Will Smith movie quotes

“- Detective Mike Lowrey: Look, Captain, these were not normal corpses.
- Captain Howard: If I threw you out of moving truck and then ran over your head, you wouldn't be normal either!”
Will Smith - Detective Mike Lowrey
Joe Pantoliano - Captain Howard

“- Jasmine Dubrow: There you go, thinking you're all that. But you are not as charming as you think you are, sir.
- Capt. Steven Hiller: Yes, I am.”
Vivica A. Fox - Jasmine Dubrow
Will Smith - Capt. Steven Hiller

“- Theresa Burnett: Hey hey. Don't you go telling my boys none of your sleazy sex stories.
- Mike Lowrey: Aw, no. I only tell your husband my sleazy sex stories.
- Marcus Burnett: Hey.
- Theresa Burnett: Well, I don't want him hearing either. Gives him ideas.”
Theresa Randle - Theresa Burnett
Will Smith - Mike Lowrey
Martin Lawrence - Marcus Burnett

“- Ouisa Kittredge: Everything is somebody else's.
- Paul: Not your children. Not your life.
- Ouisa Kittredge: No, you got me there. That is mine. That is nobody else's.”
Stockard Channing - Ouisa
Will Smith - Paul

“If you want somethin', go get it. Period.”
Will Smith - Christopher Gardner

“- Jay: You don't remember me, but we used to work together...
- Kay: I never worked in a funeral home.”
Will Smith - Jay
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay

“- Muhammad Ali: Man, without me, you'd just be a mouth and a microphone.
- Howard Cosell: Without me, you'd just be a mouth.”
Will Smith - Muhammad Ali
Jon Voight - Howard Cosell

“- Paul: I'll be treated with care if you take me to the police. If they don't know you're special, they kill you.
- Ouisa Kittredge: Oh, I don't think they kill you.
- Paul: Mrs. Louisa Kittredge, I am black.
- Ouisa Kittredge: I will deliver you to them with kindness and affection.”
Will Smith - Paul
Stockard Channing - Ouisa

“- Kay: Does that come standard?
- Jay: Actually it came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over.”

Tommy Lee Jones - Kay
Will Smith - Jay

“- Dr. Arliss Loveless: Gentlemen, I am truly impressed by your effort and ingenuity. Why not swear an oath of loyalty to me, and I forget your executions?
- James West: Actually, I was thinking I'd stuff your little half-an-ass into one of these cannons and fertilize the landscape with ya.”
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Dr. Arliss Loveless
Will Smith - James West

“- Jay: You joined the wrong organization. You ever hear of James Edwards?
- Agent Tee: No.
- Jay: He saved the lives of fifteen people tonight. But nobody knows he exists. And if nobody knows he exists, how can anybody love him?”
Will Smith - Jay
Patrick Warburton - Agent Tee

“- James West: You know, you could put a gun on that.
- Artemus Gordon: Then where would I keep my pencil?”

Will Smith - James West
Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon

“- Kay: Searching for a handle on the moment? I can't help you. The only comfort I can offer... is my promise that tomorrow morning you won't remember a thing.
- Jay: That's not exactly some shit you just forget.”

Tommy Lee Jones - Kay
Will Smith - Jay

“Every moment in life is a learning experience.”
Will Smith - Paul

“- Loveless Hentchman: I learned that from a China man.
- James West: I just made that up.”

Will Smith - James West

“- Frank the Pug: Listen, partner. I may look like a dog, but I only play one here on Earth.
- Jay: OK, wipe your mouth.”
Tim Blaney - Frank the Pug
Will Smith - Jay

“Move your head inside this window, before I roll it up in there.”

Will Smith - Jay

“- Artemus Gordon: Gypsy, queen... pirate... How about this? You can come as my manservant.
- James West: Master Gordon, I swear, I'd be delghted! I sing, I dance for you sir and I swear none of the other white folks will know. I'd rather shoot myself than play your damn manservant.”

Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon
Will Smith - James West

“- Robert Clayton Dean: I was shopping for some lingerie. That's still legal, isn't it?
- David Pratt: Were you buying that for your wife?
- Robert Clayton Dean: No, I was picking something up for myself, I do a little cross dressing on the weekends. You know, you'd be surprised how a nice pair of edible panties can make a guy feel sexy.”
Will Smith - Robert Clayton Dean
Barry Pepper - David Pratt

“But don't wait for that fight. It ain't never gonna happen. The onliest thing you can do is wonder and imagine.”

Will Smith - Muhammad Ali

“- Detective Marcus Burnett: [over the radio] Mike! There's a papa rat humping the shit out of this mama rat. No, he's straight pile-driving her!
- Detective Mike Lowrey: Now, how is that information gonna help me do my job?
- Detective Marcus Burnett: They fuck just like us!”
Martin Lawrence - Detective Marcus Burnett
Will Smith - Detective Mike Lowrey

“- Kay: Not bad for your second day of work, is it?
- Jay: This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter.
- Kay: You should've been here for the Zeronian migration in 1968.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay
Will Smith - Jay

“I can't let you get that second wind. Which you only know is out there for you. You want the title? Want to wear the heavyweight crown? Nose broke, jaw smashed, face busted in. You ready for that? Is that you? 'Cause you facing a man who will die before he let you win.”

Will Smith - Muhammad Ali

“- Jay: Let's put it on.
- Kay: What?
- Jay: The last suit you'll ever wear... again.”
Will Smith - Jay
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay

“- Artemus Gordon: The collars around our necks! They contain powerful magnets! As long as we can outrun the blades, we'll be fine!
- James West: Gordon! How long does it take for a magnet to lose its power?
- Artemus Gordon: About four hundred years!”

Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon
Will Smith - James West