Ability quotes

“I'm your landlord. I bring you an extra bar of soap when you need it. Perhaps I can help stop the occasional bank robbery. But being the target of intergalactic bounty hunters is a little out of my line!”

Chris Lloyd - Charlie Wilcox

“- Sador: How many ships do the Akira have, and what are their capabilities?
- Nestor 2: If I told you that, it would give you an unfair advantage.
- Sador: This is my surgeon, Dako. Dako is expert at inflicting pain... while keeping the patient alive.
- Nestor 2: It is good to have skills.”

John Saxon - Sador
John Gowans - Nestor 2

“Kermit was right! You're a phony. You're a phony! Yes, you are! And you know what, you can't even sing! Your voice was dubbed!”

Frank Oz - Miss Piggy

“There's only two things I can't do. One is make love to a woman, the other one is piss up a wall. And right now there's only one of those I regret not being able to do.”
Kelly LeBrock - Donnie

“London. Paris. Athens. Rome. Belfast. Beruit. We're not the first city to have to deal with terrorism. Tel Aviv. The day after they bombed the market in Tel Aviv the market was open and it was full. This is New York City. We can take it.”
Denzel Washington - Anthony Hubbard

“- Daniel: How did you do that? How did you do that?
- Miyagi: Don't know. First time.”

Ralph Macchio - Daniel LaRusso
Pat Morita - Miyagi

“You don't have to explain, Doc. If there's one thing Piggy knows, it's how to make an entrance.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“- Rachel: Take me with you.
- Pigiron: You think you're good enough to hang with me?
- Rachel: I can suck start a Harley. Please.
- Pigiron: Get on.”
Karen Black - Rachel
Lance Henriksen - Stryker

“- Willie (Werewolf): Lady, let me in!
- Grandma: You go away! I got a meat cleaver here, and I know how to use it!”
Matt Mitler - Willie (Werewolf)
Fran Lopate - Grandma

“I was never great. I was pretty good. I was great for around here. Every year I got better. The people remember me in my prime. The kids always ask me about the 6 touchdown passes against Porterville.”

Kurt Russell - Reno Hightower

“- Harry Callahan: Not bad.
- Horace King: Not bad, my ass! You've got to strain the remains for the fingerprints.
- Harry Callahan: Well, this is the .44 Magnum Auto-Mag and it hold a 300-grain cartridge. And, if properly used, it can remove the fingerprints.”

Clint Eastwood - Harry Callahan
Albert Popwell - Horace King

“You could make a mint just doing what you like best, which you do better than any woman I know. And since we'll probably never see each other again, I'll be glad to bang you one last time, even though you're a fugitive.”

Philippe Noiret - Lucien Cordier

“- Pinball: [in the cockpit of the plane] What's up, man. So, you Swamp Thing?
- Swamp Thing: That's right.
- Pinball: Flyin' the plane?
- Swamp Thing: That's right.
- Pinball: It's amazing the shit you white trash know.
- Swamp Thing: That's right.”
Dave Chappelle - Pinball
M.C. Gainey - Swamp Thing

“Any bird can build a nest, but it isn't every one that can lay an egg.”
Stan Laurel - Stan

- Colonel Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil: Your job here is to re-align the star gate. Can you do that or not?
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: I can't.
Kurt Russell - Colonel Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil
James Spader - Dr. Daniel Jackson

“- Perry White: If Paris is going to go kablooey I want my best reporter right in the middle of it... No offense, Kent. You're good, but Lois Lane's better.
- Clark Kent: No, I mean... isn't that a bit dangerous, sir?
- Perry White: That goes with the territory, Kent. Don't worry; if I know Lois Lane, she'll not only come back with a Pulitzer...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jackie Cooper - Perry White
Christopher Reeve - Clark Kent

“- Mac: Has there ever been anyone you couldn't manipulate, beguile or seduce?
- Gin: No.”
Sir Sean Connery - Mac
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Gin

“The trick is to combine your waking rational abilities with the infinite possibilities of your dreams. Because, if you can do that, you can do anything.”
Guy Forsyth - Guy Forsyth

“- French Count: I hope they hang you in Tyburn for your bad French.
- Macleane: Merci Monsieur. I hope it rains every day of your fucking visit.”
Jacques Mathou - French Count
Jonny Lee Miller - Macleane

“- Agent 22: I've never seen that maneuver before: falling over backwards and coming up shooting. When did you first think of that?
- Maxwell Smart: The second my foot hit this banana peel.”
Andrea Howard - Agent 22
Don Adams - Maxwell Smart

“- Kathleen Strauss: For a doctor, you really are not very helpful.
- Dr. Marlowe: Who says I'm a good doctor?”
Kristin Lehman - Kathleen Strauss
Rutger Hauer - Dr. Marlowe

“- Marlin: Wait a minute! You can read?
- Dory: I can read? That's right, I can read!”

Albert Brooks - Marlin
Ellen Lee DeGeneres - Dory

“- Max Basner: That was something we all had in common... your grandfather, me, you. We always knew how to talk a girl into bed.
- David Basner: I'm glad you still can.
- Max Basner: I can't. I can't do it anymore.”
Jackie Gleason - Max Basner
Tom Hanks - David Basner

“I got sumtin' to say, and I need the world to hear it. I'm a lyricologist. I can rap about anything. Shrink, shrink. Blinkity-blink. Tried to make me think. Wanna go to my sink. And vomit. Clean it up wit' Comet. Earth is my planet. See? I'm the shiznit. ”
Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

“- Ninfa, Whore at Marguerita's: I am the best French kisser in Chile Verde.
- Abel Wood: If I come across a Frenchman, I'll be sure to let him know.”
Gina Gallego - Ninfa, Whore at Marguerita's
Tab Hunter - Abel Wood