: Well, you know, there was this one guy... a long time ago.”
Bridget Moynahan - Susan Calvin
Will Smith - Del Spooner

“He had this idea. He believed that you could cure racism and hate... literally cure it, by injecting music and love into people's lives.”

Will Smith - Neville

“Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. His hands can't hit what his eyes can't see.”
Will Smith - Muhammad Ali

“So how does it happen, great love? Nobody knows, but what I can tell you is that it happens in the blink of an eye. One moment you're enjoying your life, and the next you're wondering how you ever lived without them.”
Will Smith - Hitch

“- Detective Mike Lowrey: Me? I shot you? I mean, I was shooting. I did at lot of shooting. But I'm not saying I shot you in the ass... but I'm not saying I didn't shoot you.
[looks]
- Detective Mike Lowrey: But damn! Somebody shot you in the ass!
- Detective Marcus Burnett: Tell me about it.”
Will Smith - Detective Mike Lowrey
Martin Lawrence - Detective Marcus Burnett

“Damn, did you know that you could have seven million termites living in your house and not even know it until you fall right through the corridor floor on your way to the kitchen?”

Will Smith - Muhammad Ali

“- James West: Gordon, when you tell this story to your grandkids, you be sure to leave this part out.
- Artemus Gordon: Don't worry.”

Will Smith - James West
Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon

“- Detective Marcus Burnett: Are you a model or a cop?
- Detective Mike Lowrey: Hey, man, I like lookin' good, that's all.
- Detective Marcus Burnett: For who?
- Detective Mike Lowrey: Hey man, don't hate the playa, hate the game.
- Detective Marcus Burnett: [as Detective Mike Lowrey walks away] Hate the tailor.”

Martin Lawrence - Detective Marcus Burnett
Will Smith - Detective Mike Lowrey

“- Del Spooner: Human beings have dreams. Even dogs have dreams, but not you, you are just a machine. An imitation of life. Can a robot write a symphony? Can a robot turn a... canvas into a beautiful masterpiece?
- Sonny: Can you?”
Will Smith - Del Spooner
Alan Tudyk - Sonny

“I think you'll have to find your way like the rest of us, Sonny. That's what Dr. Lanning would've wanted. That's what it means to be free.”

Will Smith - Del Spooner

“- James West: I thought I'd go as a government agent who's going to shoot and kill General Bloodbath McGrath.
- Artemus Gordon: An armed Negro cowboy costume in a room full of white, Southern, former slave-owners. You'll win first prize.”

Will Smith - James West
Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon

“- Jay: We don't like bugs?
- Kay: Bugs thrive on carnage, Tiger. They consume, infest, destroy, live off the death and destruction of other species.”

Will Smith - Jay
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay

Basic principles: no woman wakes up saying "God, I hope I don't get swept off my feet today!”. Now, she might say, "This is a really bad time for me”, or something like "I just need some space” or, my personal favorite, "I'm really into my career right now”. You believe that? Neither does she. You know why? Because she's lying to you, that's why.
Will Smith - Hitch

“Sonny Liston, you ain't no champ! You a chump!”
Will Smith - Muhammad Ali

“And I remember thinking how did he know to put the pursuit part in there? That maybe happiness is something that we can only pursue and maybe we can actually never have it.”

Will Smith - Christopher Gardner

- Don Lino: I tell you what's what, and what?
- Sykes: What?
- Don Lino: What what?
- Sykes: What what nothig. You said “what” first.
- Don Lino: I didn't say “what” first.
- Sykes: You said "and then what?” and I said "what?”.
- Don Lino: No, I said "What, what?" as in "What, what?”.
[pause]
- Sykes: ...You said “what” first.
Robert De Niro - Don Lino
Will Smith - Oscar

“- Marcus Burnett: What am I smellin'?
- Julie Mott: [sees barrels of ether hanging in the back of the van. Reads the label] Ether. Extremely... flammable... ether. Oh shit!
- Mike Lowrey: God-damn...
- Marcus Burnett: Oh, you da man. Oh you're the fuckin' man tonight! You go and pick an ice-cream truck that's a damn bomb!”

Martin Lawrence - Marcus Burnett
Téa Leoni - Julie Mott
Will Smith - Mike Lowrey

“- Robert Clayton Dean: Conspiracy theorists of the world unite.
- Brill: It's more than a theory with me. I'm a former conspirer.”
Will Smith - Robert Clayton Dean
Gabriel Byrne - Brill

“- Detective Marcus Burnett: You a virgin?
- Reggie: Yes, sir.
- Detective Marcus Burnett: Good. Keep it that way. Ain't gonna be no fucking tonight.
- Detective Mike Lowrey: You ever made love to a man?
- Reggie: No.
- Detective Mike Lowrey: You want to?”

Martin Lawrence - Detective Marcus Burnett
Dennis Greene - Reggie
Will Smith - Detective Mike Lowrey

“Never drum on a white lady's boobies at a big redneck dance.”
Will Smith - James West

“You're the only woman for me. You and Janet Jackson.”
Will Smith - Robert Clayton Dean

“- Anna: Did they all died?
- Neville: Yes.
- Anna: My God.
- Neville: God didn't do this. We did.”

Alice Braga - Anna
Will Smith - Neville

“- Jay: Why the big secret? People are smart. They can handle it.
- Kay: A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it.”
Will Smith - Jay
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay