“That '70s Show ” quotes
(1998)Plot – That '70s Show is an American television period teen sitcom that focuses on the lives of a group of six teenage friends living in the fictional town of Point Place, in 1970s Wisconsin. The head of the group is Eric Forman who lives under the authority of parents Red and Kitty. Living next door is girlfriend Donna Pinciotti. Then there is Fez, a foreign-exchange student, Jackie Burkhart and her on-again, off-again boyfriend Michael Kelso, and Steven Hyde, a conspiracy theorist. This show parodied many of the events and fads of the 70s, along with those who grew up at the time.
All actors – Mila Kunis, Danny Masterson, Laura Prepon, Wilmer Valderrama, Debra Jo Rupp, Kurtwood Smith, Don Stark, Ashton Kutcher, Topher Grace
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“Responsible people don't go around getting their nipples twisted.”
“Women are like muffins, man. And once you've had a muffin, you will put up with ANYTHING to have another one. And they know that.”
“Jackie Burkhardt-Steven, do you really think we're a creepy, unnatural couple?
Steven Hyde-Come on. It's a crazy question. I mean, if this relationship wasn't just a little bit creepy and unnatural I wouldn't be in it.”“The three TRUE branches of the government are military, corporate and Hollywood.”
“There is no gas shortage man. It's all fake. The oil companies control everything. Like there is this guy that invented this car and it runs on water man. It's got a fiberglass air-cooled engine and it runs on water.”
You're engaged. In Latin that means "screwed for life".
“You ladies don't know what I'm going through. I mean, you can have all the sex you want and don't have to worry about getting anyone pregnant.”
“It's as if at that moment Eric Forman and Donna Pinciotti ceased to exist and merged into one perfect being... Donneric Forciotti.”
“A bond between a father and son is subtle and complex.”
“Fez-I just wish that there was someplace in the world where prejudice didn't exist.
Michael Kelso-Well, that's Canada... Yup, good ol' Canada. They don't make generalizations about people because they're too busy playin' hockey or gettin' drunk or puttin' maple syrup on their ham.”“Everybody wants their first make-out to be special. Someplace romantic like Ireland, or Disneyworld.”
“School spirit is for losers man. You're just like floating along on the conveyer belt of conformity... pep rallies, extra curricular activities, washing your hair... It's all just a trap, man.”
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