Animals quotes

“- Dinkadoo Murphy: That goat doesn't look right...
- Dick Murphy: I hate goats. They're weird.”
Sam Huntington - Dinkadoo Murphy
James Roday - Dick Murphy

“- Callan: What the hell we looking for?
- David: Anything that looks like it doesn't belong here.
- Marisa: Uh, evidence of alligator nesting.
- Callan: I see, like shoes, handbags, luggage...”

Royce D. Applegate - Callan
Robert Forster - David
Robin Riker - Marisa

“- Max Wesley: Why do you care, anyway?
- Jesse: If one of your friends was in trouble, wouldn't you try to help him?
- Max Wesley: If I could.
- Jesse: My friends are whales.”
Vincent Berry - Max Wesley
Jason James Richter - Jesse

“- Uncle Max: We're food for other animals! A moveable feast, feared by no-one and eaten by all!
- Timon: But when they die, they become the grass, and we eat the grass, right?
- Uncle Max: Not exactly. We can't digest grass. We're grass intolerant.”
Jerry Stiller - Uncle Max
Nathan Lane - Timon

“If I can't get it up, that makes me less of a man, and I can't have that. In my world I deal with animals. They may seem dumb to an educated guy like you, but make no mistake. Animals are very cunning, and they sense weakness.”

Robert De Niro - Paul Vitti

“Sallah, I said no camels. That's five camels. Can't you count?”
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones

“- Carl Clapton: You mean, when I fuck up as a man, the woman inside comes out?
- Chip Hendrix: Well look, now do you understand what l'm talking about?
- Carl Clapton: No. Man, have you ever thought of me as a woman?
- Chip Hendrix: No, but I have thought of you as a farm animal.”
Art Evans - Carl Clapton
Barry Diamond - Chip Hendrix

“- Hector Cyr: In ancient Malenesia people suspected of crime's would be thrown to the crocodiles. Crocodiles would decide. They would be the judge.
- Kelly Scott: Oh, so that was you wanting to be judged out there?
- Hector Cyr: Maybe I was, and so what? Is that too arbitrary? Better to be measured by my wealth? Better for me to get my...” (continue)(continue reading)
Oliver Platt - Hector Cyr
Bridget Fonda - Kelly Scott

“I've seen lots of camel toes before, but never on a camel!”
Pauly Shore - Bones Conway

“- Susan Watkins: Was that a shark?
- Daniel Kintner: I don't know. I think it was a dolphin.
- Susan Watkins: No it wasn't a dolphin, because if it was you would be over there playing with it!”
Blanchard Ryan - Susan Watkins
Daniel Travis - Daniel Kintner

“- Dulcea: Adam, what is wrong?
- Adam Park: I'm a frog.
- Dulcea: Yes, a frog. Like the one you kiss to get a handsome prince.”
Gabrielle Fitzpatrick - Dulcea
Johnny Yong Bosch - Adam Park

“I can hypnotize rabbits.”
Elena Anaya

“Snakes kill more people in one year than sharks do in one hundred years.”
Pat Morita - Nick Hashimoto

“Help! I don't like the ocean! Ahh! Oh, look, a friendly little dolphin. They helped sailors during the war... It's a shark! It's a shark and it ain't friendly! Looks like a dolphin... Tricky fish! Tricky fish! Octopus, will you please help me? An octo... the octopus is worse than the shark! I hate this planet!”
Kevin McDonald - Pleakley

“- Joanna: You like sharks?
- Gary: I like the myths. They have limited memory. Maybe only a minute or two. Sounds like a pretty good life to me. Of course, the downside is they can never stop swimming. Even when they're asleep, they have to keep moving forward, 'cause if they stop even for a moment, they'll die.”
Ashley Judd - Joanna
Jason Priestley - Gary

“Let the frog drive. Frogs are known for their wagon driving.”
Donald Sage Mackay - Jean-Bob

“This town's a zoo!”
M. Emmet Walsh - Harv

“I suppose the life of an anorexic duck doesn't amount to much in the broad scheme of things.”
Danny Mann - Ferdinand

“You know, they say an elephant never forgets. But what they don't tell you is that you never forget an elephant.”
Bill Murray - Jack Corcoran

“Time to explain evolution to the monkeys.”
Mark Wahlberg - Captain Leo Davidson

“- Margaret Lewin: Any animal can give birth. That doesn't make it a mother.
- Khaila Richards: Are you calling me an animal? If you think you're going to just take my baby from me like some puppy from a pound, you got another thing coming, lady!”
Jessica Lange - Margaret Lewin
Halle Berry - Khaila Richards

“- Ellie: It was a virus created by scientists in a lab. You can't honestly blame the apes?
- Carver: Who the hell else am I going to blame? It was a simian flu. They already killed off half the planet.”
Keri Russell - Ellie
Kirk Acevedo - Carver

“- Harry Angel: What do you do around here in the summertime?
- Izzy: I bite the heads off rats.
- Harry Angel: What do you do in the winter?
- Izzy: The same.”

Mickey Rourke - Harry Angel
George Buck - Izzy

“- James Bond: Forgive my curiosity, but, what is that?
- Magda: That's my little octopussy.”

Sir Roger Moore - James Bond
Kristina Wayborn - Magda

“They say the great thing about being a kid is, it's so easy to pretend. You can have a conversation with your dog or a baseball or a banana. Well, what if wasn't pretend? What if you could have a conversation. I mean, not with a baseball or a banana - that's ridiculous - but with your dog?”

Norm MacDonald - Lucky